But I'm Yours Lyrics
| Song | But I'm Yours |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Family Guy Live in Vegas |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Peter:♪I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse.♪ | |
| Lois: You do OK. | |
| Peter: ♪I drink too much and leave the cans around the house.♪ | |
| Lois: Well you do, do that. | |
| Peter:♪ And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse.♪ | |
| Lois: What?! | |
| Peter: ♪I may be thoughtless.♪ | |
| Lois: No you're not. | |
| Peter: ♪I may be sloppy♪ | |
| Lois: Well, a little | |
| Peter: ♪I may be stupid.♪ | |
| Lois: Well, a lot. | |
| Peter: ♪But I'm yours♪ | |
| Lois: ♪You're figure isn't always what it ought to be.♪ | |
| Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds. | |
| Lois: ♪But rollie-pollie belly's never bothered me.♪ | |
| Peter: Thank you! | |
| Lois: ♪Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee.♪ | |
| Peter: (Breathes in) Ahh(breathes out). {Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll}. | |
| Peter: ♪I may be chubby.♪ | |
| Lois; Well, 296. | |
| Peter: ♪I may be lazy.♪ | |
| Lois: sorry, 298. | |
| Peter: ♪I may be clumsy♪ | |
| Lois: Only often | |
| Peter; ♪But I'm yours♪ | |
| Lois: ♪What if one day a rapist attacked me?♪ | |
| Peter: ♪I would use him to mop up the street.♪ | |
| Lois: You would? | |
| Peter: You bet! ♪I got a left hook.♪ | |
| Lois: What if he was big? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a right hook♪ | |
| Lois: What if it was a woman? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a camera, freaking sweet.♪ | |
| Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be brainless.♪♪ | |
| Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be witless.♪♪ | |
| Peter: ♪I may be Irish.♪ | |
| Peter: ♪But I'm yours.♪ | |
| Lois: ♪And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to?♪ | |
| ♪That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true.♪ | |
| Peter: ♪I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through.♪ | |
| Lois: Will you empty the trash? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a backache.♪ | |
| Lois: Will you fix the toilet? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a headache.♪ | |
| Lois: Will you vacuum the den? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a penis♪ | |
| Lois: You're a sexist. | |
| Peter: ♪But I'm yours.♪ | |
| Lois: ♪They say a man should treat his lady like a prize.♪ | |
| ♪A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes.♪ | |
| Peter: ♪But I won't do that freeky thing of humpin' guys.♪ | |
| Peter: ♪I may be phobic♪ | |
| ♪I may be stinky♪ | |
| ♪I may be farting♪ {farts} | |
| ♪But I'm yours.♪ | |
| Lois: ♪Would you brave any hurdle to save me?♪ | |
| Peter: ♪I would slay any foes by the scores.♪ | |
| Lois: Lions? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a shotgun.♪ | |
| Lois: Tigers? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a blowtorch.♪ | |
| Lois: The Christian right? | |
| Peter: ♪I got a porno.♪ | |
| Lois: That'll do it. | |
| Peter: ♪'Cause I'm yours.♪ | |
| Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be dopey.♪♪ | |
| Peter/Lois: ♪♪I/You may be messy.♪♪ | |
| Peter/Lois: ♪♪I may be Peter.♪♪ | |
| Peter/Lois: ♪And I'm yours.♪ |
| Peter: I know I haven' t always been the perfect spouse. | |
| Lois: You do OK. | |
| Peter: I drink too much and leave the cans around the house. | |
| Lois: Well you do, do that. | |
| Peter: And once I cleaned up Stewie' s doody with your blouse. | |
| Lois: What?! | |
| Peter: I may be thoughtless. | |
| Lois: No you' re not. | |
| Peter: I may be sloppy | |
| Lois: Well, a little | |
| Peter: I may be stupid. | |
| Lois: Well, a lot. | |
| Peter: But I' m yours | |
| Lois: You' re figure isn' t always what it ought to be. | |
| Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds. | |
| Lois: But rolliepollie belly' s never bothered me. | |
| Peter: Thank you! | |
| Lois: Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee. | |
| Peter: Breathes in Ahh breathes out. Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll. | |
| Peter: I may be chubby. | |
| Lois Well, 296. | |
| Peter: I may be lazy. | |
| Lois: sorry, 298. | |
| Peter: I may be clumsy | |
| Lois: Only often | |
| Peter But I' m yours | |
| Lois: What if one day a rapist attacked me? | |
| Peter: I would use him to mop up the street. | |
| Lois: You would? | |
