| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:00.365] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:01.96] | 原唱：封茗囧菌/文劲松/袖蓝 |
| [00:02.48] | 演唱：咖喱 |
| [00:03.35] | （这次的封面是我自己画的，画师阵亡一期，凑吧凑吧将就看吧~） |
| [00:03.87] | 【叙述者：】 |
| [00:17.36] | 他们关心你是否变了模样 |
| [00:21.36] | 他们也讨论你最近的情况 |
| [00:25.36] | 他们总是站在所谓正义一方 演讲 |
| [00:33.33] | 他们听到是怎样就决定怎样 |
| [00:37.31] | 他们不用知道事实真相 |
| [00:41.40] | 他们在山顶趾高气昂 |
| [00:45.34] | 他们至高无上 |
| [00:49.22] | 【键盘侠：】 |
| [00:52.53] | 对不起对不起无意捅你一刀 |
| [00:52.72] | 你看你你看你怎么往刀上靠 |
| [00:57.13] | 没关系没关系暂时还死不了 |
| [01:00.96] | 你又是为何如此不依不饶？ |
| [01:05.02] | 对不起对不起只是爱开玩笑 |
| [01:08.99] | （叙述者的尬笑上线） |
| [01:09.83] | 你看你你看你这么容易跳脚 |
| [01:12.40] | 没关系没关系只要开心就好 |
| [01:16.94] | 只要我自己能够开心 就好 |
| [01:25.52] | 【键盘战士敲键盘的啪啪声hhhh】 |
| [01:36.54] | 【叙述者：】 |
| [01:37.33] | 他们听到是怎样就决定怎样 |
| [01:41.29] | 他们不用知道事实真相 |
| [01:45.43] | 他们在山顶趾高气昂 |
| [01:49.27] | 他们至高无上 |
| [01:51.47] | （尬笑再次上线） |
| [01:52.61] | 【键盘侠：】 |
| [01:52.95] | 对不起对不起无意捅你一刀 |
| [01:57.03] | 你看你你看你怎么往刀上靠 |
| [02:01.05] | 没关系没关系暂时还死不了 |
| [02:05.06] | 你又是为何如此不依不饶？ |
| [02:09.05] | 对不起对不起只是爱开玩笑 |
| [02:13.07] | （尬笑再再次上线） |
| [02:13.35] | 你看你你看你这么容易跳脚 |
| [02:16.99] | 没关系没关系只要开心就好 |
| [02:20.83] | （尬笑再再再次上线） |
| [02:21.14] | 只要我自己能够开心就好 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:00.365] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:01.96] | yuan chang: feng ming jiong jun wen jin song xiu lan |
| [00:02.48] | yan chang: ga li |
| [00:03.35] | zhe ci de feng mian shi wo zi ji hua de, hua shi zhen wang yi qi, cou ba cou ba jiang jiu kan ba |
| [00:03.87] | xu shu zhe: |
| [00:17.36] | ta men guan xin ni shi fou bian le mu yang |
| [00:21.36] | ta men ye tao lun ni zui jin de qing kuang |
| [00:25.36] | ta men zong shi zhan zai suo wei zheng yi yi fang yan jiang |
| [00:33.33] | ta men ting dao shi zen yang jiu jue ding zen yang |
| [00:37.31] | ta men bu yong zhi dao shi shi zhen xiang |
| [00:41.40] | ta men zai shan ding zhi gao qi ang |
| [00:45.34] | ta men zhi gao wu shang |
| [00:49.22] | jian pan xia: |
| [00:52.53] | dui bu qi dui bu qi wu yi tong ni yi dao |
| [00:52.72] | ni kan ni ni kan ni zen me wang dao shang kao |
| [00:57.13] | mei guan xi mei guan xi zan shi hai si bu liao |
| [01:00.96] | ni you shi wei he ru ci bu yi bu rao? |
| [01:05.02] | dui bu qi dui bu qi zhi shi ai kai wan xiao |
| [01:08.99] | xu shu zhe de ga xiao shang xian |
| [01:09.83] | ni kan ni ni kan ni zhe me rong yi tiao jiao |
| [01:12.40] | mei guan xi mei guan xi zhi yao kai xin jiu hao |
| [01:16.94] | zhi yao wo zi ji neng gou kai xin jiu hao |
| [01:25.52] | jian pan zhan shi qiao jian pan de pa pa sheng hhhh |
| [01:36.54] | xu shu zhe: |
| [01:37.33] | ta men ting dao shi zen yang jiu jue ding zen yang |
| [01:41.29] | ta men bu yong zhi dao shi shi zhen xiang |
| [01:45.43] | ta men zai shan ding zhi gao qi ang |
| [01:49.27] | ta men zhi gao wu shang |
| [01:51.47] | ga xiao zai ci shang xian |
| [01:52.61] | jian pan xia: |
| [01:52.95] | dui bu qi dui bu qi wu yi tong ni yi dao |
