| [ti:第六幕 点秋香] | |
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| [00:01.37] | 六、点秋香 |
| [00:03.86] | 〔春、夏、冬上，各自扑粉梳头发〕 |
| [00:08.68] | 春∶今天是华安哥哥选老婆的好日子，老夫人叫我们打扮打扮来给他挑选。 |
| [00:15.14] | 夏∶我看华安哥一定会选我。 |
| [00:18.89] | 冬∶他选我都来不及了，还会选你？ |
| [00:27.92] | 夏∶唉唷，你说这话，脸都不会红，他会看中你？慢慢想吧！ |
| [00:39.68] | 冬∶那看中你罗？臭美！ |
| [00:42.60] | 夏∶你骂我，那你呢？你是什麼东西？ |
| [00:45.90] | 冬∶我是东西，你是货品？你是什麼货色？不要脸！ |
| [00:51.40] | 夏∶你哪有脸啊？你是什麼脸？棺材脸、死人脸… |
| [01:11.37] | 春∶你们不要吵，其实他不会选你们的，他早对我有意思，选嘛，自然选我罗！ |
| [01:20.89] | 夏∶选你？ |
| [01:22.69] | 冬∶我说啊！她说得挺自然，好像真有这面子。 |
| [01:30.58] | 夏∶我们还有希望，春香姐，你还是自动的退出吧，免得当众难堪、尴尬。 |
| [01:40.86] | 春∶什麼？你们这样贬低我？我呀，高度够、身材够、眼是眼、鼻是鼻、样子齐、样子美，他不选我选谁呀？ |
| [01:52.01] | 冬∶别自我陶醉，别在那儿站著作梦。 |
| [01:57.56] | 春∶就算他不选我，选上你们，你们也该让给我，我是大姐嘛！ |
| [02:03.40] | 夏∶什麼都可以让，男朋友boyfriend就不可以让！什麼大姐不大姐的。 |
| [02:09.74] | 冬∶哼！让？你就是出五仟元，我都不会让。 |
| [02:11.79] | 春∶唉唷，好像肯定他是你的罗？〔三人吵了起来，华文、华武上〕 |
| [02:19.70] | 文∶你们吵什麼？ |
| [02:21.21] | 春∶没什麼！ |
| [02:22.43] | 武∶干嘛在这儿补粉、梳头，装腔作势的？ |
| [02:25.76] | 夏∶今天是华安哥选美的日子，我们是来竞选的。 |
| [02:31.04] | 文∶噢！爸爸妈妈太宠爱华安了…冬香，你也要竞选啊？你这麼小，都还没有发育，就是选中，也不能洞房，有什麼用？选了你，就好像买了一副古董，可以打赏，不可以用。 |
| [02:52.27] | 冬∶谁说我小？我已经十七岁了，好命的人已经做妈妈了。〔唐伯虎上〕 |
| [03:00.16] | 武∶说的好像等不及嫁一样的，真是的，好啦好啦，丑人多作怪，不要搽粉了，越搽越难看！ |
| [03:04.77] | 文∶哼！有什麼了不起？ |
| [03:15.42] | 唐∶闪开、闪开！ |
| [03:18.10] | 春、夏、冬∶华安哥，早安，〔三人摆姿势〕，你看我，怎麼样？ |
| [03:32.78] | 唐∶秋香呢？ |
| [03:34.33] | 文∶秋香呢？ |
| [03:35.91] | 武∶秋香呢？你问我，我问谁呢？ （秋香上） |
| [03:41.53] | 秋：〔待嫁女儿心〕 冬天那个一去了嘛就有那个春天来，春天那个一来嘛就有那百花开，手拿绞剪剪出个双囍字，囍字成双人儿也配成对呀配成对，配成对呀配成对，囍字成双人儿也配成对。 |
| [04:21.78] | 春∶秋香妹来了，华安哥，你唱吧！ |
| [04:28.71] | 〔唐与四香唱点秋香〕〔唐〕请教芳名，永记不忘。〔春〕我叫春香，出人头地冠群芳，你看怎麼样？〔唐〕姐姐是春香，可算是美娇娘，只可惜身高一丈，好像扈三娘。〔唐〕请教芳名，永记不忘。〔夏〕我叫夏香，莲花漫步淡梳妆，你看怎麼样？〔唐〕姐姐是夏香，真是个美红妆，只可惜后藏鸭蛋前面卖生姜。〔唐〕请教芳名，永记不忘。〔冬〕我叫冬香，年纪虽小等春光，你看怎麼样？〔唐〕姐姐是冬香，真是个美娇娘，只可惜吐花蜂舞点点溅衣裳。〔唐〕秋中魁首香中王〔秋〕不中意，爽快说，且莫作势带装腔，信口雌黄。〔唐〕姐姐是秋香，真是个美娇娘，我和你三笑姻缘今日配成双，我和你三笑姻缘今日配成双。 |
| [06:55.99] | 唐∶我选的是秋香。 |
| [07:03.54] | 春、夏、冬∶你…唱〔一寸相思一寸泪〕 |
| [07:19.44] | 文∶好啦、算啦，你们唱得人家的汗毛都竖起来，人家花了六块钱，就听你们这把鸭子叫的声音，明天要是没生意，你们负责… |
| [07:38.41] | 文∶你点秋香，我反对！ |
| [07:40.84] | 武∶我抗议！ |
| [07:41.95] | 文∶我不批准。 |
| [07:43.01] | 武∶我不通过！ |
| [07:49.50] | 文∶哎！不要当众这样刺激我们啦！搂搂抱抱！ |
| [07:54.17] | 唐∶要这样啦！你们反对抗议也没有用，她爱我我也爱她，大局已定，推翻不了！ |
| [08:01.00] | 武∶唉！罢了，老大，你看，华安跟秋香站在一起是很相配，比跟我们在一起要好看得多了。 |
| [08:23.36] | 文！你真是长他人志气灭自己威风，好什麼？告诉你今晚洞房，秋香会后悔的，她会到法庭控告他精神虐待！ |
| [08:35.17] | 武∶为什麼？因为医生替华安检验过，他生理上有问题，他身上的构造跟我们不同，少了一样东西，他这一辈子不能传宗接代，除非找人代劳。 |
| [08:54.72] | 唐∶胡说！ |
| [08:57.28] | 武∶老大，不管怎麼样，今天是华安的好日子，我们应该帮他一个忙。 |
| [09:03.67] | 文∶那当然，不过不好意思。 |
| [09:06.29] | 武∶为什麼？ |
| [09:07.90] | 文∶嘻嘻！不知秋香肯吗？ |
| [09:09.45] | 武∶为什麼不肯？你说什麼？ |
| [09:11.55] | 文∶帮他洞房。 |
