|
[ti:] |
|
[ar:] |
|
[al:] |
|
[offset:0] |
| [00:14.81] |
(Toby)Ladies and gentlemen |
| [00:16.01] |
May I have your attention, please? |
| [00:20.35] |
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair |
| [00:22.15] |
To discover your pillow is covered with hair |
| [00:25.41] |
What ought not to be there? |
| [00:27.47] |
Well, ladies and gentlemen |
| [00:29.12] |
From now on, you can waken at ease |
| [00:31.49] |
You need never again have a worry or care |
| [00:33.25] |
I will show you a miracle, marvelous rare |
| [00:37.27] |
Gentlemen, you are about to see something what rose from the dead! |
| [00:43.01] |
On the top of my head! |
| [00:47.13] |
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir |
| [00:50.75] |
That's what did the trick, sir |
| [00:52.53] |
True, sir, true |
| [00:54.40] |
Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir? |
| [00:57.82] |
Just like an elixir ought to do |
| [01:01.69] |
How about a bottle, mister? |
| [01:03.54] |
Only costs a penny, guaranteed |
| [01:08.85] |
Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? |
| [01:12.26] |
You can have my oath, sir |
| [01:14.02] |
'Tis unique |
| [01:15.88] |
Rub a minute |
| [01:17.63] |
Stimulating, i'n it? |
| [01:19.41] |
Soon you'll have to thin it |
| [01:21.13] |
Once a week! |
| [01:23.23] |
(Todd)Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench? |
| [01:25.04] |
(Lovett)Are we standing in an open trench? |
| [01:26.85] |
(Todd)Must be standing near an open trench |
| [01:27.85] |
(Lovett)Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stench? |
| [01:28.55] |
(Toby)Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir |
| [01:31.96] |
Anything more slick, sir |
| [01:33.72] |
Soon sprouts curls |
| [01:35.51] |
Try Pirelli's |
| [01:37.31] |
When they see how thick, sir |
| [01:39.03] |
You can have your pick, sir |
| [01:40.78] |
Of the girls |
| [01:42.74] |
Want to buy a bottle, misses? |
| [01:44.24] |
(Todd)What is this? |
| [01:44.75] |
(Lovett)What is this? |
| [01:45.86] |
(Todd)Smells like piss |
| [01:46.85] |
(Lovett)Smells like...EW! |
| [01:47.96] |
(Todd)Looks like piss! |
| [01:49.74] |
(Lovett)Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear! |
| [01:50.93] |
(Todd)This is piss, piss with ink |
| [01:51.88] |
(Toby)Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir! |
| [01:53.58] |
(Todd)Keep it off your boots, sir |
| [01:54.57] |
Eats right throught |
| [01:55.54] |
(Toby)Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it |
| [01:57.44] |
Ladies seem to love it |
| [01:58.41] |
(Lovett)Flies do, too |
