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Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down |
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And meet the best innkeeper in town |
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As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: |
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Rooking their guests and crooking the books |
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Seldom do you see |
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Honest men like me |
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A gent of good intent |
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Who's content to be |
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Master of the house, doling out the charm |
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Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
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Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir |
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Customers appreciate a bon-viveur |
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Glad to do a friend a favor |
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Doesn't cost me to be nice |
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But nothing gets you nothing |
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Everything has got a little price! |
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Master of the house, keeper of the zoo |
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Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two |
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Watering the wine, making up the weight |
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Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight |
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Everybody loves a landlord |
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Everybody's bosom friend |
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I do whatever pleases |
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Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! |
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Thenardier & Drinkers: |
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Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
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Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
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Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
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Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
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Everybody's boon companion |
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Everybody's chaperone |
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But lock up your valises |
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Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! |
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Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
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Unlace your boots, rest from the road |
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This weighs a ton, travel's a curse |
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But here we strive to lighten your purse |
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Here the goose is cooked |
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Here the fat is fried |
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And nothing's overlooked |
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Till I'm satisfied |
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Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief |
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Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef |
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Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat |
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Filling up the sausages with this and that |
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Residents are more than welcome |
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Bridal suite is occupied |
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Reasonable charges |
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Plus some little extras on the side! |
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Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice |
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Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
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Here a little slice, there a little cut |
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Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
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When it comes to fixing prices |
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There are a lot of tricks he knows |
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How it all increases, all them bits and pieces |
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Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! |
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Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
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Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
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Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
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Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
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Everybody's boon companion |
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Gives 'em everything he's got |
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Dirty bunch of geezers |
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Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
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I used to dream that I would meet a prince |
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But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? |
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Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! |
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`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! |
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Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire |
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Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there |
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What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse |
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God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! |
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Master of the house! |
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Master and a half! |
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Comforter, philosopher |
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Ah, don't make me laugh! |
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Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
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Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
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Everybody bless the landlord! |
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Everybody bless his spouse! |
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Everybody raise a glass |
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Raise it up the master's arse |
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Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House! |