| [09:13.72] | 武∶什麼洞房，你就想洞房？ |
| [09:17.00] | 文∶我想很久了。 |
| [09:18.82] | 武∶想烂你的肺，我是说帮他做司仪。 |
| [09:22.04] | 文∶噢！可以的、华安！帮人帮到底，有道是送佛送到西天，摆渡摆到江边，我们帮你做司仪。 |
| [09:37.17] | 唐∶你们会吗？ |
| [09:40.34] | 文∶这很容易的，为什麼不会？ |
| [09:42.25] | 武∶我们是司仪大学毕业的。 |
| [09:44.82] | 唐∶这最后一场，看你们的了。 |
| [09:48.98] | 文∶没有我们就收不了场。〔唐搂香站在一旁〕 |
| [09:51.42] | 武∶老大！开始吧。 |
| [09:52.42] | 文∶各位来宾，今天是一个愁云密布的坏天气，我们哥儿俩怀著万二分的悲伤的心情来参加这倒楣的选美大会。 |
| [10:05.29] | 武∶他们真是一对狼豺虎豹。 |
| [10:08.66] | 文∶说错了，郎才女貌。 |
| [10:12.19] | 武∶真是一对郎才女貌，他们好像梁山伯与祝英台…（春、夏、冬笑） |
| [10:19.91] | 文∶哎呀！你乱讲，梁山伯与祝英台是短命鬼，你这样比喻他会不高兴的！不如比喻他们俩是西门庆跟潘金莲。（春、夏、冬更笑） |
| [10:29.50] | 唐∶对，西门庆跟潘…啊？那是一对jian夫yin妇，你怎麼将他们来比我们呢？ |
| [10:37.52] | 文∶噢！弄错了！Sorry |
| [10:40.38] | 武∶他们是天上的龙凤一对。 |
| [10:43.18] | 文∶地上的乌龟王八一双。 |
| [10:45.29] | 武∶龙交龙、凤交凤、老鼠生的儿子会打地洞。 |
| [10:50.58] | 文∶好配好、丑配丑，破畚箕配烂扫埽，祝他们同床异梦、各奔前程。 |
| [10:59.05] | 武∶一个唱今天不回家。 |
| [11:02.10] | 文∶一个唱负心的人。 |
| [11:03.60] | 武∶一个表演功夫。 |
| [11:05.87] | 文∶一个去找包青天〔奏乐，乐队奏出殡的音乐，文、武、三香亦哭〕 |
| [11:20.12] | 唐∶STOP！你们干什麼？ |
| [11:27.71] | 文∶我一听到这音乐，就想起我们爸爸出殡的时候，一家人哭哭啼啼，〔对乐团说〕你们捣什麼鬼？开玩笑呀，人家今天结婚高兴，应该奏结婚进行曲。【奏结婚进行曲】～【完】 |
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| [00:01.37] | liu dian qiu xiang |
| [00:03.86] | chun xia dong shang, ge zi pu fen shu tou fa |
| [00:08.68] | chun jin tian shi hua an ge ge xuan lao po de hao ri zi, lao fu ren jiao wo men da ban da ban lai gei ta tiao xuan. |
| [00:15.14] | xia wo kan hua an ge yi ding hui xuan wo. |
| [00:18.89] | dong ta xuan wo dou lai bu ji le, hai hui xuan ni? |
| [00:27.92] | xia ai yo, ni shuo zhe hua, lian dou bu hui hong, ta hui kan zhong ni? man man xiang ba! |
| [00:39.68] | dong na kan zhong ni luo? chou mei! |
| [00:42.60] | xia ni ma wo, na ni ne? ni shi shen me dong xi? |
| [00:45.90] | dong wo shi dong xi, ni shi huo pin? ni shi shen me huo se? bu yao lian! |
| [00:51.40] | xia ni na you lian a? ni shi shen me lian? guan cai lian si ren lian |
| [01:11.37] | chun ni men bu yao chao, qi shi ta bu hui xuan ni men de, ta zao dui wo you yi si, xuan ma, zi ran xuan wo luo! |
| [01:20.89] | xia xuan ni? |
| [01:22.69] | dong wo shuo a! ta shuo de ting zi ran, hao xiang zhen you zhe mian zi. |
| [01:30.58] | xia wo men hai you xi wang, chun xiang jie, ni hai shi zi dong de tui chu ba, mian de dang zhong nan kan gan ga. |
| [01:40.86] | chun shen me? ni men zhe yang bian di wo? wo ya, gao du gou shen cai gou yan shi yan bi shi bi yang zi qi yang zi mei, ta bu xuan wo xuan shui ya? |
| [01:52.01] | dong bie zi wo tao zui, bie zai na r zhan zhu zuo meng. |
| [01:57.56] | chun jiu suan ta bu xuan wo, xuan shang ni men, ni men ye gai rang gei wo, wo shi da jie ma! |
