If You Were Gay Lyrics
| Song | If You Were Gay |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Avenue Q |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.32] | Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book |
| [00:06.09] | 《Broadway Musicals of the 1940s》 |
| [00:09.21] | No roommate to brother me |
| [00:10.40] | How could it get any better than this |
| [00:12.09] | Oh hi Rod |
| [00:14.01] | Hi Nicky |
| [00:14.69] | Hey Rod you’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning |
| [00:18.32] | This guy was smiling at me and talking to me |
| [00:22.27] | Hmm，that’s very interesting |
| [00:23.68] | He was being really friendly,hmm |
| [00:26.02] | I think he was coming on to me |
| [00:27.87] | I think he might’ve thought I was gay |
| [00:31.72] | Ahem so uh why are you telling me this! |
| [00:35.04] | Why should I care! I don’t care! |
| [00:36.46] | What did you have for lunch today! |
| [00:37.64] | Oh you don’t have to get all defensive about it |
| [00:40.05] | I’m not getting defensive! |
| [00:40.85] | Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I’m trying to read! |
| [00:45.89] | Oh I didn’t mean anything by it,Rod |
| [00:48.57] | I just think it's something we should be able to talk about |
| [00:51.67] | I don't want to talk about it!!! |
| [00:53.22] | This conversation is over!!! |
| [00:54.16] | Yeah,but Rod...... |
| [00:54.65] | OVER!!! |
| [00:55.93] | Well okay but just so you know...... |
| [00:59.25] | IF YOU WERE GAY |
| [01:01.95] | THAT'D BE OKAY |
| [01:04.04] | I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY |
| [01:06.88] | I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY |
| [01:09.40] | BECAUSE YOU SEE |
| [01:11.59] | IF IT WERE ME |
| [01:14.69] | I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY |
| [01:17.25] | THAT I WAS GAY |
| [01:18.61] | BUT I'M NOT GAY |
| [01:19.90] | Nicky,please, I'm trying to read! |
| [01:26.83] | What!!! |
| [01:27.53] | IF YOU WERE QUEER |
| [01:29.76] | I'D STILL BE HERE(Nicky,I'm trying to read this book!!!) |
| [01:32.78] | YEAR AFTER YEAR |
| [01:34.84] | BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME(Argh |
| [01:37.34] | I KNOW THAT YOU(What? |
| [01:39.92] | WOULD ACCEPT ME ,TOO(I would??? |
| [01:42.43] | IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I'M GAY!" |
| [01:46.41] | BUT I'M NOT GAY |
| [01:47.80] | I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU(High Button Shoes, Pal Joey |
| [01:53.26] | SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME |
| [01:55.06] | WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS(R：Nicky that's GROSS!!! N：No it's not |
| [02:00.31] | IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！ |
| [02:02.34] | I'D SHOUT HOORAY!(I am not listening |
| [02:05.90] | I'D STAY(La la la la la |
| [02:08.09] | BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY(Aaaah!!! |
| [02:10.32] | YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE |
| [02:13.64] | BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY |
| [02:16.05] | TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY |
| [02:17.94] | YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY |
| [02:20.12] | AND AS THEY SAY,IT'S IN YOUR DNA |
| [02:22.98] | YOU'RE GAY(I am not gay!! |
| [02:25.19] | IF YOU WERE GAY(Ah！ |
| [00:00.32] | Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book |
| [00:06.09] | Broadway Musicals of the 1940s |
| [00:09.21] | No roommate to brother me |
| [00:10.40] | How could it get any better than this |
| [00:12.09] | Oh hi Rod |
| [00:14.01] | Hi Nicky |
| [00:14.69] | Hey Rod you' ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning |
| [00:18.32] | This guy was smiling at me and talking to me |
| [00:22.27] | Hmm, that' s very interesting |
| [00:23.68] | He was being really friendly, hmm |
| [00:26.02] | I think he was coming on to me |
| [00:27.87] | I think he might' ve thought I was gay |
| [00:31.72] | Ahem so uh why are you telling me this! |
| [00:35.04] | Why should I care! I don' t care! |
| [00:36.46] | What did you have for lunch today! |
| [00:37.64] | Oh you don' t have to get all defensive about it |
| [00:40.05] | I' m not getting defensive! |
| [00:40.85] | Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I' m trying to read! |
| [00:45.89] | Oh I didn' t mean anything by it, Rod |
| [00:48.57] | I just think it' s something we should be able to talk about |
| [00:51.67] | I don' t want to talk about it!!! |
| [00:53.22] | This conversation is over!!! |
| [00:54.16] | Yeah, but Rod...... |
| [00:54.65] | OVER!!! |
| [00:55.93] | Well okay but just so you know...... |
| [00:59.25] | IF YOU WERE GAY |
| [01:01.95] | THAT' D BE OKAY |
| [01:04.04] | I MEAN ' CAUSE HEY |
| [01:06.88] | I' D LIKE YOU ANYWAY |
