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My first customer was |
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Megan She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat "Hey that's a salad roll" |
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I said and we started going out |
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My second customer was |
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Susan she came in for |
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Diet Pepsi morning tea |
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Each day and |
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I said "You don't need to be on a diet. Do you wanna come out tonight?" |
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I said "I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view. He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you" |
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My third customer was |
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Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce "More sauce" she said. |
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I said "now you're talking" and she took me home to meet her mother |
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My fourth customer was |
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Sandy she came in for nothing |
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I could see except me |
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So it was |
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I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour |
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I make hamburgers |
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I get all the girls and |
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I take 'em out to dinner and |
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I give 'em all a whirl and |
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If they work |
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I keep 'em |
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If they don't |
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I keep 'em too |
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But I teach 'em all how to be d-d-d-d-dirty girls like you |
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Words & Music: |
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Tim Freedman |
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Tim Freedman: vocal, backing vocal, piano |
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Stevie Plunder: guitar |
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Andy Lewis: bass |
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Stuart Eadie: drums |
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Holden Kingswood: chamois solo |