| [02:03.40] | xia shen me dou ke yi rang, nan peng you boyfriend jiu bu ke yi rang! shen me da jie bu da jie de. |
| [02:09.74] | dong heng! rang? ni jiu shi chu wu qian yuan, wo dou bu hui rang. |
| [02:11.79] | chun ai yo, hao xiang ken ding ta shi ni de luo? san ren chao le qi lai, hua wen hua wu shang |
| [02:19.70] | wen ni men chao shen me? |
| [02:21.21] | chun mei shi me! |
| [02:22.43] | wu gan ma zai zhe er bu fen shu tou, zhuang qiang zuo shi de? |
| [02:25.76] | xia jin tian shi hua an ge xuan mei di ri zi, wo men shi lai jing xuan de. |
| [02:31.04] | wen o! ba ba ma ma tai chong ai hua an le dong xiang, ni ye yao jing xuan a? ni zhe me xiao, dou hai mei you fa yu, jiu shi xuan zhong, ye bu neng dong fang, you shen me yong? xuan le ni, jiu hao xiang mai le yi fu gu dong, ke yi da shang, bu ke yi yong. |
| [02:52.27] | dong shui shuo wo xiao? wo yi jing shi qi sui le, hao ming de ren yi jing zuo ma ma le. tang bo hu shang |
| [03:00.16] | wu shuo de hao xiang deng bu ji jia yi yang de, zhen shi de, hao la hao la, chou ren duo zuo guai, bu yao cha fen le, yue cha yue nan kan! |
| [03:04.77] | wen heng! you shen me liao bu qi? |
| [03:15.42] | tang shan kai shan kai! |
| [03:18.10] | chun xia dong hua an ge, zao an, san ren bai zi shi, ni kan wo, zen me yang? |
| [03:32.78] | tang qiu xiang ne? |
| [03:34.33] | wen qiu xiang ne? |
| [03:35.91] | wu qiu xiang ne? ni wen wo, wo wen shui ne? qiu xiang shang |
| [03:41.53] | qiu: dai jia nv er xin dong tian na ge yi qu le ma jiu you na ge chun tian lai, chun tian na ge yi lai ma jiu you na bai hua kai, shou na jiao jian jian chu ge shuang xi zi, xi zi cheng shuang ren er ye pei cheng dui ya pei cheng dui, pei cheng dui ya pei cheng dui, xi zi cheng shuang ren er ye pei cheng dui. |
| [04:21.78] | chun qiu xiang mei lai le, hua an ge, ni chang ba! |
| [04:28.71] | tang yu si xiang chang dian qiu xiang tang qing jiao fang ming, yong ji bu wang. chun wo jiao chun xiang, chu ren tou di guan qun fang, ni kan zen me yang? tang jie jie shi chun xiang, ke suan shi mei jiao niang, zhi ke xi shen gao yi zhang, hao xiang hu san niang. tang qing jiao fang ming, yong ji bu wang. xia wo jiao xia xiang, lian hua man bu dan shu zhuang, ni kan zen me yang? tang jie jie shi xia xiang, zhen shi ge mei hong zhuang, zhi ke xi hou cang ya dan qian mian mai sheng jiang. tang qing jiao fang ming, yong ji bu wang. dong wo jiao dong xiang, nian ji sui xiao deng chun guang, ni kan zen me yang? tang jie jie shi dong xiang, zhen shi ge mei jiao niang, zhi ke xi tu hua feng wu dian dian jian yi shang. tang qiu zhong kui shou xiang zhong wang qiu bu zhong yi, shuang kuai shuo, qie mo zuo shi dai zhuang qiang, xin kou ci huang. tang jie jie shi qiu xiang, zhen shi ge mei jiao niang, wo he ni san xiao yin yuan jin ri pei cheng shuang, wo he ni san xiao yin yuan jin ri pei cheng shuang. |
