| Song | Hello There Howard |
| Artist | The Mountain Goats |
| Album | The Hound Chronicles and Hot Garden Stomp |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| the guy on my right is new | |
| and he says he feels kinda sad and his hands are cold | |
| and he refuses the dice | |
| so I pick 'em up myself. | |
| I let 'em roll. | |
| and the little white spots gleam like stars | |
| and the guy on my right gets a look at the stickman | |
| and he begins to sense where it is that we are | |
| and the table's hot | |
| but so am I | |
| and I grab the bones and I let 'em fly. | |
| so come 2 come 3 come 4 come 5 come 6 come 7 come 9 | |
| it doesn't matter to me now | |
| 'cause I've got all kinds of time. |