Off The Wall

Off The Wall Lyrics

Song Off The Wall
Artist Redman
Artist Eminem
Album Nutty Professor II: The Klumps - Soundtrack
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[ti:the kids]
[ar:eminem]
[00:00.355] {Mr.Mackey}(Eric Cartman)
[00:00.594] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.287] Okay children quiet down,quiet down
[00:07.249] Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:11.632] His name is Mr.Shady
[00:14.31] Children quiet down please
[00:16.415] Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
[00:18.425] Mr.Shady will be your new substitute
[00:19.947] while Mr.Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
[00:23.83] Good luck Mr.Shady
[00:23.886] {Eminem}
[00:24.297] Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)
[00:26.334] Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.510] But first,I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:30.799] Say hi Bob!("Hi Bob")Bob's 30and still lives with his mom
[00:33.886] and he don't got a job,cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.637] but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.138] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.365] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.450] when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.337] Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:49.975] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.395] the ladies would all be so afraid,they would drop the charge
[00:55.486] 'til one night Mrs.Stacey went off the job
[00:57.764] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.391] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.911] But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.642] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.401] You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:11.267] He grabbed S tace'by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.889] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.520] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.466] they never found her,and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.784] And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.973] and what it might do to you
[01:25.363] So see if the squirrels want any -it's bad for you
[01:27.324] See children,drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:27.476] Chorus:Mr.Mackey (Eminem)
[01:29.545] and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:32.273] and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:34.763] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:37.402] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:40.162] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:42.851] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:45.675] Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay?
[01:47.263] {Eminem}
[01:47.856] My penis is the size of a peanut,have you seen it?
[01:50.408] FUCK NO you ain't seen it,it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:53.267] Speakin of peanuts,you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.307] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.339] If someone ever offers it to you,don't do it
[02:00.839] Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.533] and spinal fluid is final,you won't get it back
[02:05.860] So don't get attached,it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.600] Meet Zach,twenty-one years old
[02:10.776] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party,he gets bold
[02:13.729] and decides to try five,when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.538] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.401] Suddenly,he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.905] and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:24.233] His back starts tah -look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:27.141] He's on Donald's carpet,layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[02:30.34] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.542] "Hey Adam,Zach is a jackass,look at him!"
[02:35.242] cause they took it too,so they think it's funny
[02:37.199] So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile,Zach's in a coma,the action is over
[02:43.189] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:46.158] And that's the story of Zach,the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.865] So don't even feed that to squirrels class,cause it's bad for you
[02:51.595] Chorus:Mr.Mackey (Eminem)
[02:51.751] See children,drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[02:53.682] and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[02:56.399] and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom (that's right)
[02:59.55] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.696] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[03:04.434] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[03:07.06] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[03:09.835] Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay?
[03:11.306] {Eminem}
[03:11.681] And last but not least,one of the most humungous
[03:14.462] problems among young people today,is fungus
[03:17.271] It grows from cow manure,they pick it out,wipe it off,
[03:20.72] bag it up,and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.700] Yum yum!Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.187] And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:28.140] And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.613] Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:32.921] (Mr.Shady what's a G-string?)It's yarn Claire
[03:35.861] Women stick 'em up their behinds,go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:38.692] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.840] Whoops,did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.517] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets,all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:47.40] cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:49.296] See drugs are bad,it's a common fact
[03:51.110] But your mom and dad,know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:53.953] But don't be me,cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:56.790] They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.227] and get a disguise and hide,cause it'll be my fault
[04:01.630] So don't do drugs,and do exactly as I don't,
[04:04.290] cause I'm bad for you
[04:05.424] Chorus:Mr.Mackey (Eminem)
[04:05.445] See children,drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[04:07.536] and if you don't believe me,ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[04:10.251] and if you don't believe him,ask ya mom (that's right)
[04:12.850] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[04:15.440] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[04:18.170] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[04:20.697] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[04:23.449] Drugs are just bad,mmm'kay?
[04:24.907] {Mr.Mackey}(Eric Cartman)
[04:26.242] Come on children,clap along (SHUT UP!)
[04:28.868] Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
[04:30.624] Drugs are just bad,drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:36.286] So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
[04:38.729] so there'll be more for me (Hippie!God damnit!)