| [06:55.99] | tang wo xuan de shi qiu xiang. |
| [07:03.54] | chun xia dong ni chang yi cun xiang si yi cun lei |
| [07:19.44] | wen hao la suan la, ni men chang de ren jia de han mao dou shu qi lai, ren jia hua le liu kuai qian, jiu ting ni men zhe ba ya zi jiao de sheng yin, ming tian yao shi mei sheng yi, ni men fu ze |
| [07:38.41] | wen ni dian qiu xiang, wo fan dui! |
| [07:40.84] | wu wo kang yi! |
| [07:41.95] | wen wo bu pi zhun. |
| [07:43.01] | wu wo bu tong guo! |
| [07:49.50] | wen ai! bu yao dang zhong zhe yang ci ji wo men la! lou lou bao bao! |
| [07:54.17] | tang yao zhe yang la! ni men fan dui kang yi ye mei you yong, ta ai wo wo ye ai ta, da ju yi ding, tui fan bu liao! |
| [08:01.00] | wu ai! ba le, lao da, ni kan, hua an gen qiu xiang zhan zai yi qi shi hen xiang pei, bi gen wo men zai yi qi yao hao kan de duo le. |
| [08:23.36] | wen! ni zhen shi zhang ta ren zhi qi mie zi ji wei feng, hao shen me? gao su ni jin wan dong fang, qiu xiang hui hou hui de, ta hui dao fa ting kong gao ta jing shen nue dai! |
| [08:35.17] | wu wei shi me? yin wei yi sheng ti hua an jian yan guo, ta sheng li shang you wen ti, ta shen shang de gou zao gen wo men bu tong, shao le yi yang dong xi, ta zhe yi bei zi bu neng chuan zong jie dai, chu fei zhao ren dai lao. |
| [08:54.72] | tang hu shuo! |
| [08:57.28] | wu lao da, bu guan zen me yang, jin tian shi hua an de hao ri zi, wo men ying gai bang ta yi ge mang. |
| [09:03.67] | wen na dang ran, bu guo bu hao yi si. |
| [09:06.29] | wu wei shi me? |
| [09:07.90] | wen xi xi! bu zhi qiu xiang ken ma? |
| [09:09.45] | wu wei shi me bu ken? ni shuo shi me? |
| [09:11.55] | wen bang ta dong fang. |
| [09:13.72] | wu shen me dong fang, ni jiu xiang dong fang? |
| [09:17.00] | wen wo xiang hen jiu le. |
| [09:18.82] | wu xiang lan ni de fei, wo shi shuo bang ta zuo si yi. |
| [09:22.04] | wen o! ke yi de hua an! bang ren bang dao di, you dao shi song fu song dao xi tian, bai du bai dao jiang bian, wo men bang ni zuo si yi. |
| [09:37.17] | tang ni men hui ma? |
| [09:40.34] | wen zhe hen rong yi de, wei shi me bu hui? |
| [09:42.25] | wu wo men shi si yi da xue bi ye de. |
| [09:44.82] | tang zhe zui hou yi chang, kan ni men de le. |
