Tig Ol' Bitties Lyrics
| Song | Tig Ol' Bitties |
| Artist | Your Favorite Martian |
| Album | Tig Ol' Bitties |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| It was the first day back to school. | |
| Cuttin' up in class. | |
| Actin' like a tool. | |
| Friends were rollin' in. | |
| We started talkin' about the summer. | |
| Deejay saw “Twilight” | |
| Bummer! | |
| I spoke up, and I asked my friends | |
| “Are there any new girls? 9′s or 10′s? | |
| Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities, | |
| And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties. | |
| I can't believe my eyes. | |
| In a contest, they'd win first prize. | |
| Double D guarantee I was checkin' their size. | |
| It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise. | |
| Or Earth and Mars having some fun. | |
| Wait, I take that back it's like two of the sun. | |
| But at this point I let my mind run, | |
| And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Mt Fuji brought it's twin | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Two melons in a shirt. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| (Tig ol' bitties) | |
| I put books in my lap. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Head bobbing as she walks. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| [Electronic Beat] | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Kept trippin' in class, | |
| Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt | |
| Boobs having a fiesta. | |
| Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes. | |
| Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest. | |
| Boobs! | |
| Wasn't paying attention. | |
| Got busted. | |
| Had to serve detention. | |
| In biology we talked about the bees. | |
| The best kind of bees. | |
| Boobies! | |
| I can't believe my mind. | |
| I old a poker face to her two of a kind. | |
| With each step her breasts gettin' redefined. | |
| I'm making my move. | |
| I'm thinking it's time. | |
| Oh snap! | |
| I'm gonna ask her to prom, | |
| And in my head she responds | |
| “You're the bomb!” | |
| Feeling nervous so I count to three. | |
| “I like your boobs.” | |
| “Go to prom with me? | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| King Kong boobs. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Great tracks of land. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| (Tig ol' bitties) | |
| Like my balls. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Real big. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| [Electronic Beat] | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| She said yes, so I'm getting ready. | |
| Stain on my shirt… | |
| Mom's spaghetti. | |
| I pick her up, and I'm pretty sure | |
| That she'll let me motorboat like | |
| Br-br-br-br-br. | |
| I try to cop a feel once we get to school. | |
| She said, “no touching. That's the rule.” | |
| Principal walks up on the scene. | |
| “It's time to announce prom king and queen.” | |
| “You favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties.” | |
| “Congratulations to you both on winning.” | |
| Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy. | |
| Then out of her dress jumped something more. | |
| Tissues flew and rained from the sky. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| You stuff your shirt? | |
| Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt. | |
| Aw!!! | |
| Fake ol' bitties. | |
| Wow! | |
| Fake o' bitties! | |
| You're breaking my heart with | |
| Fake o' bitties! | |
| You're crushing my dreams with | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| (Fake ol' bitties) | |
| I can't believe it! | |
| Fake ol' bitties. | |
| You really suck! | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| I can't believe you would do that. | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| Why would you do that? Were you just trying to get everyone's attention? | |
| Those aren't boobs! They're lies! Lies I tell you! | |
| But you know I'm still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me | |
| You know what, nevermind |
| It was the first day back to school. | |
| Cuttin' up in class. | |
| Actin' like a tool. | |
| Friends were rollin' in. | |
| We started talkin' about the summer. | |
| Deejay saw " Twilight" | |
| Bummer! | |
| I spoke up, and I asked my friends | |
| " Are there any new girls? 9 s or 10 s? | |
| Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities, | |
| And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties. | |
| I can' t believe my eyes. | |
| In a contest, they' d win first prize. | |
| Double D guarantee I was checkin' their size. | |
| It' s like two beach balls in a shirt disguise. | |
| Or Earth and Mars having some fun. | |
| Wait, I take that back it' s like two of the sun. | |
| But at this point I let my mind run, | |
| And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Mt Fuji brought it' s twin | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Two melons in a shirt. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| I put books in my lap. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Head bobbing as she walks. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Electronic Beat | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Kept trippin' in class, | |
| Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt | |
| Boobs having a fiesta. | |
| Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes. | |
| Couldn' t take my eyes off the new girl' s chest. | |
| Boobs! | |
| Wasn' t paying attention. | |
| Got busted. | |
| Had to serve detention. | |
| In biology we talked about the bees. | |
| The best kind of bees. | |
| Boobies! | |
| I can' t believe my mind. | |
| I old a poker face to her two of a kind. | |
| With each step her breasts gettin' redefined. | |
| I' m making my move. | |
| I' m thinking it' s time. | |
| Oh snap! | |
| I' m gonna ask her to prom, | |
| And in my head she responds | |
| " You' re the bomb!" | |
| Feeling nervous so I count to three. | |
| " I like your boobs." | |
| " Go to prom with me? | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| King Kong boobs. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Great tracks of land. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Like my balls. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Real big. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Electronic Beat | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| She said yes, so I' m getting ready. | |
| Stain on my shirt | |
| Mom' s spaghetti. | |
| I pick her up, and I' m pretty sure | |
| That she' ll let me motorboat like | |
| Brbrbrbrbr. | |
| I try to cop a feel once we get to school. | |
| She said, " no touching. That' s the rule." | |
| Principal walks up on the scene. | |
| " It' s time to announce prom king and queen." | |
| " You favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties." | |
| " Congratulations to you both on winning." | |
| Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy. | |
| Then out of her dress jumped something more. | |
| Tissues flew and rained from the sky. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| You stuff your shirt? | |
| Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt. | |
| Aw!!! | |
| Fake ol' bitties. | |
| Wow! | |
| Fake o' bitties! | |
| You' re breaking my heart with | |
| Fake o' bitties! | |
| You' re crushing my dreams with | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| Fake ol' bitties | |
| I can' t believe it! | |
| Fake ol' bitties. | |
| You really suck! | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| I can' t believe you would do that. | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| Why would you do that? Were you just trying to get everyone' s attention? | |
| Those aren' t boobs! They' re lies! Lies I tell you! | |
| But you know I' m still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me | |
| You know what, nevermind |
| It was the first day back to school. | |
| Cuttin' up in class. | |
| Actin' like a tool. | |
| Friends were rollin' in. | |
| We started talkin' about the summer. | |
| Deejay saw " Twilight" | |
| Bummer! | |
| I spoke up, and I asked my friends | |
| " Are there any new girls? 9 s or 10 s? | |
| Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities, | |
| And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties. | |
| I can' t believe my eyes. | |
| In a contest, they' d win first prize. | |
| Double D guarantee I was checkin' their size. | |
| It' s like two beach balls in a shirt disguise. | |
| Or Earth and Mars having some fun. | |
| Wait, I take that back it' s like two of the sun. | |
| But at this point I let my mind run, | |
| And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Mt Fuji brought it' s twin | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Two melons in a shirt. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| I put books in my lap. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Head bobbing as she walks. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Electronic Beat | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Kept trippin' in class, | |
| Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt | |
| Boobs having a fiesta. | |
| Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes. | |
| Couldn' t take my eyes off the new girl' s chest. | |
| Boobs! | |
| Wasn' t paying attention. | |
| Got busted. | |
| Had to serve detention. | |
| In biology we talked about the bees. | |
| The best kind of bees. | |
| Boobies! | |
| I can' t believe my mind. | |
| I old a poker face to her two of a kind. | |
| With each step her breasts gettin' redefined. | |
| I' m making my move. | |
| I' m thinking it' s time. | |
| Oh snap! | |
| I' m gonna ask her to prom, | |
| And in my head she responds | |
| " You' re the bomb!" | |
| Feeling nervous so I count to three. | |
| " I like your boobs." | |
| " Go to prom with me? | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| King Kong boobs. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Great tracks of land. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Like my balls. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Real big. | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Tig ol' bitties. | |
| Electronic Beat | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Ek ek ek ek ek ek | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| Tig ol' bitties | |
| She said yes, so I' m getting ready. | |
| Stain on my shirt | |
| Mom' s spaghetti. | |
| I pick her up, and I' m pretty sure | |
| That she' ll let me motorboat like | |
| Brbrbrbrbr. | |
| I try to cop a feel once we get to school. | |
| She said, " no touching. That' s the rule." | |
| Principal walks up on the scene. | |
| " It' s time to announce prom king and queen." | |
| " You favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties." | |
| " Congratulations to you both on winning." | |
| Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy. | |
| Then out of her dress jumped something more. | |
| Tissues flew and rained from the sky. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| You stuff your shirt? | |
| Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt. | |
| Aw!!! | |
| Fake ol' bitties. | |
| Wow! | |
| Fake o' bitties! | |
| You' re breaking my heart with | |
| Fake o' bitties! | |
| You' re crushing my dreams with | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| Fake ol' bitties | |
| I can' t believe it! | |
| Fake ol' bitties. | |
| You really suck! | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| I can' t believe you would do that. | |
| Fake ol' bitties! | |
| Why would you do that? Were you just trying to get everyone' s attention? | |
| Those aren' t boobs! They' re lies! Lies I tell you! | |
| But you know I' m still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me | |
| You know what, nevermind |
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