| Late one day as you're sitting awake | |
| How can you sleep with those pills you take? | |
| Rubs your eyes and miss your head | |
| All you have is meat and you're a vegetarian | |
| Put in your key and your car won't start | |
| Your wife just left you and she took the sports car | |
| All alone and it's one of those days | |
| Oh my god you found out your neighbor's gay | |
| Better days that you had | |
| And you blame it on fate | |
| You've got a bitter feeling in the back of your head | |
| And concentration's asleep | |
| How do you do the things you do | |
| And go on living your life? | |
| You beat your kids all the time | |
| And you constantly yell at your wife | |
| You're at work and you lost your check | |
| And the only secretary has lost her head | |
| More ideas wasted over the months | |
| Now a fire's consumed your home | |
| It's all right, you've got your pride | |
| But if I were you I would rather die | |
| It's all right, you've got your work | |
| But if I were you I'd start going to church | |
| Better days that you had | |
| And you blame it on fate | |
| You've got a bitter feeling in the back of your head | |
| And concentration's asleep | |
| How do you do the things you do | |
| And go on living your life? | |
| You beat your kids all the time | |
| And you constantly yell at your wife |