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Never smile at a crocodile |
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No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile |
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Don't be taken in by his welcome grin |
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He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin |
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Never smile at a crocodile |
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Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile |
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Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day |
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Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile |
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You may very well be well bred |
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Lots ot etiquette in your head |
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But there's always some special case, time or place |
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To forget etiquette |
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For example: |
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One must positively not ever wear |
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a pleased expression on his countenance |
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when confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile |
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who has long jaws, armoured skin and webbed feet |
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and who is known as the crocodile. |
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one simply cannot cherish an amicably |
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or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species. |
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In addition: It is mandatory that one does not become irresistably |
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drawn into the heironeous belief that the latteral open extension |
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of his lips means you are entirely welcome. |
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It is much more reasonably to assume |
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he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit |
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His! Hehe. |
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Clear the aisle never smile at Mister Crocodile |
