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| [00:00.38] | 唐伯虎点秋香 |
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| [00:08.12] | 唐∶﹝访美﹞唐伯虎一心要把美女访啊，美女访，出了书房离苏州，离苏州、离苏州，访美女我到江南，青山绿水处处是，眼前全是好风光，唐伯虎心中好欢畅，出了城过了关，我辛苦来到镇国寺，镇国寺宏伟雄壮，另有好风光，香火盛、游客多，在此寻找美啊美娇娘，好了却唐寅风流愿。我现在暂时不是邓丽君乃是苏州才子唐伯虎，这次与家中八美打赌，遍访江南，寻找九娇娘，别的我不敢夸口，这个吊膀子索油我乃是专长，所以啊这个赌啊…我是赢定了！这镇国寺真是宏伟雄壮另有一番风光，你看那一边的新潮和尚也留起长头发来了，他们不敲钟打木鱼了，反而在那边谈起吉他了。 |
| [02:07.46] | 春∶东香.夏香阿我们到后殿玩吧。 |
| [02:12.03] | 唐∶哎！有人来了，我先回避一下。 |
| [02:16.78] | 春∶哎呀！怪不得夫人常来这儿烧香，原来啊这儿的香火好旺阿！ |
| [02:23.84] | 夏∶是啊！老夫人在偏殿打坐，叫我们来后殿上香，哎！我连那死鬼男朋友都闹翻了，哪有心情拜菩萨呢！ |
| [02:34.49] | 春∶哎！别胡说！菩萨会怪罪你的，来我们快拜拜吧。 |
| [02:41.75] | 夏∶啊！你看。 |
| [02:44.79] | 春∶冬香！冬香！冬香！你抛什么花屑，抛绣球啊？快拜拜吧！ |
| [02:55.15] | 冬∶算了吧！拜来拜去还是这样，你们还有男朋友可以闹翻，我连半个男朋友都没有。 |
| [03:04.68] | 春∶哎！拜菩萨、许愿，不一定要找男朋友呀！快拜吧！ |
| [03:09.73] | 夏∶是啊！这又不是婚姻介绍所，快拜。 |
| [03:12.71] | 冬∶春香姐，那你许什么心愿呢？ |
| [03:15.57] | 春∶我请菩萨保佑我身体健康，唱歌有人喊再来一个！ |
| [03:23.94] | 冬∶夏香姐，你呢？ |
| [03:25.99] | 夏∶我保佑我那个闹翻的男朋友喝开水涨死。 |
| [03:31.61] | 冬∶好狠心的女人！好，你们都许了，我也许个愿，我有四个愿望。啊，那么多啊！来，我跳恰恰给你看啊！ |
| [03:48.11] | ﹝四个愿望﹞如果我要谈爱的时候，我有四个希望，找到爱的时候，我有四个希望，第一个告诉我说爱我情长，第二个送我一朵玫瑰花香，第三个陪我上山看月亮，第四个陪我海边手拉手走沙滩，如果你肯听我的希望，我就永远永远痴痴的真情的爱上你，永远永远在身旁。 |
| [04:45.17] | 夏∶喂！人家叫你说，谁叫你唱流行歌曲？ |
| [04:50.83] | 冬∶说就说，一愿太师爵禄显，二愿调整待遇加工钱，三愿夫人福寿绵，四愿…四愿夫人夜夜都失眠。 |
| [05:10.07] | 夏∶你说什么？给老夫人听见了，会罚你跪的！ |
| [05:14.05] | 春∶小鬼！你怎么要老夫人失眠呢？ |
| [05:16.74] | 冬∶老夫人一失眠，就要找麻将搭子打麻将，打麻将我们就要伺候牌局，谁赢了就打赏我们，最好给老夫人胡个大三元，海底捞月扫通庄。 |
| [05:29.29] | 春∶你这蠢ㄚ头，又再调皮了，哎！秋香妹呢？ |
| [05:35.02] | 夏∶秋香姐啊！人家是老夫人面前的红牌ㄚ头，在陪老夫人打坐呢！脾气像个大小姐，可惜是小姐身子ㄚ环命。 |
| [05:49.57] | 春∶哎！我们四个像亲姊妹一样，可不许吃醋斗气。 |
| [05:54.04] | 冬∶对！人家秋香姐整天在老夫人面前替我们的说好话，再说人家秋香姐长得漂亮，身材又够标准，不像你唷。（我怎么了）（蛮好的嘛）（不错嘛，还可以看一下的）人家说呀，你的身材，28、28、28。 |
| [06:15.38] | 夏∶冬香，你胡说，我打你！ |
| [06:17.33] | 春∶好啦好啦，你们两个别再闹了，真是人小鬼大！秋香妹啊，秋香妹，快出来拜拜吧！（哎！，来啦） |
| [06:28.02] | 秋∶﹝何必去烧香﹞老夫人偏间打坐，又听那春香在叫嚷，轻移莲步后殿上，姐姐叫我为哪桩？姐姐叫我为哪桩啊为哪桩？ |
| [06:49.40] | 春∶秋香妹模样真漂亮，性情温柔又善良，菩萨面前许个愿，保你找个如意郎鸳鸯相配凤求凰呀凤求凰。 |
| [07:08.52] | 冬∶秋香姐，快拜呀！ |
| [07:12.37] | ﹝唐伯虎探头看秋香，显出爱慕为情，冬香见唐伯虎，痴痴的盼着﹞ |
| [07:24.31] | 春∶冬香，冬香！你又干什么？ |
| [07:29.67] | 冬∶姐姐，哎唷，好紧张唷，（什么事那么紧张？）那儿有一罐维他命B呀！ |
| [07:36.82] | 春∶你又在胡说了，秋香快拜呀！ |
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| [00:00.38] | tang bo hu dian qiu xiang |
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| [00:08.12] | tang fang mei tang bo hu yi xin yao ba mei nv fang a, mei nv fang, chu le shu fang li su zhou, li su zhou li su zhou, fang mei nv wo dao jiang nan, qing shan lv shui chu chu shi, yan qian quan shi hao feng guang, tang bo hu xin zhong hao huan chang, chu le cheng guo le guan, wo xin ku lai dao zhen guo si, zhen guo si hong