| Song | Johnny Appleseed |
| Artist | NOFX |
| Album | White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Through word of mouth | |
| Let it be known | |
| The man who spends | |
| His life on a mission | |
| He's legendary | |
| Travelling from | |
| Coast to coast | |
| He's the contemporary | |
| Johnny Appleseed | |
| He's making sure | |
| His garden grows | |
| He'll plant a seed | |
| In every town he goes | |
| Fertilizing | |
| The country side | |
| Couldn't stop him | |
| With insecticide | |
| Makin' sure that | |
| The garden grows | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| He'll water the yard | |
| With the gardening hose | |
| And you know | |
| You can plant the seed | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| Groomin' the backyard | |
| Or whackin' a weed | |
| When diggin' holes | |
| He'll be wearing a glove | |
| He go into the shed | |
| Get out a shovel | |
| And he shove | |
| He'll plant the seed | |
| Makin' sure it's sown | |
| He go into the shed | |
| And he start hoein' with the hoe | |
| Ho, ho, ho, ho | |
| Makin' sure | |
| That the garden grow | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| He'll water the yard | |
| With the gardening hose | |
| Groomin' the backyard | |
| Or whackin' a weed | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| The contemporary | |
| Johnny Appleseed |