| 翻唱/念白:绿鲸 西西 | |
| 后期:南山音频工作室 | |
| 美工:厌十九 | |
| 题字:离箢 | |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:01.000] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:03.11] | （念） |
| [00:03.67] | 鲸：师妹，今日早课又要拜托你挡着师父啦~ |
| [00:07.70] | 西：……为何？ |
| [00:09.60] | 鲸：因为你坐得端正啊~ |
| [00:12.76] | 西：……你随意。 |
| [00:16.48] | 鲸： |
| [00:16.86] | 幽幽幽幽谷溪水鱼儿美 |
| [00:20.74] | 天天天天蓝拥着燕儿飞 |
| [00:24.58] | 轩窗外美景看得心儿醉 |
| [00:28.45] | 什么道德经实在太乏味 |
| [00:32.48] | 西： |
| [00:32.82] | 利万物不争学上善若水 |
| [00:36.89] | 宽容隐忍是祖先的智慧 |
| [00:40.77] | 后排的师姐又在打瞌睡 |
| [00:44.53] | 想不通为何总是我吃亏 |
| [00:48.99] | 西： |
| [00:50.52] | 北冥流转剑气扬 |
| [00:54.56] | 坐忘雪峰云浩荡 |
| [00:58.53] | 超然入定勤修忙 |
| [01:02.81] | 谁又在树后面张望 |
| [01:06.21] | （念） |
| [01:06.71] | 鲸：唉！师妹别打坐了，吹笛子给我听吧~ |
| [01:10.75] | 西：拆招赢过我，我便吹。 |
| [01:13.54] | 鲸：先吹再打。我要是赢了，你给我吹一辈子？ |
| [01:17.94] | 西：………………（转身就走） |
| [01:19.53] | 鲸：（追上）好嘛，开玩笑~脸红什么~ |
| [01:22.29] | 鲸： |
| [01:22.80] | 幽幽幽幽谷溪水鱼儿美 |
| [01:26.81] | 天天天天蓝拥着燕儿飞 |
| [01:30.81] | 遥看无边无际云霞成堆 |
| [01:34.47] | 百年老松下听那笛声醉 |
| [01:38.33] | 西： |
| [01:38.82] | 来来去去云雾合了又飞 |
| [01:42.80] | 吹一曲幽兰倚夕阳入睡 |
| [01:46.59] | 纷纷扬扬雪又坠如玉碎（鲸：喂你变脸这么快！） |
| [01:50.46] | 掸一掸衣袖举长剑齐眉 |
| [01:54.81] | 合： |
| [01:56.75] | 北冥流转剑气扬 |
| [02:00.81] | 坐忘雪峰云浩荡 |
| [02:04.94] | 紫气东来凝青霜 |
| [02:08.82] | 俯仰日月任无常 |
| [02:12.78] | 山门四方雪茫茫 |
| [02:16.82] | 绝顶论剑笑一场 |
| [02:20.80] | 少年驰骋青崖上 |
| [02:24.85] | 抖落天地万顷光 |
| [02:28.86] | 西：策马江湖看遍千山万水 |
| [02:32.76] | 鲸：此生最有幸能并肩一回 |
| [02:34.13][02:37.90] | 西：师姐，你还要勤修武艺才是。 |
| [02:38.39] | 鲸：小师妹，我们来日方长~ |
| [02:43.49] | 西：方长？是谁？ |
| [02:46.52] | 鲸：你大爷！ |
| fan chang nian bai: lv jing xi xi | |
| hou qi: nan shan yin pin gong zuo shi | |
| mei gong: yan shi jiu | |
| ti zi: li yuan | |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:03.11] | nian |
| [00:03.67] | jing: shi mei, jin ri zao ke you yao bai tuo ni dang zhe shi fu la |
| [00:07.70] | xi: wei he? |
| [00:09.60] | jing: yin wei ni zuo de duan zheng a |
| [00:12.76] | xi: ni sui yi. |
| [00:16.48] | jing: |
| [00:16.86] | you you you you gu xi shui yu er mei |
| [00:20.74] | tian tian tian tian lan yong zhe yan er fei |
| [00:24.58] | xuan chuang wai mei jing kan de xin er zui |
| [00:28.45] | shen me dao de jing shi zai tai fa wei |
| [00:32.48] | xi: |
| [00:32.82] | li wan wu bu zheng xue shang shan ruo shui |
| [00:36.89] | kuan rong yin ren shi zu xian de zhi hui |
