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Kung Fu, do what you do to me |
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I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy |
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Full on, I moved to Hong Kong |
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With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong |
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I think it's strange |
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He's friends with Fu Manchu |
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And he thinks he knows you |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
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Oh, Daniel-san made in Thailand |
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Come on, Jackie Chan |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
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Last night, Jackie Chan came 'round |
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I played pool with him and we hung out |
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Mr. Miagi and the X-Men |
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Called in for a while as well |
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I think it's strange |
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He's friends with Fu Manchu |
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And he thinks he knows you |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
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Oh, Daniel-san, made in Thailand |
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Come on, Jackie Chan |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
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Gary Glitter |
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Scooby Doo |
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Rock McMurray |
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And last, but not least |
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Ladies and gentleman |
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I give you |
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Johnny Wong |
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Kung Fu, do what you do to me |
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I can't live without my kung fu movies |
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'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road' |
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My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed |
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Oh, I think it's strange |
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He's friends with Fu Manchu |
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And he thinks he knows you |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
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Oh, Daniel-san, made in Thailand |
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Come on, Jackie Chan |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
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I think it's strange |
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He's friends with Fu Manchu |
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And he's in love with you |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
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Oh, Daniel-san, made in Thailand |
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Come on, Jackie Chan |
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Uh uh uh uh uh oh |
