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This was a triumph. |
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I'm making a note here: |
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HUGE SUCCESS. |
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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. |
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Aperture Science |
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We do what we must because we can. |
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For the good of all of us. |
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Except the ones who are dead. |
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake. |
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You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. |
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And the Science gets done. |
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And you make a neat gun. |
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For the people who are still alive. |
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I'm not even angry. |
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I'm being so sincere right now. |
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Even though you broke my heart. |
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And killed me. |
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And tore me to pieces. |
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And threw every piece into a fire. |
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As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! |
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Now these points of data make a beautiful line. |
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And we're out of beta. |
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We're releasing on time. |
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So I'm GLaD. I got burned. |
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Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. |
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Go ahead and leave me. |
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I think I prefer to stay in side. |
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Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. |
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Maybe Black Mesa |
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THAT WAS A JOKE. |
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HAHA, FAT CHANCE. |
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Anyway, this cake is great. |
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It's so delicious and moist. |
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Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. |
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When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. |
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I've experiments to run. |
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There is research to be done. |
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On the people who are still alive. |
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And believe me I am still alive. |
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I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. |
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I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. |
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While you're dying I'll be still alive. |
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And when you're dead I will be still alive. |
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STILL ALIVE |
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STILL ALIVE |