Love Goes Down the Drain Lyrics

	The creature from the black lagoon
	He sits inside her warm, wet womb
	He says, "Mirror, mirror, tell me truly:
	Is my hair dank and unruly?"
	(Chorus)
	Down and down and down I go
	When love goes down the drain
	The monster from way out in space
	He tears his way up to her face
	He says, "Mirror, mirror, be real candid:
	Does my face need to be sanded?"
	(Chorus)
	The beasty from the foulest end
	He slips around the toilet bend
	He says, "Is this how one ages, ergo,
	Does it happen to all Virgos?"
	(Chorus)

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