There Is Life Outside Your Apartment Lyrics
| Song | There Is Life Outside Your Apartment |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Avenue Q |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Brian: | |
| Princeton! | |
| Princeton: | |
| Yeah. | |
| Brian: | |
| Listen, buddy, nobody’s seen ya for two weeks. | |
| What’s up with that? | |
| Princeton: | |
| I went to work for a temp agency, and they | |
| fired me for being too depressing on the phone. | |
| I maxed out my cards, I’m two months behind | |
| in rent, I totally messed up my personal life. | |
| Oh, and Brian - I still haven’t found my purpose! | |
| Brian: | |
| All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! | |
| Everyone’s getting together to mess around the city today. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Have fun! | |
| Brian: | |
| When I say everyone, that includes you! | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| I know it’s hard to conceive. | |
| But there’s life outside your apartment. | |
| And you’re only gonna see it if you leave. | |
| There is cool shit to do, | |
| But it can’t come to you, | |
| And who knows, dude | |
| You might even score! | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| But you gotta open the door! | |
| Princeton: | |
| No, thanks, I’m staying in! | |
| Brian: | |
| Don’t tell me I gotta force you. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Sorry! | |
| Brian: | |
| All right, everyone! He’s resisting! | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside your apartment! | |
| There’s a pigeon | |
| Squashed on the street. | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Ew. | |
| Brian: | |
| There’s a girl passing by | |
| Nicky: | |
| No I think it’s a guy | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| And a homeless man | |
| Who only wants to | |
| Buy something to eat! | |
| Sorry, can’t help you. | |
| We could go to the zoo! | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Pick up girls at NYU! | |
| Brian: | |
| We could sit in the park smoking pot! | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Or not. | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Well, I guess I’ll give it a shot. | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| I know - | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Voice #1: | |
| I’m gonna jump! | |
| All: | |
| Don’t do it! | |
| Voice #1: | |
| Okay. | |
| All: | |
| There is cool shit to do | |
| But it can’t come to you | |
| So come on - | |
| Voice #2: | |
| Get out of the way asshole! | |
| Princeton: | |
| Fuck you! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Oh, you never know | |
| What’s around the bend. | |
| You could win the lotto | |
| Or make a friend... | |
| Guys: | |
| Take her home to see your apartment! | |
| Lucy: | |
| Do you wanna feel special? | |
| I can see that you do. | |
| Well, I can make you feel | |
| Special. | |
| If you let me feel you. | |
| Guys: | |
| She’ll feel you! | |
| Lucy: | |
| Where’s your pad? | |
| Princeton: | |
| Not too far. | |
| Guys: | |
| We could call you a car. | |
| Princeton: | |
| We’ll be fine, thank you! See ya! | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Hope you don’t get gonorrhea! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Princeton/Lucy: | |
| But now it’s time to go home. | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Me going home now. | |
| Princeton/Lucy: | |
| It’s time to go home! | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| That’s where me gonna go! | |
| Lucy: | |
| I can make you feel special | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| That’s where me gonna go! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Me going home now, | |
| That’s where me gonna go! | |
| Princeton/Lucy: | |
| But now it’s time to go home | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| For porn! |
| Brian: | |
| Princeton! | |
| Princeton: | |
| Yeah. | |
| Brian: | |
| Listen, buddy, nobody' s seen ya for two weeks. | |
| What' s up with that? | |
| Princeton: | |
| I went to work for a temp agency, and they | |
| fired me for being too depressing on the phone. | |
| I maxed out my cards, I' m two months behind | |
| in rent, I totally messed up my personal life. | |
| Oh, and Brian I still haven' t found my purpose! | |
| Brian: | |
| All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! | |
| Everyone' s getting together to mess around the city today. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Have fun! | |
| Brian: | |
| When I say everyone, that includes you! | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| I know it' s hard to conceive. | |
| But there' s life outside your apartment. | |
| And you' re only gonna see it if you leave. | |
| There is cool shit to do, | |
| But it can' t come to you, | |
| And who knows, dude | |
| You might even score! | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| But you gotta open the door! | |
| Princeton: | |
| No, thanks, I' m staying in! | |
| Brian: | |
| Don' t tell me I gotta force you. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Sorry! | |
| Brian: | |
| All right, everyone! He' s resisting! | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside your apartment! | |
| There' s a pigeon | |
| Squashed on the street. | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Ew. | |
| Brian: | |
| There' s a girl passing by | |
| Nicky: | |
| No I think it' s a guy | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| And a homeless man | |
| Who only wants to | |
| Buy something to eat! | |
| Sorry, can' t help you. | |
| We could go to the zoo! | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Pick up girls at NYU! | |