| Peter: You bet! I got a left hook. | |
| Lois: What if he was big? | |
| Peter: I got a right hook | |
| Lois: What if it was a woman? | |
| Peter: I got a camera, freaking sweet. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be brainless. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be witless. | |
| Peter: I may be Irish. | |
| Peter: But I' m yours. | |
| Lois: And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to? | |
| That kind of thing is every woman' s dream come true. | |
| Peter: I' ll do ' em when this very special Coach is through. | |
| Lois: Will you empty the trash? | |
| Peter: I got a backache. | |
| Lois: Will you fix the toilet? | |
| Peter: I got a headache. | |
| Lois: Will you vacuum the den? | |
| Peter: I got a penis | |
| Lois: You' re a sexist. | |
| Peter: But I' m yours. | |
| Lois: They say a man should treat his lady like a prize. | |
| A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes. | |
| Peter: But I won' t do that freeky thing of humpin' guys. | |
| Peter: I may be phobic | |
| I may be stinky | |
| I may be farting farts | |
| But I' m yours. | |
| Lois: Would you brave any hurdle to save me? | |
| Peter: I would slay any foes by the scores. | |
| Lois: Lions? | |
| Peter: I got a shotgun. | |
| Lois: Tigers? | |
| Peter: I got a blowtorch. | |
| Lois: The Christian right? | |
| Peter: I got a porno. | |
| Lois: That' ll do it. | |
| Peter: ' Cause I' m yours. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be dopey. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be messy. | |
| Peter Lois: I may be Peter. | |
| Peter Lois: And I' m yours. |
| Peter: I know I haven' t always been the perfect spouse. | |
| Lois: You do OK. | |
| Peter: I drink too much and leave the cans around the house. | |
| Lois: Well you do, do that. | |
| Peter: And once I cleaned up Stewie' s doody with your blouse. | |
| Lois: What?! | |
| Peter: I may be thoughtless. | |
| Lois: No you' re not. | |
| Peter: I may be sloppy | |
| Lois: Well, a little | |
| Peter: I may be stupid. | |
| Lois: Well, a lot. | |
| Peter: But I' m yours | |
| Lois: You' re figure isn' t always what it ought to be. | |
| Peter: Eh, I gotta lose five pounds. | |
| Lois: But rolliepollie belly' s never bothered me. | |
| Peter: Thank you! | |
| Lois: Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee. | |
| Peter: Breathes in Ahh breathes out. Just like he did when he fell after finding the pawtucket scroll. | |
| Peter: I may be chubby. | |
| Lois Well, 296. | |
| Peter: I may be lazy. | |
| Lois: sorry, 298. | |
| Peter: I may be clumsy | |
| Lois: Only often | |
| Peter But I' m yours | |
| Lois: What if one day a rapist attacked me? | |
| Peter: I would use him to mop up the street. | |
| Lois: You would? | |
| Peter: You bet! I got a left hook. | |
| Lois: What if he was big? | |
| Peter: I got a right hook | |
| Lois: What if it was a woman? | |
| Peter: I got a camera, freaking sweet. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be brainless. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be witless. | |
| Peter: I may be Irish. | |
| Peter: But I' m yours. | |
| Lois: And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to? | |
| That kind of thing is every woman' s dream come true. | |
| Peter: I' ll do ' em when this very special Coach is through. | |
| Lois: Will you empty the trash? | |
| Peter: I got a backache. | |
| Lois: Will you fix the toilet? | |
| Peter: I got a headache. | |
| Lois: Will you vacuum the den? | |
| Peter: I got a penis | |
| Lois: You' re a sexist. | |
| Peter: But I' m yours. | |
| Lois: They say a man should treat his lady like a prize. | |
| A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes. | |
| Peter: But I won' t do that freeky thing of humpin' guys. | |
| Peter: I may be phobic | |
| I may be stinky | |
| I may be farting farts | |
| But I' m yours. | |
| Lois: Would you brave any hurdle to save me? | |
| Peter: I would slay any foes by the scores. | |
| Lois: Lions? | |
| Peter: I got a shotgun. | |
| Lois: Tigers? | |
| Peter: I got a blowtorch. | |
| Lois: The Christian right? | |
| Peter: I got a porno. | |
| Lois: That' ll do it. | |
| Peter: ' Cause I' m yours. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be dopey. | |
| Peter Lois: I You may be messy. | |
| Peter Lois: I may be Peter. | |
| Peter Lois: And I' m yours. |
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