| [00:40.77] | hou pai de shi jie you zai da ke shui |
| [00:44.53] | xiang bu tong wei he zong shi wo chi kui |
| [00:48.99] | xi: |
| [00:50.52] | bei ming liu zhuan jian qi yang |
| [00:54.56] | zuo wang xue feng yun hao dang |
| [00:58.53] | chao ran ru ding qin xiu mang |
| [01:02.81] | shui you zai shu hou mian zhang wang |
| [01:06.21] | nian |
| [01:06.71] | jing: ai! shi mei bie da zuo le, chui di zi gei wo ting ba |
| [01:10.75] | xi: chai zhao ying guo wo, wo bian chui. |
| [01:13.54] | jing: xian chui zai da. wo yao shi ying le, ni gei wo chui yi bei zi? |
| [01:17.94] | xi: zhuan shen jiu zou |
| [01:19.53] | jing: zhui shang hao ma, kai wan xiao lian hong shen me |
| [01:22.29] | jing: |
| [01:22.80] | you you you you gu xi shui yu er mei |
| [01:26.81] | tian tian tian tian lan yong zhe yan er fei |
| [01:30.81] | yao kan wu bian wu ji yun xia cheng dui |
| [01:34.47] | bai nian lao song xia ting na di sheng zui |
| [01:38.33] | xi: |
| [01:38.82] | lai lai qu qu yun wu he le you fei |
| [01:42.80] | chui yi qu you lan yi xi yang ru shui |
| [01:46.59] | fen fen yang yang xue you zhui ru yu sui jing: wei ni bian lian zhe me kuai! |
| [01:50.46] | dan yi dan yi xiu ju chang jian qi mei |
| [01:54.81] | he: |
| [01:56.75] | bei ming liu zhuan jian qi yang |
| [02:00.81] | zuo wang xue feng yun hao dang |
| [02:04.94] | zi qi dong lai ning qing shuang |
| [02:08.82] | fu yang ri yue ren wu chang |
| [02:12.78] | shan men si fang xue mang mang |
| [02:16.82] | jue ding lun jian xiao yi chang |
| [02:20.80] | shao nian chi cheng qing ya shang |
| [02:24.85] | dou luo tian di wan qing guang |
| [02:28.86] | xi: ce ma jiang hu kan bian qian shan wan shui |
| [02:32.76] | jing: ci sheng zui you xing neng bing jian yi hui |
| [02:34.13][02:37.90] | xi: shi jie, ni hai yao qin xiu wu yi cai shi. |
| [02:38.39] | jing: xiao shi mei, wo men lai ri fang chang |
| [02:43.49] | xi: fang zhang? shi shui? |
| [02:46.52] | jing: ni da ye! |
| fān chàng niàn bái: lǜ jīng xī xī | |
| hòu qī: nán shān yīn pín gōng zuò shì | |
| měi gōng: yàn shí jiǔ | |
| tí zì: lí yuān | |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:03.11] | niàn |
| [00:03.67] | jīng: shī mèi, jīn rì zǎo kè yòu yào bài tuō nǐ dǎng zhe shī fù la |
| [00:07.70] | xī: wèi hé? |
| [00:09.60] | jīng: yīn wèi nǐ zuò dé duān zhèng a |
| [00:12.76] | xī: nǐ suí yì. |
| [00:16.48] | jīng: |
