| Dave was dancing in a disco | |
| Like a loser looking for himself | |
| But the strobo was flashing like a gogo | |
| He had to crash on circle number 12 | |
| Richard was searching for his glasses | |
| Like a body looking for the head | |
| His eyes were kicked out by the masses | |
| Sun glasses are very hard to get | |
| Techno man, you've got to do the echo | |
| Techno man, you've got to do the beat | |
| Two sounds are better than one | |
| Aeh, aeh, aeh | |
| Do the techno man | |
| Douglas was fishing for a girlfriend | |
| Like an idiot looking for a fool | |
| But a singer doesn't have to look like Adolf | |
| To be on stage acting very cool | |
| Two sounds are better than one | |
| Why don't you buy another And One? |