| Well you tried it just for once | |
| Found it alright for kicks | |
| But now you found out | |
| It's a habit that sticks | |
| And you're an orgasm addict | |
| You're an orgasm addict | |
| Sneakin' in the back door | |
| With dirty magazines | |
| And your mother wants to know | |
| "What are those stains on your jeans?" | |
| You're an orgasm addict | |
| You're an orgasm addict | |
| You get in a heat | |
| You get in a sulk | |
| But you still keep on beatin' | |
| Your meat to pulp | |
| And you're an orgasm addict | |
| You're an orgasm addict | |
| You're a kid Cassanova | |
| You're a no-Joseph | |
| It's a labour of love | |
| Fucking yourself to death | |
| Orgasm addict | |
| You're an orgasm addict | |
| You're makin' out with school kids | |
| Winos and heads of state | |
| You've even made it with the lady | |
| Who puts the little plastic Robbins | |
| On the Christmas cakes | |
| Butcher's assistants and bellhops | |
| You've had 'em all here and there | |
| Children of god and their joy strings | |
| International women with no body hair | |
| So you're asking in an alley | |
| And you're voice ain't steady | |
| The sex mechanic's rough | |
| You're more than ready | |
| You're an orgasm addict | |
| You're an orgasm addict | |
| Johnnie want fuckie | |
| All ways and always | |
| He's got the energy | |
| He will amaze | |
| He's an orgasm addict | |
| He's an orgasm addict | |
| He's always at it | |
| He's always at it | |
| And he's an orgasm addict | |
| He's an orgasm addict |