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Let's take the boat out on the bay |
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Forget your job for just one day |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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It might be inappropriate because |
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Either way our band get dropped oh yea |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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But I'd play with fire to break the ice |
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And I'd play with a nuclear device |
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Is it something I'll regret? |
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Why do I want what I can't get? |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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The three-date theory is getting old |
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Everyone is getting left out in the cold |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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So I'll see you with another guy |
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Who pretends not to hear you when you cry oh yea |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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But I'd play with fire to break the ice |
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And I'd play with a nuclear device |
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Is it something I'll regret? |
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Why do I want what I can't get? |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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I'll be moving on |
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Moving on |
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Moving on and on and on |
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Moving on |
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Moving on |
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Moving on and on and on |
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But I'd play with fire to break the ice |
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And I'd play with a nuclear device |
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Is it something I'll regret? |
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Why do I want what I can't get? |
| [02:13.920] |
I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad |
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I wish it didn't have to be so bad (I wish it didn't have to be so bad~~) |
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Tom: You guys want to hear from Satan again |
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Satan: Well hello kids are you enjoying the show so far |
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Chances are you're all going to get laid tonight |
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I want to sleep with every single person here |
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Starting with the retards... Starting... |
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Sorry kids I'm not very funny anymore |
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I'm hanging up How%^@$%^ |
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Hey I just made... |
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Tom: Wait what if we did something like this |
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Hey Satan |
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Satan: Yes Tom |
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Tom: Hey I was just wondering if I was going to get laid tonight |
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Satan: Well no you're not Tom |
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Tom: Why not? |
| [03:23.330] |
Satan: Because your **** is small, dark and ugly |
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Tom: Alright |
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AM I FUNNY OR WHAT!! |
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Mark: Hey uh I want to tell you how it's going to work for the rest of the show here |
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We're going to say that this is our last song and we're going to play |
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And then we're going to walk off stage but we're not even done yet |
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We're going to come back and play two more songs even after that |
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So uh that's how it works you know how it works |
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You go and you see the band play they walk off stage |
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They're all 'Thanks a lot good night' |
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And you know those mother ******* are going to come back and play two more songs anyway so |
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But you know what at least we're straight about it |
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Tom: They call it an encore |
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Mark: yea it's an encore |
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Tom: Encore say it with us kids encore |
