| Ever since they put you away | |
| Things haven t been quite the same | |
| They cut off all your lovely hair | |
| And gave you a brand new brain | |
| Sent you to university | |
| 'Cos that was the next step up | |
| Studying sociology | |
| They gave you a plastic cup | |
| What happened to you with your brand new brain? | |
| What will they do if they get you again? | |
| Animal! Coming to get you! | |
| Animal! Cos you went insane! | |
| Your new brain was working really well | |
| And they were satisfied | |
| They thought they'd done a miracle | |
| But you had something to hide | |
| They left a bit of your old brain | |
| Stuck inside your skull | |
| That bit screwed up your culture | |
| You became an animal | |
| One night you were drinking | |
| In the student bar | |
| Two pints blew your animal mind | |
| Your brain just went too far | |
| The laughter turned to slaughter | |
| You took all you could get | |
| Now you sit alone in a disco | |
| Smoking cigarettes |