| Song | Haircut Economics |
| Artist | Hot Hot Heat |
| Album | Scenes One Through Thirteen |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Tank top bottoms up, you forgot to show up. | |
| Hey man, what's the problem,what's the scene, why are you so mean to me. | |
| All the time, all of the time. | |
| You need roots, just like mine. | |
| Hard to explain, hard to define. | |
| Situations are satisfaction. | |
| Gimme gimme the name and number of the barber that gave you that haircut. | |
| Let me get all talkative, set it straight up, you know | |
| I won't shut up. | |
| Long, longer, longest. | |
| It's just haircut economics. | |
| Don't sell out to those haircut demigods. |