wei xiong zhuang, ling you hao feng guang, xiang huo sheng you ke duo, zai ci xun zhao mei a mei jiao niang, hao liao que tang yin feng liu yuan. wo xian zai zan shi bu shi deng li jun nai shi su zhou cai zi tang bo hu, zhe ci yu jia zhong ba mei da du, bian fang jiang nan, xun zhao jiu jiao niang, bie de wo bu gan kua kou, zhe ge diao bang zi suo you wo nai shi zhuan chang, suo yi a zhe ge du a wo shi ying ding le! zhe zhen guo si zhen shi hong wei xiong zhuang ling you yi fan feng guang, ni kan na yi bian de xin chao he shang ye liu qi chang tou fa lai le, ta men bu qiao zhong da mu yu le, fan er zai na bian tan qi ji ta le. |
| [02:07.46] | chun dong xiang. xia xiang a wo men dao hou dian wan ba. |
| [02:12.03] | tang ai! you ren lai le, wo xian hui bi yi xia. |
| [02:16.78] | chun ai ya! guai bu de fu ren chang lai zhe er shao xiang, yuan lai a zhe er de xiang huo hao wang a! |
| [02:23.84] | xia shi a! lao fu ren zai pian dian da zuo, jiao wo men lai hou dian shang xiang, ai! wo lian na si gui nan peng you dou nao fan le, na you xin qing bai pu sa ne! |
| [02:34.49] | chun ai! bie hu shuo! pu sa hui guai zui ni de, lai wo men kuai bai bai ba. |
| [02:41.75] | xia a! ni kan. |
| [02:44.79] | chun dong xiang! dong xiang! dong xiang! ni pao shen me hua xie, pao xiu qiu a? kuai bai bai ba! |
| [02:55.15] | dong suan le ba! bai lai bai qu hai shi zhe yang, ni men hai you nan peng you ke yi nao fan, wo lian ban ge nan peng you dou mei you. |
| [03:04.68] | chun ai! bai pu sa xu yuan, bu yi ding yao zhao nan peng you ya! kuai bai ba! |
| [03:09.73] | xia shi a! zhe you bu shi hun yin jie shao suo, kuai bai. |
| [03:12.71] | dong chun xiang jie, na ni xu shen me xin yuan ne? |
| [03:15.57] | chun wo qing pu sa bao you wo shen ti jian kang, chang ge you ren han zai lai yi ge! |
| [03:23.94] | dong xia xiang jie, ni ne? |
| [03:25.99] | xia wo bao you wo na ge nao fan de nan peng you he kai shui zhang si. |
| [03:31.61] | dong hao hen xin de nv ren! hao, ni men dou xu le, wo ye xu ge yuan, wo you si ge yuan wang. a, na me duo a! lai, wo tiao qia qia gei ni kan a! |
| [03:48.11] | si ge yuan wang ru guo wo yao tan ai de shi hou, wo you si ge xi wang, zhao dao ai de shi hou, wo you si ge xi wang, di yi ge gao su wo shuo ai wo qing zhang, di er ge song wo yi duo mei gui hua xiang, di san ge pei wo shang shan kan yue liang, di si ge pei wo hai bian shou la shou zou sha tan, ru guo ni ken ting wo de xi wang, wo jiu yong yuan yong yuan chi chi di zhen qing de ai shang ni, yong yuan yong yuan zai shen pang. |
| [04:45.17] | xia wei! ren jia jiao ni shuo, shui jiao ni chang liu xing ge qu? |
