| 作曲 : 无 | |
| 作词 : 郭嬴甫 | |
| 二十一世纪年轻女性被告白实录 | |
| 曲:勇者没意见(《恋爱吧!勇者小黄鱼》漫画主题曲) | |
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| 作曲/编曲:小旭音乐-黄龙 | |
| 作词:墨流离 | |
| 演唱:子蘇 | |
| —————————— | |
| 词:郭嬴甫【不该下凡】 | |
| 唱:果子狸【十年言心】 | |
| 后:甜心巧克力 | |
| 美:某木 | |
| 别问我为什么半天都捂着脸 | |
| 我得专心腾跃前空翻接托马斯回旋 | |
| 求你行行好 啊~假装没看见 啊~ | |
| 我们俩简直 就像刚上小学 | |
| 能够磨磨蹭蹭八百年手都不牵 | |
| 却从撸柴犬 到西风漂流平行世界线 | |
| 聊得焚膏继晷要感动苍天 | |
| 幸好苍天 体谅人类的小纠结 | |
| 一口气快进到最终回总算等来“我喜欢你” 喜闻乐见! | |
| 要问我什么时候心思就跑偏 | |
| 就在头一次听你说话笑得疯疯癫癫 | |
| 这个世界无数人陶醉于恋爱成功学 | |
| 但你很特别 除了一颗心 你赤手空拳 | |
| -M- | |
| 相爱是探讨 是坦诚与并肩 | |
| 而非用漂亮话高高在上地敷衍 | |
| 深情是为了 见一面就甘愿披星戴月 | |
| 是万水千山神色依然鲜艳 | |
| 不必顺服 只要认真对视一眼 | |
| 表示无论前路多少磕绊你都将与我一同 寻求开解 | |
| 那些总被诟病以笨拙的体贴 | |
| 往往生由电光间来不及思索的热切 | |
| 既然已决心用最朴质的你与我相见 | |
| 尽管放马来 我会接住你——以赤手空拳 | |
| 尽头是万丈理想和滚滚热血 | |
| 首先要拔足狂奔过一天天柴米油盐 | |
| “体贴的苍天我还有最后三个小心愿: | |
| 要一往无前 要有难同当 要好合百年!” | |
| -E- |
| zuo qu : wu | |
| zuo ci : guo ying fu | |
| er shi yi shi ji nian qing nv xing bei gao bai shi lu | |
| qu: yong zhe mei yi jian lian ai ba! yong zhe xiao huang yu man hua zhu ti qu | |
| zuo qu bian qu: xiao xu yin yue huang long | |
| zuo ci: mo liu li | |
| yan chang: zi su | |
| ci: guo ying fu bu gai xia fan | |
| chang: guo zi li shi nian yan xin | |
| hou: tian xin qiao ke li | |
| mei: mou mu | |
| bie wen wo wei shi me ban tian du wu zhe lian | |
| wo de zhuan xin teng yue qian kong fan jie tuo ma si hui xuan | |
| qiu ni xing xing hao a jia zhuang mei kan jian a | |
| wo men lia jian zhi jiu xiang gang shang xiao xue | |
| neng gou mo mo ceng ceng ba bai nian shou dou bu qian | |
| que cong lu chai quan dao xi feng piao liu ping xing shi jie xian | |
| liao de fen gao ji gui yao gan dong cang tian | |
| xing hao cang tian ti liang ren lei de xiao jiu jie | |
| yi kou qi kuai jin dao zui zhong hui zong suan deng lai" wo xi huan ni" xi wen le jian! | |
| yao wen wo shen me shi hou xin si jiu pao pian | |
| jiu zai tou yi ci ting ni shuo hua xiao de feng feng dian dian | |
| zhe ge shi jie wu shu ren tao zui yu lian ai cheng gong xue | |
| dan ni hen te bie chu le yi ke xin ni chi shou kong quan | |
| M | |
| xiang ai shi tan tao shi tan cheng yu bing jian | |
| er fei yong piao liang hua gao gao zai shang di fu yan | |
| shen qing shi wei le jian yi mian jiu gan yuan pi xing dai yue | |
| shi wan shui qian shan shen se yi ran xian yan | |
| bu bi shun fu zhi yao ren zhen dui shi yi yan | |
| biao shi wu lun qian lu duo shao ke ban ni dou jiang yu wo yi tong xun qiu kai jie | |
| nei xie zong bei gou bing yi ben zhuo de ti tie | |