[04:42.797] (So,fucked up,right now..)
ti: the kids
ar: eminem
[00:00.355] Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman
[00:00.594] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.287] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:07.249] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:11.632] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.31] Children quiet down please
[00:16.415] Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP!
[00:18.425] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:19.947] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS!
[00:23.83] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:23.886] Eminem
[00:24.297] Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU!
[00:26.334] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.510] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:30.799] Say hi Bob!" Hi Bob" Bob' s 30and still lives with his mom
[00:33.886] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.637] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.138] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.365] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.450] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.337] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:49.975] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.395] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.486] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.764] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.391] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.911] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.642] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.401] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:11.267] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.889] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.520] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.466] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.784] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.973] and what it might do to you
[01:25.363] So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you
[01:27.324] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:27.476] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[01:29.545] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:32.273] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:34.763] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:37.402] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:40.162] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:42.851] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:45.675] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[01:47.263] Eminem
[01:47.856] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.408] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:53.267] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.307] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.339] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[02:00.839] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.533] and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back
[02:05.860] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.600] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:10.776] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.729] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:16.538] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.401] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.905] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.233] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:27.141] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:30.34] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.542] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.242] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:37.199] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.189] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:46.158] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.865] So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you
[02:51.595] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[02:51.751] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[02:53.682] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[02:56.399] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[02:59.55] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[03:01.696] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[03:04.434] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[03:07.06] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[03:09.835] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[03:11.306] Eminem
[03:11.681] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:14.462] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.271] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:20.72] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.700] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.187] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:28.140] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:30.613] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:32.921] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire
[03:35.861] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:38.692] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.840] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.517] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:47.40] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:49.296] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:51.110] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:53.953] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:56.790] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.227] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:01.630] So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t,
[04:04.290] cause I' m bad for you
[04:05.424] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[04:05.445] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[04:07.536] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[04:10.251] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[04:12.850] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[04:15.440] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[04:18.170] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[04:20.697] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[04:23.449] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[04:24.907] Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman
[04:26.242] Come on children, clap along SHUT UP!
[04:28.868] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:30.624] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:36.286] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:38.729] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:42.797] So, fucked up, right now..
ti: the kids
ar: eminem
[00:00.355] Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman
[00:00.594] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.287] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:07.249] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:11.632] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.31] Children quiet down please
[00:16.415] Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP!
[00:18.425] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:19.947] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS!
[00:23.83] Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:23.886] Eminem
[00:24.297] Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU!
[00:26.334] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.510] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:30.799] Say hi Bob!" Hi Bob" Bob' s 30and still lives with his mom
[00:33.886] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.637] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.138] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.365] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.450] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.337] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:49.975] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.395] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:55.486] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.764] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.391] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.911] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.642] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.401] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:11.267] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.889] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.520] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.466] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.784] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.973] and what it might do to you
[01:25.363] So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you
[01:27.324] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:27.476] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[01:29.545] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:32.273] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:34.763] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:37.402] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:40.162] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:42.851] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:45.675] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[01:47.263] Eminem
[01:47.856] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.408] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:53.267] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.307] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.339] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[02:00.839] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:03.533] and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back
[02:05.860] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.600] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:10.776] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.729] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:16.538] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.401] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.905] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.233] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:27.141] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:30.34] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.542] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.242] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:37.199] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.189] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:46.158] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.865] So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you
[02:51.595] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[02:51.751] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[02:53.682] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[02:56.399] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[02:59.55] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[03:01.696] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[03:04.434] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[03:07.06] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[03:09.835] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[03:11.306] Eminem
[03:11.681] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:14.462] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:17.271] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:20.72] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.700] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.187] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:28.140] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:30.613] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:32.921] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire
[03:35.861] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:38.692] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.840] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.517] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:47.40] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:49.296] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:51.110] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:53.953] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:56.790] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.227] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:01.630] So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t,
[04:04.290] cause I' m bad for you
[04:05.424] Chorus: Mr. Mackey Eminem
[04:05.445] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[04:07.536] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[04:10.251] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[04:12.850] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[04:15.440] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[04:18.170] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[04:20.697] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[04:23.449] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[04:24.907] Mr. Mackey Eric Cartman
[04:26.242] Come on children, clap along SHUT UP!
[04:28.868] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:30.624] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:36.286] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:38.729] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:42.797] So, fucked up, right now..
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