| [04:50.83] | dong shuo jiu shuo, yi yuan tai shi jue lu xian, er yuan tiao zheng dai yu jia gong qian, san yuan fu ren fu shou mian, si yuan si yuan fu ren ye ye dou shi mian. |
| [05:10.07] | xia ni shuo shi mo? gei lao fu ren ting jian le, hui fa ni gui de! |
| [05:14.05] | chun xiao gui! ni zen me yao lao fu ren shi mian ne? |
| [05:16.74] | dong lao fu ren yi shi mian, jiu yao zhao ma jiang da zi da ma jiang, da ma jiang wo men jiu yao ci hou pai ju, shui ying le jiu da shang wo men, zui hao gei lao fu ren hu ge da san yuan, hai di lao yue sao tong zhuang. |
| [05:29.29] | chun ni zhe chun tou, you zai tiao pi le, ai! qiu xiang mei ne? |
| [05:35.02] | xia qiu xiang jie a! ren jia shi lao fu ren mian qian de hong pai tou, zai pei lao fu ren da zuo ne! pi qi xiang ge da xiao jie, ke xi shi xiao jie shen zi huan ming. |
| [05:49.57] | chun ai! wo men si ge xiang qin zi mei yi yang, ke bu xu chi cu dou qi. |
| [05:54.04] | dong dui! ren jia qiu xiang jie zheng tian zai lao fu ren mian qian ti wo men de shuo hao hua, zai shuo ren jia qiu xiang jie zhang de piao liang, shen cai you gou biao zhun, bu xiang ni yo. wo zen me le man hao de ma bu cuo ma, hai ke yi kan yi xia de ren jia shuo ya, ni de shen cai, 28 28 28. |
| [06:15.38] | xia dong xiang, ni hu shuo, wo da ni! |
| [06:17.33] | chun hao la hao la, ni men liang ge bie zai nao le, zhen shi ren xiao gui da! qiu xiang mei a, qiu xiang mei, kuai chu lai bai bai ba! ai!, lai la |
| [06:28.02] | qiu he bi qu shao xiang lao fu ren pian jian da zuo, you ting na chun xiang zai jiao rang, qing yi lian bu hou dian shang, jie jie jiao wo wei na zhuang? jie jie jiao wo wei na zhuang a wei na zhuang? |
| [06:49.40] | chun qiu xiang mei mu yang zhen piao liang, xing qing wen rou you shan liang, pu sa mian qian xu ge yuan, bao ni zhao ge ru yi lang yuan yang xiang pei feng qiu huang ya feng qiu huang. |
| [07:08.52] | dong qiu xiang jie, kuai bai ya! |
| [07:12.37] | tang bo hu tan tou kan qiu xiang, xian chu ai mu wei qing, dong xiang jian tang bo hu, chi chi de pan zhe |
| [07:24.31] | chun dong xiang, dong xiang! ni you gan shen me? |
| [07:29.67] | dong jie jie, ai yo, hao jin zhang yo, shen me shi na me jin zhang? na er you yi guan wei ta ming B ya! |
| [07:36.82] | chun ni you zai hu shuo le, qiu xiang kuai bai ya! |
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| [00:00.38] | táng bó hǔ diǎn qiū xiāng |
