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Despite all my friends telling me not to |
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I finally managed to track down and find you |
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It was hard growing up without a dad |
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But now I know it was you, I'm sort of glad |
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You left us in such a mess |
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No need for a paternity test |
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More than just an educated guess |
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You broke more than just a young girl's heart |
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My mother always told me |
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You, not me, were the mistake |
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She never regretted the chance she had to take |
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The 1980s were a wild and crazy time |
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And having fun is not a crime |
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But considering the way that you behaved |
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You've probably got more children than Screaming Jay |
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You left us in such a mess |
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No need for a paternity test |
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More than just an educated guess |
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You broke more than just a young girl's heart |
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My mother always told me |
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You, not me, were the mistake |
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She never regretted the chance she had to take |
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My mother always told me |
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Everything you put her through |
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I told her we're better off without you |
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She can't have been the only girl |
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Illegitimate children all over the world |
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One day you're gonna get caught |
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And that's an awful lot of child support |
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You left us in such a mess |
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No need for a paternity test |
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More than just an educated guess |
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You broke more than just a young girl's heart |
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My mother always told me |
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I was a surprise, not a mistake |
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She never regretted the chance she had to take |
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My mother always told me |
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Everything you put her through |
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I told her we're better off without you |
