| You never thought | |
| I'd do it, you never say it coming but it happened and they caught you in the act | |
| I used you for a set-up | |
| I used you for a decay and you fool: you went and fell into the trap you took me for an ally but | |
| I knew you were an enemy you got what you deserved because | |
| I'm shrewd you knew | |
| I was an expert in the art of pulling rip-offs but you never dreamed | |
| I'd put the heat on you | |
| I took the cash: you took the fall you get arrested: | |
| I had a ball you went to jail: | |
| I stole your car | |
| I'm having fun while you're behind the bars | |
| You tried to tell the cops but they laugh right in your face but now they're gonna throw the book at you tough lesson for a rookie but they caught you with the cookie and now your brief carreer as thief is through | |
| I'm the master scammer while they threw you in the slammer | |
| I was in your car and made my getaway | |
| I'm counting tens and twenties, yeah, | |
| I'm counting all our money and you know | |
| I'm gonna spend it all today | |
| So if you wanna pull a heist you'd better get some good advice before you meet another creep like me don't really think you like your cell, | |
| I think you'd rather be in hell but now | |
| I know the art of running free | |
| I know you really hate me and | |
| I know you wanna waste me but | |
| I also know you're smarter than you look so when they do parole you and you think you're on a roll you'd better think before | |
| I bait another hook (for you) |