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You want some bacon? |
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No, man, I don't eat pork. |
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Are you Jewish? |
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No, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. |
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Why not? |
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Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. |
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But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... |
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Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, |
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but I'd never know cause |
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I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. |
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Pigs sleep and root in shit, |
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that's a filthy animal. |
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I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sens |
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e enough to disregard its own feces. |
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How about a dog? |
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A dog eats its own feces. |
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I don't eat dog either. |
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Yeah, but do you consider a dog |
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to be a filthy animal? |
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I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, |
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but it's definitely dirty. |
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But, dogs got personality, |
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personality goes a long way. |
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So by that rationale, |
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if a pig had a better personality, |
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he would cease to be a filthy animal. |
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Is that true? |
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We'd have to be talkin' |
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'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. |
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I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' |
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than that Arnold on Green Acres, |
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you know what I'm sayin'? |
