| You piss me off, you drive me nuts | |
| You drink my beer and you always smoke my butts | |
| You owe me money, you owe me big | |
| You washed up nothing, you slob, you pig | |
| Don't say you know me. don't say we've met | |
| You squirmy worm. why don't you pay beck all your debts? | |
| You're always sorry, but then you're back | |
| Bleed me dry until | |
| I die, I'I | |
| I have a heart attack | |
| They warned me, but | |
| I never heard | |
| You always take advantage of me | |
| I told you to settle the score | |
| But you think your lunches are free | |
| You used to work to earn your keep | |
| But you always called in sick and now you spend the day asleep | |
| I'm not your mom, | |
| I'm not your dad | |
| I'm not a genius but | |
| I know when | |
| I've been had | |
| I want my cash and you expunge | |
| My money is the water and you wanna be the sponge | |
| You never change, but then again | |
| You've always been a loser but you're also my best friend |