| [09:48.98] | wen mei you wo men jiu shou bu liao chang. tang lou xiang zhan zai yi pang |
| [09:51.42] | wu lao da! kai shi ba. |
| [09:52.42] | wen ge wei lai bin, jin tian shi yi ge chou yun mi bu de huai tian qi, wo men ge er lia huai zhe wan er fen de bei shang de xin qing lai can jia zhe dao mei de xuan mei da hui. |
| [10:05.29] | wu ta men zhen shi yi dui lang chai hu bao. |
| [10:08.66] | wen shuo cuo le, lang cai nv mao. |
| [10:12.19] | wu zhen shi yi dui lang cai nv mao, ta men hao xiang liang shan bo yu zhu ying tai chun xia dong xiao |
| [10:19.91] | wen ai ya! ni luan jiang, liang shan bo yu zhu ying tai shi duan ming gui, ni zhe yang bi yu ta hui bu gao xing de! bu ru bi yu ta men lia shi xi men qing gen pan jin lian. chun xia dong geng xiao |
| [10:29.50] | tang dui, xi men qing gen pan a? na shi yi dui jian fu yin fu, ni zen me jiang ta men lai bi wo men ne? |
| [10:37.52] | wen o! nong cuo le! Sorry |
| [10:40.38] | wu ta men shi tian shang de long feng yi dui. |
| [10:43.18] | wen di shang de wu gui wang ba yi shuang. |
| [10:45.29] | wu long jiao long feng jiao feng lao shu sheng de er zi hui da di dong. |
| [10:50.58] | wen hao pei hao chou pei chou, po ben ji pei lan sao sao, zhu ta men tong chuang yi meng ge ben qian cheng. |
| [10:59.05] | wu yi ge chang jin tian bu hui jia. |
| [11:02.10] | wen yi ge chang fu xin de ren. |
| [11:03.60] | wu yi ge biao yan gong fu. |
| [11:05.87] | wen yi ge qu zhao bao qing tian zou yue, yue dui zou chu bin de yin yue, wen wu san xiang yi ku |
| [11:20.12] | tang STOP! ni men gan shen me? |
| [11:27.71] | wen wo yi ting dao zhe yin yue, jiu xiang qi wo men ba ba chu bin de shi hou, yi jia ren ku ku ti ti, dui yue tuan shuo ni men dao shen me gui? kai wan xiao ya, ren jia jin tian jie hun gao xing, ying gai zou jie hun jin xing qu. zou jie hun jin xing qu wan |
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| [00:01.37] | liù diǎn qiū xiāng |
| [00:03.86] | chūn xià dōng shàng, gè zì pū fěn shū tóu fà |
| [00:08.68] | chūn jīn tiān shì huá ān gē ge xuǎn lǎo pó de hǎo rì zi, lǎo fū rén jiào wǒ men dǎ bàn dǎ bàn lái gěi tā tiāo xuǎn. |
| [00:15.14] | xià wǒ kàn huá ān gē yí dìng huì xuǎn wǒ. |
| [00:18.89] | dōng tā xuǎn wǒ dōu lái bù jí le, hái huì xuǎn nǐ? |
| [00:27.92] | xià āi yō, nǐ shuō zhè huà, liǎn dōu bú huì hóng, tā huì kàn zhòng nǐ? màn màn xiǎng ba! |
| [00:39.68] | dōng nà kàn zhòng nǐ luó? chòu měi! |
| [00:42.60] | xià nǐ mà wǒ, nà nǐ ne? nǐ shì shén me dōng xī? |
| [00:45.90] | dōng wǒ shì dōng xī, nǐ shì huò pǐn? nǐ shì shén me huò sè? bú yào liǎn! |
| [00:51.40] | xià nǐ nǎ yǒu liǎn a? nǐ shì shén me liǎn? guān cái liǎn sǐ rén liǎn |
