| Song | Hoarder |
| Artist | Spazz |
| Album | Crush, Kill, Destroy |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I've got copies of everything | |
| Every pressing every color | |
| Even the penis-shaped picture disc | |
| So i'm not the only dick | |
| Put that down! | |
| Don't get fingerprints on the cover | |
| Every record is my lover | |
| Every rarity i've pursued | |
| Is fondled nightly when i'm nude | |
| I'm a whore for vinyl | |
| Need more | |
| Still need the limited metal box | |
| And the LP hole is small enough for my cock | |
| My possessions, owning these goods | |
| Makes up for my lack of manhood |