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| [00:08.12] | táng fǎng měi táng bó hǔ yī xīn yào bǎ měi nǚ fǎng a, měi nǚ fǎng, chū le shū fáng lí sū zhōu, lí sū zhōu lí sū zhōu, fǎng měi nǚ wǒ dào jiāng nán, qīng shān lǜ shuǐ chǔ chù shì, yǎn qián quán shì hǎo fēng guāng, táng bó hǔ xīn zhōng hǎo huān chàng, chū le chéng guò le guān, wǒ xīn kǔ lái dào zhèn guó sì, zhèn guó sì hóng wěi xióng zhuàng, lìng yǒu hǎo fēng guāng, xiāng huǒ shèng yóu kè duō, zài cǐ xún zhǎo měi a měi jiāo niáng, hǎo liǎo què táng yín fēng liú yuàn. wǒ xiàn zài zàn shí bú shì dèng lì jūn nǎi shì sū zhōu cái zǐ táng bó hǔ, zhè cì yǔ jiā zhōng bā měi dǎ dǔ, biàn fǎng jiāng nán, xún zhǎo jiǔ jiāo niáng, bié de wǒ bù gǎn kuā kǒu, zhè gè diào bàng zi suǒ yóu wǒ nǎi shì zhuān cháng, suǒ yǐ a zhè gè dǔ a wǒ shì yíng dìng le! zhè zhèn guó sì zhēn shì hóng wěi xióng zhuàng lìng yǒu yī fān fēng guāng, nǐ kàn nà yī biān de xīn cháo hé shàng yě liú qǐ cháng tóu fā lái le, tā men bù qiāo zhōng dǎ mù yú le, fǎn ér zài nà biān tán qǐ jí tā le. |
| [02:07.46] | chūn dōng xiāng. xià xiāng ā wǒ men dào hòu diàn wán ba. |
| [02:12.03] | táng āi! yǒu rén lái le, wǒ xiān huí bì yī xià. |
| [02:16.78] | chūn āi yā! guài bù dé fū rén cháng lái zhè ér shāo xiāng, yuán lái a zhè ér de xiāng huǒ hǎo wàng ā! |
| [02:23.84] | xià shì a! lǎo fū rén zài piān diàn dǎ zuò, jiào wǒ men lái hòu diàn shàng xiāng, āi! wǒ lián nà sǐ guǐ nán péng yǒu dōu nào fān le, nǎ yǒu xīn qíng bài pú sà ne! |
| [02:34.49] | chūn āi! bié hú shuō! pú sà huì guài zuì nǐ de, lái wǒ men kuài bài bài ba. |
| [02:41.75] | xià a! nǐ kàn. |
| [02:44.79] | chūn dōng xiāng! dōng xiāng! dōng xiāng! nǐ pāo shén me huā xiè, pāo xiù qiú a? kuài bài bài ba! |
| [02:55.15] | dōng suàn le ba! bài lái bài qù hái shì zhè yàng, nǐ men hái yǒu nán péng yǒu kě yǐ nào fān, wǒ lián bàn gè nán péng yǒu dōu méi yǒu. |
| [03:04.68] | chūn āi! bài pú sà xǔ yuàn, bù yí dìng yào zhǎo nán péng yǒu ya! kuài bài ba! |
| [03:09.73] | xià shì a! zhè yòu bú shì hūn yīn jiè shào suǒ, kuài bài. |
| [03:12.71] | dōng chūn xiāng jiě, nà nǐ xǔ shén me xīn yuàn ne? |
| [03:15.57] | chūn wǒ qǐng pú sà bǎo yòu wǒ shēn tǐ jiàn kāng, chàng gē yǒu rén hǎn zài lái yí gè! |
| [03:23.94] | dōng xià xiāng jiě, nǐ ne? |
| [03:25.99] | xià wǒ bǎo yòu wǒ nà gè nào fān de nán péng yǒu hē kāi shuǐ zhǎng sǐ. |
| [03:31.61] | dōng hǎo hěn xīn de nǚ rén! hǎo, nǐ men dōu xǔ le, wǒ yě xǔ gè yuàn, wǒ yǒu sì gè yuàn wàng. a, nà me duō a! lái, wǒ tiào qià qià gěi nǐ kàn a! |
| [03:48.11] | sì gè yuàn wàng rú guǒ wǒ yào tán ài de shí hòu, wǒ yǒu sì gè xī wàng, zhǎo dào ài de shí hòu, wǒ yǒu sì gè xī wàng, dì yí gè gào sù wǒ shuō ài wǒ qíng zhǎng, dì èr gè sòng wǒ yī duǒ méi guī huā xiāng, dì sān ge péi wǒ shàng shān kàn yuè liàng, dì sì gè péi wǒ hǎi biān shǒu lā shǒu zǒu shā tān, rú guǒ nǐ kěn tīng wǒ de xī wàng, wǒ jiù yǒng yuǎn yǒng yuǎn chī chī dí zhēn qíng de ài shàng nǐ, yǒng yuǎn yǒng yuǎn zài shēn páng. |