| [00:16.86] | yōu yōu yōu yōu gǔ xī shuǐ yú ér měi |
| [00:20.74] | tiān tiān tiān tiān lán yōng zhe yàn ér fēi |
| [00:24.58] | xuān chuāng wài měi jǐng kàn de xīn ér zuì |
| [00:28.45] | shén me dào dé jīng shí zài tài fá wèi |
| [00:32.48] | xī: |
| [00:32.82] | lì wàn wù bù zhēng xué shàng shàn ruò shuǐ |
| [00:36.89] | kuān róng yǐn rěn shì zǔ xiān de zhì huì |
| [00:40.77] | hòu pái de shī jiě yòu zài dǎ kē shuì |
| [00:44.53] | xiǎng bù tōng wèi hé zǒng shì wǒ chī kuī |
| [00:48.99] | xī: |
| [00:50.52] | běi míng liú zhuǎn jiàn qì yáng |
| [00:54.56] | zuò wàng xuě fēng yún hào dàng |
| [00:58.53] | chāo rán rù dìng qín xiū máng |
| [01:02.81] | shuí yòu zài shù hòu miàn zhāng wàng |
| [01:06.21] | niàn |
| [01:06.71] | jīng: āi! shī mèi bié dǎ zuò le, chuī dí zi gěi wǒ tīng ba |
| [01:10.75] | xī: chāi zhāo yíng guò wǒ, wǒ biàn chuī. |
| [01:13.54] | jīng: xiān chuī zài dǎ. wǒ yào shì yíng le, nǐ gěi wǒ chuī yī bèi zi? |
| [01:17.94] | xī: zhuǎn shēn jiù zǒu |
| [01:19.53] | jīng: zhuī shàng hǎo ma, kāi wán xiào liǎn hóng shén me |
| [01:22.29] | jīng: |
| [01:22.80] | yōu yōu yōu yōu gǔ xī shuǐ yú ér měi |
| [01:26.81] | tiān tiān tiān tiān lán yōng zhe yàn ér fēi |
| [01:30.81] | yáo kàn wú biān wú jì yún xiá chéng duī |
| [01:34.47] | bǎi nián lǎo sōng xià tīng nà dí shēng zuì |
| [01:38.33] | xī: |
| [01:38.82] | lái lái qù qù yún wù hé le yòu fēi |
| [01:42.80] | chuī yī qǔ yōu lán yǐ xī yáng rù shuì |
| [01:46.59] | fēn fēn yáng yáng xuě yòu zhuì rú yù suì jīng: wèi nǐ biàn liǎn zhè me kuài! |
| [01:50.46] | dǎn yī dǎn yī xiù jǔ cháng jiàn qí méi |
| [01:54.81] | hé: |
| [01:56.75] | běi míng liú zhuǎn jiàn qì yáng |
| [02:00.81] | zuò wàng xuě fēng yún hào dàng |
| [02:04.94] | zǐ qì dōng lái níng qīng shuāng |
| [02:08.82] | fǔ yǎng rì yuè rèn wú cháng |
| [02:12.78] | shān mén sì fāng xuě máng máng |
| [02:16.82] | jué dǐng lùn jiàn xiào yī chǎng |
| [02:20.80] | shào nián chí chěng qīng yá shàng |
| [02:24.85] | dǒu luò tiān dì wàn qǐng guāng |
| [02:28.86] | xī: cè mǎ jiāng hú kàn biàn qiān shān wàn shuǐ |
| [02:32.76] | jīng: cǐ shēng zuì yǒu xìng néng bìng jiān yī huí |
| [02:34.13][02:37.90] | xī: shī jiě, nǐ hái yào qín xiū wǔ yì cái shì. |
| [02:38.39] | jīng: xiǎo shī mèi, wǒ men lái rì fāng cháng |
| [02:43.49] | xī: fāng zhǎng? shì shuí? |
| [02:46.52] | jīng: nǐ dà yé! |
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