| Deep down underneath the ground | |
| In chambers clotted with the rotting dead | |
| Steaming vats filled with vampire bats, | |
| Tanis root, and decaying heads | |
| The potion made, we disseminate | |
| Spiking thousands of liters of grog | |
| Numbskull to inebriate | |
| Sends you into a heavy metal fog (gang) | |
| I am a numbskull! | |
| I bang heads | |
| Moshing in the graveyard and defiling the dead (gang) | |
| I am a numbskull! | |
| I twist brains | |
| Thrashing 'til we drive you insane | |
| On a cold night in the local pub | |
| An alliance was put to the forge | |
| F.K.U was there with | |
| Lord Gore and | |
| Frightmare | |
| Machetazo, | |
| Haemmorhage, and | |
| Engorged We all toasted with some numbskull, "Here's to waging a metal war!" | |
| The chalices emptied, we took to the stage | |
| To carry out our declaration of gore (gang) | |
| I am a numbskull! | |
| I drink deep | |
| Rot gut consumed by a quartet of creeps (gang) | |
| I am a numbskull! | |
| I infect Drink up, it's time to snap necks | |
| The crowd was amassed at the edge of the pit | |
| Timidly cringing so as not to get hit | |
| The numbskull started kicking in as the bodies were flying through the air | |
| A rictus grin on each face in the crowd, coupled with a psychotic stare | |
| Their skin decayed and fell off in lumps | |
| And hair came out in greasy clumps | |
| Their blood coagulated in their veins | |
| As deafening thrash riffs tore apart their brains | |
| Zombified in the pit, gore addicted misfits | |
| The first band was backstage, they came out and got slayed | |
| Devoured by the undead, gutted and splattered | |
| Unique Leader catalogs were torn up, burned, and scattered (gang chant) | |
| Numbskull! | |
| The show ended in a bloodbath | |
| But nothing dead shall truly dead remain | |
| The doors were opened to release the numbskulls | |
| So they'll infect every poser's brain | |
| I am a numbskull! | |
| I'm unhinged | |
| Murdering and moshing as on rot gut we binge | |
| I am a numbskull! | |
| I am you ' | |
| Cuz you're a fucking numbskull too |