| 作曲 : 胡子卿 | |
| 作词 : 蓬莱东路/咬咬 | |
| 混音:雨霖仙 | |
| 旁白:老谭/唐佑林/简轩/X喵酱 | |
| 制作人:咬咬 | |
| 出品:17173 | |
| 传说有座妖气山(17173) 山里住着一群大魔玩 | |
| 他们热爱游戏心比天高 见解独到脑大活好 | |
| 不爱搞基爱搞营销 无限创意就像无限手套 | |
| 全网带飞说爆就爆 只为让好游戏C位出道 | |
| 这些大佬都有谁 听我给你扒一扒 | |
| 他们秃头主编是老大 全盘方案一手抓 | |
| 为伊消得人脱发 爸王发露擦一擦 | |
| 正经小弟爱吃瓜 嘿嘿正是在下 | |
| 脑洞清奇像开挂 谁假正经谁尴尬 | |
| 不如一起皮一下 (矮油讲到哪里啦) | |
| 高冷博士Dr.X 精通游戏名气大 | |
| 敲黑板把重点划 不服来辩甩王炸 | |
| 低调哔哥社会咖 别看是羊萌萌哒 | |
| 毒舌点评最辛辣 对手全喊打扰啦 | |
| 对啦还有一只喵 可爱指数一百八 | |
| 嘴巴嘟嘟一个MUA~搞视头牌就是她 | |
| 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 确认过眼神全网属我们最风骚 | |
| 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 为爱去打call爱辣条更爱上头条 | |
| (X博士:本博士就算饿死!也绝不写这篇稿!……嗯,真香!) | |
| 为好游戏全网开花 大佬们没少把心思花 | |
| 洗脸刷牙吃喝拉撒 聊天发呆约会妹砸 | |
| 副本爆肝舔包推塔 方案盘旋在脑袋瓜 | |
| 选题材 搞创作 斗标题 争流量 | |
| 比稿拟稿起稿撰稿写稿改稿写稿改稿写稿改稿…… | |
| 一篇日常 一员大将 两个选题 三次优化 四轮改稿 五洲皆夸 | |
| 一篇广告 五天体验 四方讨论 三次会议 两天打磨 一击必杀 | |
| 头条网易企鹅一点搜狐号大鱼号 吹响冲锋的集结号 | |
| 知乎微博抖音秒拍应用宝和百家 一心只为那10万+ | |
| 蒂花之秀秀的飞起一起叫霸霸 火力全开像暴走的皮皮虾 | |
| (哔哥:为了爆文啊,还请主编少熬夜,头发变秃让我来,你且把10万+等候……) | |
| (主编:就扶你腰间盘最突出!) | |
| (X喵酱:喵~) | |
| 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 输出10万+让友军笑成表情包 | |
| 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 游戏大爆炸让好游戏C位出道 |
| zuo qu : hu zi qing | |
| zuo ci : peng lai dong lu yao yao | |
| hun yin: yu lin xian | |
| pang bai: lao tan tang you lin jian xuan X miao jiang | |
| zhi zuo ren: yao yao | |
| chu pin: 17173 | |
| chuan shuo you zuo yao qi shan 17173 shan li zhu zhe yi qun da mo wan | |
| ta men re ai you xi xin bi tian gao jian jie du dao nao da huo hao | |
| bu ai gao ji ai gao ying xiao wu xian chuang yi jiu xiang wu xian shou tao | |
| quan wang dai fei shuo bao jiu bao zhi wei rang hao you xi C wei chu dao | |
| zhei xie da lao dou you shui ting wo gei ni ba yi ba | |
| ta men tu tou zhu bian shi lao da quan pan fang an yi shou zhua | |
| wei yi xiao de ren tuo fa ba wang fa lu ca yi ca | |
| zheng jing xiao di ai chi gua hei hei zheng shi zai xia | |
| nao dong qing qi xiang kai gua shui jia zheng jing shui gan ga | |
| bu ru yi qi pi yi xia ai you jiang dao na li la | |
| gao leng bo shi Dr. X jing tong you xi ming qi da | |
| qiao hei ban ba zhong dian hua bu fu lai bian shuai wang zha | |
| di diao bi ge she hui ka bie kan shi yang meng meng da | |
| du she dian ping zui xin la dui shou quan han da rao la | |
| dui la hai you yi zhi miao ke ai zhi shu yi bai ba | |
| zui ba du du yi ge MUA gao shi tou pai jiu shi ta | |
| la la la la la la la que ren guo yan shen quan wang shu wo men zui feng sao | |
| la la la la la la la wei ai qu da call ai la tiao geng ai shang tou tiao | |
| X bo shi: ben bo shi jiu suan e si! ye jue bu xie zhe pian gao! , zhen xiang! | |
| wei hao you xi quan wang kai hua da lao men mei shao ba xin si hua | |
| xi lian shua ya chi he la sa liao tian fa dai yue hui mei za | |
| fu ben bao gan tian bao tui ta fang an pan xuan zai nao dai gua | |
| xuan ti cai gao chuang zuo dou biao ti zheng liu liang | |
| bi gao ni gao qi gao zhuan gao xie gao gai gao xie gao gai gao xie gao gai gao | |
| yi pian ri chang yi yuan da jiang liang ge xuan ti san ci you hua si lun gai gao wu zhou jie kua | |
| yi pian guang gao wu tian ti yan si fang tao lun san ci hui yi liang tian da mo yi ji bi sha | |
