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Oh kids! |
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You look like we're going to another funeral. |
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Dad, we're bored! |
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You teach your children a lot of good American values. |
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But have you taught them how to have fun? |
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For family entertainment that doesn't stop, |
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head on over to the |
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Starfish Resort and Casino in Las Venturas. |
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You deserve this kind of fun. |
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Waterslides! Shooting range! |
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And the kids love the Giggledome! |
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*sounds of fun* |
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Plus, we've got the hottest gaming in town! |
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Nobody offers you more gaming value. |
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And, you'll teach the kids some |
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important life lessons about real capitalism. |
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Dad, I lost all my money! |
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You've learned a valuable lesson. |
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Son, it's time for your first lapdance. |
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Heh yeah, guns! |
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Time is meaningless in the land of tomorrow. |
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It's the Starfish Resort and Casino hotel |
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in Las Venturas. |
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Mom can go all night on the one-armed bandits, |
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while the kids visit the Little Tykes Pawn Shop. |
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How'd you do, Cherice? |
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I busted myself and sold a kidney. |
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That's my girl! |
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Share the love with your family, the love of money! |
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And the Starfish Resort and Casino has |
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the best buffet in Las Venturas, |
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featuring our world-famous bacon trough! |
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The Starfish Resort and Casino. |
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This kind of fun should be illegal! |
