No Guns Allowed In My Bar Lyrics
| Song | No Guns Allowed In My Bar |
| Artist | The Clockwork Dolls |
| Album | The Complete Instrumental Collection |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| No Guns Allowed In My Bar | |
| (incomplete) | |
| By The Clockwork Dolls | |
| Announcer: | |
| Ladies and Gentlemen settle down, settle down. | |
| Settle down back there, pay attention, I tell you! | |
| You, in the back: shut your yap! | |
| The Cabaret D’Infernal proudly presents: | |
| Your favorite hostess and mine, | |
| The one who makes everything possible, | |
| Anne Fernale! | |
| Anne: | |
| Merci, mes amis, merci! Thank you for the warm welcome. But we are not here to talk about me. | |
| Look around you: my beautiful establishment is destroyed! | |
| The night was young when they sat down, | |
| The cards dealt thick and fast. | |
| Cigars were smoked and drinks were downed | |
| But something was wrong with those two. | |
| They claimed they were cheated and started a rout | |
| And turned the table over. | |
| Then guns were drawn and knives came out; | |
| My bar was completely destroyed! | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| I want those fools brought in. | |
| They look on a lot when they tangled with me, | |
| They’ve gotten down under my skin. | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| Those bastards can’t get far. | |
| The rules are the rules | |
| And everyone knows: | |
| No guns allowed in my bar! | |
| First things first: | |
| The small one’s Owen, he started all this | |
| By calling the dealer a cheat. | |
| Was losing his money hand over fist. | |
| Now, what’s the problem in that? | |
| He slapped on the table and brought out his gun; | |
| The rest of the bar followed suit. | |
| Snatched all the money and started to run | |
| And was out the door into the night! | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| I want those fools brought in. | |
| They look on a lot when they tangled with me, | |
| They’ve gotten down under my skin. | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| Those bastards can’t get far. |
| No Guns Allowed In My Bar | |
| incomplete | |
| By The Clockwork Dolls | |
| Announcer: | |
| Ladies and Gentlemen settle down, settle down. | |
| Settle down back there, pay attention, I tell you! | |
| You, in the back: shut your yap! | |
| The Cabaret D' Infernal proudly presents: | |
| Your favorite hostess and mine, | |
| The one who makes everything possible, | |
| Anne Fernale! | |
| Anne: | |
| Merci, mes amis, merci! Thank you for the warm welcome. But we are not here to talk about me. | |
| Look around you: my beautiful establishment is destroyed! | |
| The night was young when they sat down, | |
| The cards dealt thick and fast. | |
| Cigars were smoked and drinks were downed | |
| But something was wrong with those two. | |
| They claimed they were cheated and started a rout | |
| And turned the table over. | |
| Then guns were drawn and knives came out | |
| My bar was completely destroyed! | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| I want those fools brought in. | |
| They look on a lot when they tangled with me, | |
| They' ve gotten down under my skin. | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| Those bastards can' t get far. | |
| The rules are the rules | |
| And everyone knows: | |
| No guns allowed in my bar! | |
| First things first: | |
| The small one' s Owen, he started all this | |
| By calling the dealer a cheat. | |
| Was losing his money hand over fist. | |
| Now, what' s the problem in that? | |
| He slapped on the table and brought out his gun | |
| The rest of the bar followed suit. | |
| Snatched all the money and started to run | |
| And was out the door into the night! | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| I want those fools brought in. | |
| They look on a lot when they tangled with me, | |
| They' ve gotten down under my skin. | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| Those bastards can' t get far. |
| No Guns Allowed In My Bar | |
| incomplete | |
| By The Clockwork Dolls | |
| Announcer: | |
| Ladies and Gentlemen settle down, settle down. | |
| Settle down back there, pay attention, I tell you! | |
| You, in the back: shut your yap! | |
| The Cabaret D' Infernal proudly presents: | |
| Your favorite hostess and mine, | |
| The one who makes everything possible, | |
| Anne Fernale! | |
| Anne: | |
| Merci, mes amis, merci! Thank you for the warm welcome. But we are not here to talk about me. | |
| Look around you: my beautiful establishment is destroyed! | |
| The night was young when they sat down, | |
| The cards dealt thick and fast. | |
| Cigars were smoked and drinks were downed | |
| But something was wrong with those two. | |
| They claimed they were cheated and started a rout | |
| And turned the table over. | |
| Then guns were drawn and knives came out | |
| My bar was completely destroyed! | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| I want those fools brought in. | |
| They look on a lot when they tangled with me, | |
| They' ve gotten down under my skin. | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| Those bastards can' t get far. | |
| The rules are the rules | |
| And everyone knows: | |
| No guns allowed in my bar! | |
| First things first: | |
| The small one' s Owen, he started all this | |
| By calling the dealer a cheat. | |
| Was losing his money hand over fist. | |
| Now, what' s the problem in that? | |
| He slapped on the table and brought out his gun | |
| The rest of the bar followed suit. | |
| Snatched all the money and started to run | |
| And was out the door into the night! | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| I want those fools brought in. | |
| They look on a lot when they tangled with me, | |
| They' ve gotten down under my skin. | |
| I tell you lads, I mean it! | |
| Those bastards can' t get far. |
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