| tou tiao wang yi qi e yi dian sou hu hao da yu hao chui xiang chong feng de ji jie hao | |
| zhi hu wei bo dou yin miao pai ying yong bao he bai jia yi xin zhi wei na 10 wan | |
| di hua zhi xiu xiu de fei qi yi qi jiao ba ba huo li quan kai xiang bao zou de pi pi xia | |
| bi ge: wei le bao wen a, hai qing zhu bian shao ao ye, tou fa bian tu rang wo lai, ni qie ba 10 wan deng hou | |
| zhu bian: jiu fu ni yao jian pan zui tu chu! | |
| X miao jiang: miao | |
| la la la la la la la shu chu 10 wan rang you jun xiao cheng biao qing bao | |
| la la la la la la la you xi da bao zha rang hao you xi C wei chu dao |
| zuò qǔ : hú zǐ qīng | |
| zuò cí : péng lái dōng lù yǎo yǎo | |
| hùn yīn: yǔ lín xiān | |
| páng bái: lǎo tán táng yòu lín jiǎn xuān X miāo jiàng | |
| zhì zuò rén: yǎo yǎo | |
| chū pǐn: 17173 | |
| chuán shuō yǒu zuò yāo qì shān 17173 shān lǐ zhù zhe yī qún dà mó wán | |
| tā men rè ài yóu xì xīn bǐ tiān gāo jiàn jiě dú dào nǎo dà huó hǎo | |
| bù ài gǎo jī ài gǎo yíng xiāo wú xiàn chuàng yì jiù xiàng wú xiàn shǒu tào | |
| quán wǎng dài fēi shuō bào jiù bào zhǐ wèi ràng hǎo yóu xì C wèi chū dào | |
| zhèi xiē dà lǎo dōu yǒu shuí tīng wǒ gěi nǐ bā yī bā | |
| tā men tū tóu zhǔ biān shì lǎo dà quán pán fāng àn yī shǒu zhuā | |
| wèi yī xiāo de rén tuō fà bà wáng fā lù cā yī cā | |
| zhèng jīng xiǎo dì ài chī guā hēi hēi zhèng shì zài xià | |
| nǎo dòng qīng qí xiàng kāi guà shuí jiǎ zhèng jīng shuí gān gà | |
| bù rú yì qǐ pí yī xià ǎi yóu jiǎng dào nǎ lǐ la | |
| gāo lěng bó shì Dr. X jīng tōng yóu xì míng qì dà | |
| qiāo hēi bǎn bǎ zhòng diǎn huà bù fú lái biàn shuǎi wáng zhà | |
| dī diào bì gē shè huì kā bié kàn shì yáng méng méng dā | |
| dú shé diǎn píng zuì xīn là duì shǒu quán hǎn dǎ rǎo la | |
| duì la hái yǒu yì zhī miāo kě ài zhǐ shù yī bǎi bā | |
| zuǐ bā dū dū yí gè MUA gǎo shì tóu pái jiù shì tā | |
| la la la la la la la què rèn guò yǎn shén quán wǎng shǔ wǒ men zuì fēng sāo | |
| la la la la la la la wèi ài qù dǎ call ài là tiáo gèng ài shàng tou tiáo | |
| X bó shì: běn bó shì jiù suàn è sǐ! yě jué bù xiě zhè piān gǎo! , zhēn xiāng! | |
| wèi hǎo yóu xì quán wǎng kāi huā dà lǎo men méi shǎo bǎ xīn sī huā | |
| xǐ liǎn shuā yá chī hē lā sā liáo tiān fā dāi yuē huì mèi zá | |
| fù běn bào gān tiǎn bāo tuī tǎ fāng àn pán xuán zài nǎo dài guā | |
| xuǎn tí cái gǎo chuàng zuò dòu biāo tí zhēng liú liàng | |
| bǐ gǎo nǐ gǎo qǐ gǎo zhuàn gǎo xiě gǎo gǎi gǎo xiě gǎo gǎi gǎo xiě gǎo gǎi gǎo | |
| yī piān rì cháng yī yuán dà jiàng liǎng gè xuǎn tí sān cì yōu huà sì lún gǎi gǎo wǔ zhōu jiē kuā | |
| yī piān guǎng gào wǔ tiān tǐ yàn sì fāng tǎo lùn sān cì huì yì liǎng tiān dǎ mó yī jī bì shā | |
| tóu tiáo wǎng yì qǐ é yì diǎn sōu hú hào dà yú hào chuī xiǎng chōng fēng de jí jié hào | |
| zhī hū wēi bó dǒu yīn miǎo pāi yìng yòng bǎo hé bǎi jiā yī xīn zhǐ wèi nà 10 wàn | |
| dì huā zhī xiù xiù de fēi qǐ yì qǐ jiào bà bà huǒ lì quán kāi xiàng bào zǒu de pí pí xiā | |
| bì gē: wèi le bào wén a, hái qǐng zhǔ biān shǎo áo yè, tóu fà biàn tū ràng wǒ lái, nǐ qiě bǎ 10 wàn děng hòu | |
| zhǔ biān: jiù fú nǐ yāo jiān pán zuì tū chū! | |
| X miāo jiàng: miāo | |
| la la la la la la la shū chū 10 wàn ràng yǒu jūn xiào chéng biǎo qíng bāo | |
| la la la la la la la yóu xì dà bào zhà ràng hǎo yóu xì C wèi chū dào |