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I've met someone that makes me feel seasick |
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Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have |
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So, many skills that make her distinctive |
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But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine |
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Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper |
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No, I don't care about the soaps |
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No, I don't care about the soaps |
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Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode |
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If this is a rom-com |
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Kill the director |
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If this is a rom-com |
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Kill the director, please |
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Carrots help us see much better in the dark |
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Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart |
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And this is my head and this is my spout |
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They work together, they can't figure anything out |
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So, with the angst of a teenage band |
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Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand |
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Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand |
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If this is a rom-com |
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Kill the director |
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If this is a rom-com |
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Kill the director |
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If this is a rom-com |
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Kill the director, please |
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This is no Bridget Jones |
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This is no Bridget, Bridget |
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This is no Bridget Jones |
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This is no Bridget, Bridget |
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This is no Bridget Jones |
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This is no Bridget, Bridget |
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This is no Bridget Jones |
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This is no Bridget, Bridget |
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This is no Bridget Jones |
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This is no Bridget, Bridget |
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This is no Bridget Jones |
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This is no Bridget, Bridget |
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This is no Bridget Jones |
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This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones |
