| Amanda Palmer - Oasis | |
| when i got to the party | |
| they gave me a forty | |
| and i must have been thirsty | |
| 'cause i drank it so quickly | |
| when i got to the bedroom | |
| there was somebody waiting | |
| and it isnt my fault | |
| that the barbarian raped me | |
| when i went to get tested | |
| i brought along my best friend | |
| melissa mahoney | |
| who had once been molested | |
| and she knew how to get there | |
| she knew all the nurses | |
| they were all really friendly | |
| but the test came back positive | |
| oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care | |
| oh i just sent a letter in the mail | |
| when i got my abortion | |
| i brought along my boyfriend | |
| we got there an hour | |
| before the appointment | |
| and outside the building | |
| there were all these annoying | |
| fundamentalist christians | |
| we tried to ignore them | |
| oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care | |
| oasis got my letter in the mail | |
| when vacation was over | |
| the word was all over | |
| that i was a crackwhore | |
| melissa had told them | |
| and so now were not talking | |
| except we have tickets | |
| to see blur in october | |
| and i think were still going | |
| oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care | |
| oh i just got a letter in the mail | |
| oasis sent a photograph | |
| its autographed and everything | |
| melissa's gonna wet herself, i swear |