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MAUREEN (in front of a microphone) |
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Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland. |
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It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty. |
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Out of the abyss walked a cow -- Elsie. |
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I asked if she had anything to drink. |
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She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk. |
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In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke." |
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She said, "Only thing to do is jump over the moon" |
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"They've closed everything real down ... like barns, troughs, performance spaces ... |
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And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life. |
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But there is a way out ... |
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BACKUPS |
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Leap of faith, leap of faith |
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Leap of faith, leap of faith |
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MAUREEN |
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"Only thing to do is jump over the moon" |
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I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied |
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to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed |
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in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff |
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by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! -- I've gotta (gatta etc.) find a way |
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"To jump over the moon |
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Only thing to do is jump over the moon" |
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Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. |
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And although he once had principles, |
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He abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution. |
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oh-1-2-3-"That's bull," he said. |
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"Ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy. |
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And the dish and the spoon were evicted from the table -- and eloped ... |
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She's had trouble with that milk and the moon ever since. |
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Maybe it's a female thing. |
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'Cause who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway?... |
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Walls ain't so bad. |
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The dish and the spoon for instance. |
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They were down on their luck - they come knocked on my doghouse door. |
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I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to China!" |
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"The only way out is up," Elsie whispered to me. |
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"A leap of faith. Still thirsty?" |
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Parched. "Have some milk." |
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and I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder |
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And I sucked the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted." |
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(MAUREEN makes a slurping, sucking sound.) |
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"Climb on board," she said. |
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And as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland, |
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We reared back, we sprang into a gallop. |
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Leaping out of orbit!!! |
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I awoke singing |
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BACKUPS |
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Leap of faith, etc. |
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MAUREEN |
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Only thing to do |
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Only thing to do is jump |
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Only thing to do is jump over the moon |
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Only thing to do is jump over the moon |
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Over the moon -- over the |
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Moooooooo |
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Moooooooo |
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Moooooooo |
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Moo with me. |
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"Please, sir, could you give me a long moo" |
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"moo" |
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"moo" |
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(MAUREEN)yes! |
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"moo" |
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(MAUREEN)yes!moo with me! |
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"moo"etc. |
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MAUREEN |
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yes!moo with me! |
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yes! it sound beautiful! moo! |
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let me hear you new york city! |
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think you. |