| [01:09.40] | BECAUSE YOU SEE |
| [01:11.59] | IF IT WERE ME |
| [01:14.69] | I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY |
| [01:17.25] | THAT I WAS GAY |
| [01:18.61] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:19.90] | Nicky, please, I' m trying to read! |
| [01:26.83] | What!!! |
| [01:27.53] | IF YOU WERE QUEER |
| [01:29.76] | I' D STILL BE HERE Nicky, I' m trying to read this book!!! |
| [01:32.78] | YEAR AFTER YEAR |
| [01:34.84] | BECAUSE YOU' RE DEAR TO ME Argh |
| [01:37.34] | I KNOW THAT YOU What? |
| [01:39.92] | WOULD ACCEPT ME , TOO I would??? |
| [01:42.43] | IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I' M GAY!" |
| [01:46.41] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:47.80] | I' M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU High Button Shoes, Pal Joey |
| [01:53.26] | SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME |
| [01:55.06] | WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS R: Nicky that' s GROSS!!! N: No it' s not |
| [02:00.31] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
| [02:02.34] | I' D SHOUT HOORAY! I am not listening |
| [02:05.90] | I' D STAY La la la la la |
| [02:08.09] | BUT I WOULDN' T GET IN YOUR WAY Aaaah!!! |
| [02:10.32] | YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE |
| [02:13.64] | BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY |
| [02:16.05] | TO TELL YOU IT' S OKAY |
| [02:17.94] | YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY |
| [02:20.12] | AND AS THEY SAY, IT' S IN YOUR DNA |
| [02:22.98] | YOU' RE GAY I am not gay!! |
| [02:25.19] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
| [00:00.32] | Aha an afternoon alone with my favorite book |
| [00:06.09] | Broadway Musicals of the 1940s |
| [00:09.21] | No roommate to brother me |
| [00:10.40] | How could it get any better than this |
| [00:12.09] | Oh hi Rod |
| [00:14.01] | Hi Nicky |
| [00:14.69] | Hey Rod you' ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning |
| [00:18.32] | This guy was smiling at me and talking to me |
| [00:22.27] | Hmm, that' s very interesting |
| [00:23.68] | He was being really friendly, hmm |
| [00:26.02] | I think he was coming on to me |
| [00:27.87] | I think he might' ve thought I was gay |
| [00:31.72] | Ahem so uh why are you telling me this! |
| [00:35.04] | Why should I care! I don' t care! |
| [00:36.46] | What did you have for lunch today! |
| [00:37.64] | Oh you don' t have to get all defensive about it |
| [00:40.05] | I' m not getting defensive! |
| [00:40.85] | Why do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I' m trying to read! |
| [00:45.89] | Oh I didn' t mean anything by it, Rod |
| [00:48.57] | I just think it' s something we should be able to talk about |
| [00:51.67] | I don' t want to talk about it!!! |
| [00:53.22] | This conversation is over!!! |
| [00:54.16] | Yeah, but Rod...... |
| [00:54.65] | OVER!!! |
| [00:55.93] | Well okay but just so you know...... |
| [00:59.25] | IF YOU WERE GAY |
| [01:01.95] | THAT' D BE OKAY |
| [01:04.04] | I MEAN ' CAUSE HEY |
| [01:06.88] | I' D LIKE YOU ANYWAY |
| [01:09.40] | BECAUSE YOU SEE |
| [01:11.59] | IF IT WERE ME |
| [01:14.69] | I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY |
| [01:17.25] | THAT I WAS GAY |
| [01:18.61] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:19.90] | Nicky, please, I' m trying to read! |
| [01:26.83] | What!!! |
| [01:27.53] | IF YOU WERE QUEER |
| [01:29.76] | I' D STILL BE HERE Nicky, I' m trying to read this book!!! |
| [01:32.78] | YEAR AFTER YEAR |
| [01:34.84] | BECAUSE YOU' RE DEAR TO ME Argh |
| [01:37.34] | I KNOW THAT YOU What? |
| [01:39.92] | WOULD ACCEPT ME , TOO I would??? |
| [01:42.43] | IF I TOLD YOU TODAY:" HEY! GUESS WHAT ! I' M GAY!" |
| [01:46.41] | BUT I' M NOT GAY |
| [01:47.80] | I' M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU High Button Shoes, Pal Joey |
| [01:53.26] | SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME |
| [01:55.06] | WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS R: Nicky that' s GROSS!!! N: No it' s not |
| [02:00.31] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
| [02:02.34] | I' D SHOUT HOORAY! I am not listening |
| [02:05.90] | I' D STAY La la la la la |
| [02:08.09] | BUT I WOULDN' T GET IN YOUR WAY Aaaah!!! |
| [02:10.32] | YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE |
| [02:13.64] | BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY |
| [02:16.05] | TO TELL YOU IT' S OKAY |
| [02:17.94] | YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY |
| [02:20.12] | AND AS THEY SAY, IT' S IN YOUR DNA |
| [02:22.98] | YOU' RE GAY I am not gay!! |
| [02:25.19] | IF YOU WERE GAY Ah! |
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