| wang wang sheng you dian guang jian lai bu ji si suo de re qie | |
| ji ran yi jue xin yong zui pu zhi di ni yu wo xiang jian | |
| jin guan fang ma lai wo hui jie zhu ni yi chi shou kong quan | |
| jin tou shi wan zhang li xiang he gun gun re xue | |
| shou xian yao ba zu kuang ben guo yi tian tian chai mi you yan | |
| " ti tie de cang tian wo hai you zui hou san ge xiao xin yuan: | |
| yao yi wang wu qian yao you nan tong dang yao hao he bai nian!" | |
| E |
| zuò qǔ : wú | |
| zuò cí : guō yíng fǔ | |
| èr shí yī shì jì nián qīng nǚ xìng bèi gào bái shí lù | |
| qū: yǒng zhě méi yì jiàn liàn ài ba! yǒng zhě xiǎo huáng yú màn huà zhǔ tí qū | |
| zuò qǔ biān qǔ: xiǎo xù yīn yuè huáng lóng | |
| zuò cí: mò liú lí | |
| yǎn chàng: zi sū | |
| cí: guō yíng fǔ bù gāi xià fán | |
| chàng: guǒ zǐ lí shí nián yán xīn | |
| hòu: tián xīn qiǎo kè lì | |
| měi: mǒu mù | |
| bié wèn wǒ wèi shí me bàn tiān dū wǔ zhe liǎn | |
| wǒ dé zhuān xīn téng yuè qián kōng fān jiē tuō mǎ sī huí xuán | |
| qiú nǐ xíng xíng hǎo a jiǎ zhuāng méi kàn jiàn a | |
| wǒ men liǎ jiǎn zhí jiù xiàng gāng shàng xiǎo xué | |
| néng gòu mó mó cèng cèng bā bǎi nián shǒu dōu bù qiān | |
| què cóng lū chái quǎn dào xī fēng piāo liú píng xíng shì jiè xiàn | |
| liáo dé fén gāo jì guǐ yào gǎn dòng cāng tiān | |
| xìng hǎo cāng tiān tǐ liàng rén lèi de xiǎo jiū jié | |
| yī kǒu qì kuài jìn dào zuì zhōng huí zǒng suàn děng lái" wǒ xǐ huān nǐ" xǐ wén lè jiàn! | |
| yào wèn wǒ shén me shí hòu xīn sī jiù pǎo piān | |
| jiù zài tóu yī cì tīng nǐ shuō huà xiào dé fēng fēng diān diān | |
| zhè gè shì jiè wú shù rén táo zuì yú liàn ài chéng gōng xué | |
| dàn nǐ hěn tè bié chú le yī kē xīn nǐ chì shǒu kōng quán | |
| M | |
| xiāng ài shì tàn tǎo shì tǎn chéng yǔ bìng jiān | |
| ér fēi yòng piào liàng huà gāo gāo zài shàng dì fū yǎn | |
| shēn qíng shì wèi le jiàn yī miàn jiù gān yuàn pī xīng dài yuè | |
| shì wàn shuǐ qiān shān shén sè yī rán xiān yàn | |
| bù bì shùn fú zhǐ yào rèn zhēn duì shì yī yǎn | |
| biǎo shì wú lùn qián lù duō shǎo kē bàn nǐ dōu jiāng yǔ wǒ yī tóng xún qiú kāi jiě | |
| nèi xiē zǒng bèi gòu bìng yǐ bèn zhuō de tǐ tiē | |
| wǎng wǎng shēng yóu diàn guāng jiān lái bù jí sī suǒ de rè qiè | |
| jì rán yǐ jué xīn yòng zuì pǔ zhì dì nǐ yǔ wǒ xiāng jiàn | |
| jǐn guǎn fàng mǎ lái wǒ huì jiē zhù nǐ yǐ chì shǒu kōng quán | |
| jìn tóu shì wàn zhàng lǐ xiǎng hé gǔn gǔn rè xuè | |
| shǒu xiān yào bá zú kuáng bēn guò yì tiān tiān chái mǐ yóu yán | |
| " tǐ tiē de cāng tiān wǒ hái yǒu zuì hòu sān ge xiǎo xīn yuàn: | |
| yào yī wǎng wú qián yào yǒu nán tóng dāng yāo hǎo hé bǎi nián!" | |
| E |