| [01:11.37] | chūn nǐ men bú yào chǎo, qí shí tā bú huì xuǎn nǐ men de, tā zǎo duì wǒ yǒu yì sī, xuǎn ma, zì rán xuǎn wǒ luó! |
| [01:20.89] | xià xuǎn nǐ? |
| [01:22.69] | dōng wǒ shuō a! tā shuō de tǐng zì rán, hǎo xiàng zhēn yǒu zhè miàn zi. |
| [01:30.58] | xià wǒ men hái yǒu xī wàng, chūn xiāng jiě, nǐ hái shì zì dòng de tuì chū ba, miǎn de dāng zhòng nán kān gān gà. |
| [01:40.86] | chūn shén me? nǐ men zhè yàng biǎn dī wǒ? wǒ ya, gāo dù gòu shēn cái gòu yǎn shì yǎn bí shì bí yàng zi qí yàng zi měi, tā bù xuǎn wǒ xuǎn shuí ya? |
| [01:52.01] | dōng bié zì wǒ táo zuì, bié zài na r zhàn zhù zuò mèng. |
| [01:57.56] | chūn jiù suàn tā bù xuǎn wǒ, xuǎn shàng nǐ men, nǐ men yě gāi ràng gěi wǒ, wǒ shì dà jiě ma! |
| [02:03.40] | xià shén me dōu kě yǐ ràng, nán péng yǒu boyfriend jiù bù kě yǐ ràng! shén me dà jiě bù dà jiě de. |
| [02:09.74] | dōng hēng! ràng? nǐ jiù shì chū wǔ qiān yuán, wǒ dōu bú huì ràng. |
| [02:11.79] | chūn āi yō, hǎo xiàng kěn dìng tā shì nǐ de luó? sān rén chǎo le qǐ lái, huá wén huá wǔ shàng |
| [02:19.70] | wén nǐ men chǎo shén me? |
| [02:21.21] | chūn méi shí me! |
| [02:22.43] | wǔ gàn ma zài zhè ér bǔ fěn shū tóu, zhuāng qiāng zuò shì de? |
| [02:25.76] | xià jīn tiān shì huá ān gē xuǎn měi dí rì zi, wǒ men shì lái jìng xuǎn de. |
| [02:31.04] | wén ō! bà bà mā mā tài chǒng ài huá ān le dōng xiāng, nǐ yě yào jìng xuǎn a? nǐ zhè me xiǎo, dōu hái méi yǒu fā yù, jiù shì xuǎn zhòng, yě bù néng dòng fáng, yǒu shén me yòng? xuǎn le nǐ, jiù hǎo xiàng mǎi le yī fù gǔ dǒng, kě yǐ dǎ shǎng, bù kě yǐ yòng. |
| [02:52.27] | dōng shuí shuō wǒ xiǎo? wǒ yǐ jīng shí qī suì le, hǎo mìng de rén yǐ jīng zuò mā mā le. táng bó hǔ shàng |
| [03:00.16] | wǔ shuō de hǎo xiàng děng bù jí jià yí yàng de, zhēn shi de, hǎo la hǎo la, chǒu rén duō zuò guài, bú yào chá fěn le, yuè chá yuè nán kàn! |
| [03:04.77] | wén hēng! yǒu shén me liǎo bù qǐ? |
| [03:15.42] | táng shǎn kāi shǎn kāi! |
| [03:18.10] | chūn xià dōng huá ān gē, zǎo ān, sān rén bǎi zī shì, nǐ kàn wǒ, zěn me yàng? |
| [03:32.78] | táng qiū xiāng ne? |
| [03:34.33] | wén qiū xiāng ne? |
| [03:35.91] | wǔ qiū xiāng ne? nǐ wèn wǒ, wǒ wèn shuí ne? qiū xiāng shàng |
| [03:41.53] | qiū: dài jià nǚ ér xīn dōng tiān nà gè yī qù le ma jiù yǒu nà gè chūn tiān lái, chūn tiān nà gè yī lái ma jiù yǒu nà bǎi huā kāi, shǒu ná jiǎo jiǎn jiǎn chū gè shuāng xǐ zì, xǐ zì chéng shuāng rén ér yě pèi chéng duì ya pèi chéng duì, pèi chéng duì ya pèi chéng duì, xǐ zì chéng shuāng rén ér yě pèi chéng duì. |
| [04:21.78] | chūn qiū xiāng mèi lái le, huá ān gē, nǐ chàng ba! |
