The Worst Joke Ever Lyrics

[00:00.00]	作词 : Buck, Mills, Stipe
[00:01.62]	album: around the sun
[00:02.71][00:04.40][02:53.99][03:34.55]
[00:03.47]
[00:06.41]	you see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.
[00:12.66]	he lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
[00:18.85]	slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
[00:23.83]	says, "i don't know what i've done, but it doesn't feel right!"
[00:31.40]	some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,
[00:43.31]	when's the first time you heard that one, 1954?
[00:49.60]	get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
[00:56.19][02:09.70]	give me a minute and i'll tell you the setup for
[01:01.63][02:14.87]	the worst joke ever, i never
[01:08.59][02:21.87]	i'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[01:14.74]	don't bore me
[01:20.60]	now i am floating,
[01:23.15]	i feel released.
[01:26.14]	the moorings have been dropped,
[01:29.23]	the weights unleashed.
[01:32.42]	everything is crystalline, simple and free.
[01:44.48]	the crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,
[01:47.55]	or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
[01:56.82]	you're not hurting anybody else's chances,
[02:03.77]	but you're disfiguring your own.
[02:28.24]	don't bore me, i never
[02:34.12]	give me a minute and i'll tell you the setup
[02:46.42]	you see there's this feeling that i've heard this one before
[02:56.16]	<end>
[00:00.05]

[00:00.00]	zuo ci : Buck, Mills, Stipe
[00:01.62]	album: around the sun
[00:02.71][00:04.40][02:53.99][03:34.55]
[00:03.47]
[00:06.41]	you see there' s this cat burglar who can' t see in the dark.
[00:12.66]	he lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
[00:18.85]	slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
[00:23.83]	says, " i don' t know what i' ve done, but it doesn' t feel right!"
[00:31.40]	some things don' t hold up over the course of a lifetime,
[00:43.31]	when' s the first time you heard that one, 1954?
[00:49.60]	get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
[00:56.19][02:09.70]	give me a minute and i' ll tell you the setup for
[01:01.63][02:14.87]	the worst joke ever, i never
[01:08.59][02:21.87]	i' ll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[01:14.74]	don' t bore me
[01:20.60]	now i am floating,
[01:23.15]	i feel released.
[01:26.14]	the moorings have been dropped,
[01:29.23]	the weights unleashed.
[01:32.42]	everything is crystalline, simple and free.
[01:44.48]	the crime of good men who can' t wrestle with change,
[01:47.55]	or are too afraid to face this life' s misjudged unknowns
[01:56.82]	you' re not hurting anybody else' s chances,
[02:03.77]	but you' re disfiguring your own.
[02:28.24]	don' t bore me, i never
[02:34.12]	give me a minute and i' ll tell you the setup
[02:46.42]	you see there' s this feeling that i' ve heard this one before
[02:56.16]	end
[00:00.05]

[00:00.00]	zuò cí : Buck, Mills, Stipe
[00:01.62]	album: around the sun
[00:02.71][00:04.40][02:53.99][03:34.55]
[00:03.47]
[00:06.41]	you see there' s this cat burglar who can' t see in the dark.
[00:12.66]	he lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.
[00:18.85]	slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.
[00:23.83]	says, " i don' t know what i' ve done, but it doesn' t feel right!"
[00:31.40]	some things don' t hold up over the course of a lifetime,
[00:43.31]	when' s the first time you heard that one, 1954?
[00:49.60]	get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
[00:56.19][02:09.70]	give me a minute and i' ll tell you the setup for
[01:01.63][02:14.87]	the worst joke ever, i never
[01:08.59][02:21.87]	i' ll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[01:14.74]	don' t bore me
[01:20.60]	now i am floating,
[01:23.15]	i feel released.
[01:26.14]	the moorings have been dropped,
[01:29.23]	the weights unleashed.
[01:32.42]	everything is crystalline, simple and free.
[01:44.48]	the crime of good men who can' t wrestle with change,
[01:47.55]	or are too afraid to face this life' s misjudged unknowns
[01:56.82]	you' re not hurting anybody else' s chances,
[02:03.77]	but you' re disfiguring your own.
[02:28.24]	don' t bore me, i never
[02:34.12]	give me a minute and i' ll tell you the setup
[02:46.42]	you see there' s this feeling that i' ve heard this one before
[02:56.16]	end
[00:00.05]

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