| [01:57.03] | ni kan ni ni kan ni zen me wang dao shang kao |
| [02:01.05] | mei guan xi mei guan xi zan shi hai si bu liao |
| [02:05.06] | ni you shi wei he ru ci bu yi bu rao? |
| [02:09.05] | dui bu qi dui bu qi zhi shi ai kai wan xiao |
| [02:13.07] | ga xiao zai zai ci shang xian |
| [02:13.35] | ni kan ni ni kan ni zhe me rong yi tiao jiao |
| [02:16.99] | mei guan xi mei guan xi zhi yao kai xin jiu hao |
| [02:20.83] | ga xiao zai zai zai ci shang xian |
| [02:21.14] | zhi yao wo zi ji neng gou kai xin jiu hao |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:00.365] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:01.96] | yuán chàng: fēng míng jiǒng jūn wén jìn sōng xiù lán |
| [00:02.48] | yǎn chàng: gā lí |
| [00:03.35] | zhè cì de fēng miàn shì wǒ zì jǐ huà de, huà shī zhèn wáng yī qī, còu ba còu ba jiāng jiù kàn ba |
| [00:03.87] | xù shù zhě: |
| [00:17.36] | tā men guān xīn nǐ shì fǒu biàn le mú yàng |
| [00:21.36] | tā men yě tǎo lùn nǐ zuì jìn de qíng kuàng |
| [00:25.36] | tā men zǒng shì zhàn zài suǒ wèi zhèng yì yī fāng yǎn jiǎng |
| [00:33.33] | tā men tīng dào shì zěn yàng jiù jué dìng zěn yàng |
| [00:37.31] | tā men bù yòng zhī dào shì shí zhēn xiàng |
| [00:41.40] | tā men zài shān dǐng zhǐ gāo qì áng |
| [00:45.34] | tā men zhì gāo wú shàng |
| [00:49.22] | jiàn pán xiá: |
| [00:52.53] | duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ wú yì tǒng nǐ yī dāo |
| [00:52.72] | nǐ kàn nǐ nǐ kàn nǐ zěn me wǎng dāo shàng kào |
| [00:57.13] | méi guān xì méi guān xì zàn shí hái sǐ bù liǎo |
| [01:00.96] | nǐ yòu shì wèi hé rú cǐ bù yī bù ráo? |
| [01:05.02] | duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ zhǐ shì ài kāi wán xiào |
| [01:08.99] | xù shù zhě de gà xiào shàng xiàn |
| [01:09.83] | nǐ kàn nǐ nǐ kàn nǐ zhè me róng yì tiào jiǎo |
| [01:12.40] | méi guān xì méi guān xì zhǐ yào kāi xīn jiù hǎo |
| [01:16.94] | zhǐ yào wǒ zì jǐ néng gòu kāi xīn jiù hǎo |
| [01:25.52] | jiàn pán zhàn shì qiāo jiàn pán de pā pā shēng hhhh |
| [01:36.54] | xù shù zhě: |
| [01:37.33] | tā men tīng dào shì zěn yàng jiù jué dìng zěn yàng |
| [01:41.29] | tā men bù yòng zhī dào shì shí zhēn xiàng |
| [01:45.43] | tā men zài shān dǐng zhǐ gāo qì áng |
| [01:49.27] | tā men zhì gāo wú shàng |
| [01:51.47] | gà xiào zài cì shàng xiàn |
| [01:52.61] | jiàn pán xiá: |
| [01:52.95] | duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ wú yì tǒng nǐ yī dāo |
| [01:57.03] | nǐ kàn nǐ nǐ kàn nǐ zěn me wǎng dāo shàng kào |
| [02:01.05] | méi guān xì méi guān xì zàn shí hái sǐ bù liǎo |
| [02:05.06] | nǐ yòu shì wèi hé rú cǐ bù yī bù ráo? |
| [02:09.05] | duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ zhǐ shì ài kāi wán xiào |
| [02:13.07] | gà xiào zài zài cì shàng xiàn |
| [02:13.35] | nǐ kàn nǐ nǐ kàn nǐ zhè me róng yì tiào jiǎo |
| [02:16.99] | méi guān xì méi guān xì zhǐ yào kāi xīn jiù hǎo |
| [02:20.83] | gà xiào zài zài zài cì shàng xiàn |
| [02:21.14] | zhǐ yào wǒ zì jǐ néng gòu kāi xīn jiù hǎo |
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