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'Twas the night before |
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ChristmasWhen all through the house |
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Everybody was stoned |
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Even the mouse |
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Man from the whore house |
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And me from jail |
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I just settled down |
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To get a piece of her tail |
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When all of a sudden |
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I heard such a clatter |
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I tripped on my dick |
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And busted my bladder |
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I went downstairs |
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And what did |
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I see?A fat little red fagget |
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Hangin' from a tree |
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He stuffed the stockings |
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With reefers and beer |
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And a big fat hairy dick |
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For the family queer |
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That's the end of my story |
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Funny wasn't it, ya see? |
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She didn't even |
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She didn't see my thing behind ya |
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Leave ya for this private eye |
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I was there to give 'em near to my |
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Zima zima mommy fah |
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I'm gonna say this |
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Hope it don't offend ya |
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Came to the grizma |
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Give 'em a taste of me |
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Give 'em a little excitement to the damn monkey |
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Your monkey can stay with me |
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Ahh, ahh, ahh |
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Chevy took my brain |
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Same old motherfucker, sucked my dick that day |
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He will never zima zima |
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Never, never not that day |
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I'm really sick of all this excitement |
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Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me |
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Uma zooma nooga dunga |
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You can suck my dick all day |
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One, two, three, four |
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Santa can suck my dick all day |