| [04:28.71] | táng yǔ sì xiāng chàng diǎn qiū xiāng táng qǐng jiào fāng míng, yǒng jì bù wàng. chūn wǒ jiào chūn xiāng, chū rén tóu dì guān qún fāng, nǐ kàn zěn me yàng? táng jiě jie shì chūn xiāng, kě suàn shì měi jiāo niáng, zhǐ kě xī shēn gāo yī zhàng, hǎo xiàng hù sān niáng. táng qǐng jiào fāng míng, yǒng jì bù wàng. xià wǒ jiào xià xiāng, lián huā màn bù dàn shū zhuāng, nǐ kàn zěn me yàng? táng jiě jie shì xià xiāng, zhēn shì gè měi hóng zhuāng, zhǐ kě xī hòu cáng yā dàn qián miàn mài shēng jiāng. táng qǐng jiào fāng míng, yǒng jì bù wàng. dōng wǒ jiào dōng xiāng, nián jì suī xiǎo děng chūn guāng, nǐ kàn zěn me yàng? táng jiě jie shì dōng xiāng, zhēn shì gè měi jiāo niáng, zhǐ kě xī tǔ huā fēng wǔ diǎn diǎn jiàn yī shang. táng qiū zhōng kuí shǒu xiāng zhōng wáng qiū bù zhòng yì, shuǎng kuài shuō, qiě mò zuò shì dài zhuāng qiāng, xìn kǒu cí huáng. táng jiě jie shì qiū xiāng, zhēn shì gè měi jiāo niáng, wǒ hé nǐ sān xiào yīn yuán jīn rì pèi chéng shuāng, wǒ hé nǐ sān xiào yīn yuán jīn rì pèi chéng shuāng. |
| [06:55.99] | táng wǒ xuǎn de shì qiū xiāng. |
| [07:03.54] | chūn xià dōng nǐ chàng yī cùn xiāng sī yī cùn lèi |
| [07:19.44] | wén hǎo la suàn la, nǐ men chàng dé rén jiā de hàn máo dōu shù qǐ lái, rén jiā huā le liù kuài qián, jiù tīng nǐ men zhè bǎ yā zǐ jiào de shēng yīn, míng tiān yào shì méi shēng yì, nǐ men fù zé |
| [07:38.41] | wén nǐ diǎn qiū xiāng, wǒ fǎn duì! |
| [07:40.84] | wǔ wǒ kàng yì! |
| [07:41.95] | wén wǒ bù pī zhǔn. |
| [07:43.01] | wǔ wǒ bù tōng guò! |
| [07:49.50] | wén āi! bú yào dāng zhòng zhè yàng cì jī wǒ men la! lǒu lǒu bào bào! |
| [07:54.17] | táng yào zhè yàng la! nǐ men fǎn duì kàng yì yě méi yǒu yòng, tā ài wǒ wǒ yě ài tā, dà jú yǐ dìng, tuī fān bù liǎo! |
| [08:01.00] | wǔ āi! bà le, lǎo dà, nǐ kàn, huá ān gēn qiū xiāng zhàn zài yì qǐ shì hěn xiāng pèi, bǐ gēn wǒ men zài yì qǐ yāo hǎo kàn de duō le. |
| [08:23.36] | wén! nǐ zhēn shì zhǎng tā rén zhì qì miè zì jǐ wēi fēng, hǎo shén me? gào sù nǐ jīn wǎn dòng fáng, qiū xiāng huì hòu huǐ de, tā huì dào fǎ tíng kòng gào tā jīng shén nüè dài! |
| [08:35.17] | wǔ wèi shí me? yīn wèi yī shēng tì huá ān jiǎn yàn guò, tā shēng lǐ shàng yǒu wèn tí, tā shēn shàng de gòu zào gēn wǒ men bù tóng, shǎo le yí yàng dōng xī, tā zhè yī bèi zi bù néng chuán zōng jiē dài, chú fēi zhǎo rén dài láo. |
| [08:54.72] | táng hú shuō! |
| [08:57.28] | wǔ lǎo dà, bù guǎn zěn me yàng, jīn tiān shì huá ān de hǎo rì zi, wǒ men yīng gāi bāng tā yí gè máng. |
| [09:03.67] | wén nà dāng rán, bù guò bù hǎo yì sī. |
| [09:06.29] | wǔ wèi shí me? |
