| I remember years ago a place | |
| I loved to go | |
| Palm trees, sunshine beaches and never any snow | |
| Then bastards came in numbers to infiltrate the place | |
| Crime and murder rates have soared in | |
| Florida's disgrace | |
| Now they've ruined | |
| Miami, they've let it go to piss | |
| Now they've ruined | |
| Miami, there's nothing left to miss | |
| Now they've ruined | |
| Miami, and my vacation plans | |
| Guess I'II have to stay at home until they fix it. man! | |
| Now they've got new gun laws, and everybody's armed | |
| They say it's their protection, no need to be alarmed | |
| I hate to be sarcastic but | |
| I wear the shoe that fits | |
| Miami is a city that has all but gone to shit | |
| I really wish | |
| I didn't have to write sarcastic songs | |
| But modern day society has got to right these wrongs | |
| Old men and women now have guns and they can't even drive | |
| They can't aim, and they can't shoot and we cannot survive | |
| Cemeteries filling up, they'll have to make some room | |
| People wasting people, | |
| I sense impending doom | |
| So if you love | |
| Miami, you'll get what you deserve | |
| Better pack a bullet proof vest, and pills to soothe your nerves |
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