| [04:45.17] | xià wèi! rén jiā jiào nǐ shuō, shuí jiào nǐ chàng liú xíng gē qǔ? |
| [04:50.83] | dōng shuō jiù shuō, yī yuàn tài shī jué lù xiǎn, èr yuàn tiáo zhěng dài yù jiā gōng qián, sān yuàn fū rén fú shòu mián, sì yuàn sì yuàn fū rén yè yè dōu shī mián. |
| [05:10.07] | xià nǐ shuō shí mǒ? gěi lǎo fū rén tīng jiàn le, huì fá nǐ guì de! |
| [05:14.05] | chūn xiǎo guǐ! nǐ zěn me yào lǎo fū rén shī mián ne? |
| [05:16.74] | dōng lǎo fū rén yī shī mián, jiù yào zhǎo má jiàng dā zǐ dǎ má jiàng, dǎ má jiàng wǒ men jiù yào cì hou pái jú, shuí yíng le jiù dǎ shǎng wǒ men, zuì hǎo gěi lǎo fū rén hú gè dà sān yuán, hǎi dǐ lāo yuè sǎo tōng zhuāng. |
| [05:29.29] | chūn nǐ zhè chǔn tóu, yòu zài tiáo pí le, āi! qiū xiāng mèi ne? |
| [05:35.02] | xià qiū xiāng jiě a! rén jiā shì lǎo fū rén miàn qián de hóng pái tóu, zài péi lǎo fū rén dǎ zuò ne! pí qì xiàng gè dà xiǎo jiě, kě xī shì xiǎo jiě shēn zi huán mìng. |
| [05:49.57] | chūn āi! wǒ men sì gè xiàng qīn zǐ mèi yí yàng, kě bù xǔ chī cù dòu qì. |
| [05:54.04] | dōng duì! rén jiā qiū xiāng jiě zhěng tiān zài lǎo fū rén miàn qián tì wǒ men de shuō hǎo huà, zài shuō rén jiā qiū xiāng jiě zhǎng de piào liàng, shēn cái yòu gòu biāo zhǔn, bù xiàng nǐ yō. wǒ zěn me le mán hǎo de ma bù cuò ma, hái kě yǐ kàn yī xià de rén jiā shuō ya, nǐ de shēn cái, 28 28 28. |
| [06:15.38] | xià dōng xiāng, nǐ hú shuō, wǒ dǎ nǐ! |
| [06:17.33] | chūn hǎo la hǎo la, nǐ men liǎng gè bié zài nào le, zhēn shì rén xiǎo guǐ dà! qiū xiāng mèi a, qiū xiāng mèi, kuài chū lái bài bài ba! āi!, lái la |
| [06:28.02] | qiū hé bì qù shāo xiāng lǎo fū rén piān jiān dǎ zuò, yòu tīng nà chūn xiāng zài jiào rǎng, qīng yí lián bù hòu diàn shàng, jiě jie jiào wǒ wèi nǎ zhuāng? jiě jie jiào wǒ wèi nǎ zhuāng a wèi nǎ zhuāng? |
| [06:49.40] | chūn qiū xiāng mèi mú yàng zhēn piào liàng, xìng qíng wēn róu yòu shàn liáng, pú sà miàn qián xǔ gè yuàn, bǎo nǐ zhǎo gè rú yì láng yuān yāng xiāng pèi fèng qiú huáng ya fèng qiú huáng. |
| [07:08.52] | dōng qiū xiāng jiě, kuài bài ya! |
| [07:12.37] | táng bó hǔ tàn tóu kàn qiū xiāng, xiǎn chū ài mù wéi qíng, dōng xiāng jiàn táng bó hǔ, chī chī de pàn zhe |
| [07:24.31] | chūn dōng xiāng, dōng xiāng! nǐ yòu gàn shén me? |
| [07:29.67] | dōng jiě jie, āi yō, hǎo jǐn zhāng yō, shén me shì nà me jǐn zhāng? nà ér yǒu yī guàn wéi tā mìng B ya! |
| [07:36.82] | chūn nǐ yòu zài hú shuō le, qiū xiāng kuài bài ya! |
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