| Brian: | |
| We could sit in the park smoking pot! | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Or not. | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Well, I guess I' ll give it a shot. | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| I know | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Voice 1: | |
| I' m gonna jump! | |
| All: | |
| Don' t do it! | |
| Voice 1: | |
| Okay. | |
| All: | |
| There is cool shit to do | |
| But it can' t come to you | |
| So come on | |
| Voice 2: | |
| Get out of the way asshole! | |
| Princeton: | |
| Fuck you! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Oh, you never know | |
| What' s around the bend. | |
| You could win the lotto | |
| Or make a friend... | |
| Guys: | |
| Take her home to see your apartment! | |
| Lucy: | |
| Do you wanna feel special? | |
| I can see that you do. | |
| Well, I can make you feel | |
| Special. | |
| If you let me feel you. | |
| Guys: | |
| She' ll feel you! | |
| Lucy: | |
| Where' s your pad? | |
| Princeton: | |
| Not too far. | |
| Guys: | |
| We could call you a car. | |
| Princeton: | |
| We' ll be fine, thank you! See ya! | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Hope you don' t get gonorrhea! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Princeton Lucy: | |
| But now it' s time to go home. | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Me going home now. | |
| Princeton Lucy: | |
| It' s time to go home! | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| That' s where me gonna go! | |
| Lucy: | |
| I can make you feel special | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| That' s where me gonna go! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Me going home now, | |
| That' s where me gonna go! | |
| Princeton Lucy: | |
| But now it' s time to go home | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| For porn! |
| Brian: | |
| Princeton! | |
| Princeton: | |
| Yeah. | |
| Brian: | |
| Listen, buddy, nobody' s seen ya for two weeks. | |
| What' s up with that? | |
| Princeton: | |
| I went to work for a temp agency, and they | |
| fired me for being too depressing on the phone. | |
| I maxed out my cards, I' m two months behind | |
| in rent, I totally messed up my personal life. | |
| Oh, and Brian I still haven' t found my purpose! | |
| Brian: | |
| All right. Get off your ass and stop worrying! | |
| Everyone' s getting together to mess around the city today. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Have fun! | |
| Brian: | |
| When I say everyone, that includes you! | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| I know it' s hard to conceive. | |
| But there' s life outside your apartment. | |
| And you' re only gonna see it if you leave. | |
| There is cool shit to do, | |
| But it can' t come to you, | |
| And who knows, dude | |
| You might even score! | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| But you gotta open the door! | |
| Princeton: | |
| No, thanks, I' m staying in! | |
| Brian: | |
| Don' t tell me I gotta force you. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Sorry! | |
| Brian: | |
| All right, everyone! He' s resisting! | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside... | |
| There is life outside your apartment! | |
| There' s a pigeon | |
| Squashed on the street. | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Ew. | |
| Brian: | |
| There' s a girl passing by | |
| Nicky: | |
| No I think it' s a guy | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| And a homeless man | |
| Who only wants to | |
| Buy something to eat! | |
| Sorry, can' t help you. | |
| We could go to the zoo! | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Pick up girls at NYU! | |
| Brian: | |
| We could sit in the park smoking pot! | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Or not. | |
| All but Princeton: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Princeton: | |
| Well, I guess I' ll give it a shot. | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| I know | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Voice 1: | |
| I' m gonna jump! | |
| All: | |
| Don' t do it! | |
| Voice 1: | |
| Okay. | |
| All: | |
| There is cool shit to do | |
| But it can' t come to you | |
| So come on | |
| Voice 2: | |
| Get out of the way asshole! | |
| Princeton: | |
| Fuck you! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Oh, you never know | |
| What' s around the bend. | |
| You could win the lotto | |
| Or make a friend... | |
| Guys: | |
| Take her home to see your apartment! | |
| Lucy: | |
| Do you wanna feel special? | |
| I can see that you do. | |
| Well, I can make you feel | |
| Special. | |
| If you let me feel you. | |
| Guys: | |
| She' ll feel you! | |
| Lucy: | |
| Where' s your pad? | |
| Princeton: | |
| Not too far. | |
| Guys: | |
| We could call you a car. | |
| Princeton: | |
| We' ll be fine, thank you! See ya! | |
| Christmas Eve: | |
| Hope you don' t get gonorrhea! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Princeton Lucy: | |
| But now it' s time to go home. | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Me going home now. | |
| Princeton Lucy: | |
| It' s time to go home! | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| That' s where me gonna go! | |
| Lucy: | |
| I can make you feel special | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| That' s where me gonna go! | |
| All: | |
| There is life outside your apartment. | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| Me going home now, | |
| That' s where me gonna go! | |
| Princeton Lucy: | |
| But now it' s time to go home | |
| Trekkie Monster: | |
| For porn! |
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