| [09:07.90] | wén xī xī! bù zhī qiū xiāng kěn ma? |
| [09:09.45] | wǔ wèi shí me bù kěn? nǐ shuō shí me? |
| [09:11.55] | wén bāng tā dòng fáng. |
| [09:13.72] | wǔ shén me dòng fáng, nǐ jiù xiǎng dòng fáng? |
| [09:17.00] | wén wǒ xiǎng hěn jiǔ le. |
| [09:18.82] | wǔ xiǎng làn nǐ de fèi, wǒ shì shuō bāng tā zuò sī yí. |
| [09:22.04] | wén ō! kě yǐ de huá ān! bāng rén bāng dào dǐ, yǒu dào shì sòng fú sòng dào xī tiān, bǎi dù bǎi dào jiāng biān, wǒ men bāng nǐ zuò sī yí. |
| [09:37.17] | táng nǐ men huì ma? |
| [09:40.34] | wén zhè hěn róng yì de, wèi shí me bú huì? |
| [09:42.25] | wǔ wǒ men shì sī yí dà xué bì yè de. |
| [09:44.82] | táng zhè zuì hòu yī chǎng, kàn nǐ men de le. |
| [09:48.98] | wén méi yǒu wǒ men jiù shōu bù liǎo chǎng. táng lǒu xiāng zhàn zài yī páng |
| [09:51.42] | wǔ lǎo dà! kāi shǐ ba. |
| [09:52.42] | wén gè wèi lái bīn, jīn tiān shì yí gè chóu yún mì bù de huài tiān qì, wǒ men gē ér liǎ huái zhe wàn èr fēn de bēi shāng de xīn qíng lái cān jiā zhè dǎo méi de xuǎn měi dà huì. |
| [10:05.29] | wǔ tā men zhēn shì yī duì láng chái hǔ bào. |
| [10:08.66] | wén shuō cuò le, láng cái nǚ mào. |
| [10:12.19] | wǔ zhēn shì yī duì láng cái nǚ mào, tā men hǎo xiàng liáng shān bó yǔ zhù yīng tái chūn xià dōng xiào |
| [10:19.91] | wén āi yā! nǐ luàn jiǎng, liáng shān bó yǔ zhù yīng tái shì duǎn mìng guǐ, nǐ zhè yàng bǐ yù tā huì bù gāo xìng de! bù rú bǐ yù tā men liǎ shì xī mén qìng gēn pān jīn lián. chūn xià dōng gèng xiào |
| [10:29.50] | táng duì, xī mén qìng gēn pān a? nà shi yī duì jian fū yin fù, nǐ zěn me jiāng tā men lái bǐ wǒ men ne? |
| [10:37.52] | wén ō! nòng cuò le! Sorry |
| [10:40.38] | wǔ tā men shì tiān shàng de lóng fèng yī duì. |
| [10:43.18] | wén dì shàng de wū guī wáng bā yī shuāng. |
| [10:45.29] | wǔ lóng jiāo lóng fèng jiāo fèng lǎo shǔ shēng de ér zi huì dǎ dì dòng. |
| [10:50.58] | wén hǎo pèi hǎo chǒu pèi chǒu, pò běn jī pèi làn sǎo sào, zhù tā men tóng chuáng yì mèng gè bèn qián chéng. |
| [10:59.05] | wǔ yí gè chàng jīn tiān bù huí jiā. |
| [11:02.10] | wén yí gè chàng fù xīn de rén. |
| [11:03.60] | wǔ yí gè biǎo yǎn gōng fū. |
| [11:05.87] | wén yí gè qù zhǎo bāo qīng tiān zòu yuè, yuè duì zòu chū bìn de yīn yuè, wén wǔ sān xiāng yì kū |
| [11:20.12] | táng STOP! nǐ men gàn shén me? |
| [11:27.71] | wén wǒ yī tīng dào zhè yīn yuè, jiù xiǎng qǐ wǒ men bà bà chū bìn de shí hòu, yī jiā rén kū kū tí tí, duì yuè tuán shuō nǐ men dǎo shén me guǐ? kāi wán xiào yā, rén jiā jīn tiān jié hūn gāo xìng, yīng gāi zòu jié hūn jìn xíng qǔ. zòu jié hūn jìn xíng qǔ wán |
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