Drama [Just A Friend] Lyrics

Song	Drama [Just A Friend]
Artist	Fling Posse
Artist	麻天狼
Album	Fling Posse VS 麻天狼
Download	Image LRC TXT

[00:00.00]	嗯？帝统？明明就住在隔壁为什么要打电话？
[00:07.50]	哔♪喂？
[00:10.00]	噢噢幻太郎！实在不好意思能不能来接我一下？
[00:14.50]	接你…？你不在自己房里吗？
[00:18.00]	刚才有点事出门了一趟现在回不去了…所以快来我告诉你的地点接我吧！
[00:26.00]	哎呀哎呀我明白了你在哪儿呢？
[00:29.50]	帮大忙啦！地点是…
[00:36.20]	算了既然是所谓「回不去」的状态我大概能想象到为什么了…
[00:47.20]	喂——幻太郎！我在这儿！哎呀帮大忙啦~
[00:54.00]	哼~我已经有心理准备没想到实际情况更惨啊…帝统为什么你只穿着一条内裤拿着催眠麦克呢？
[01:05.70]	这是个好问题！这可真是说者伤心闻者流泪的历险记啊！
[01:10.20]	啊那我还是不听了多半是你赌输后被人扒了衣服吧不过还好没有把麦克当成赌资
[01:18.00]	为啥你会知道…！你是超能力者吗！
[01:21.50]	回答正确我就是超能力系的哦！
[01:24.70]	但凡了解你的人看到你现在这副德行 100人里有100个都能明白是怎么回事吧顺便问一句这可疑的地方是哪里啊？
[01:36.00]	这里是违法赌场呀！
[01:39.00]	不你这么自豪地说起违法也真是…话说回来明明我们都是初来乍到亏你能找到这种地方啊
[01:47.20]	我的特技就是无论在什么地方都能找到赌场
[01:52.50]	真是完全无用的特技呢ww然后呢我来接你了你想让我干什么？穿成这样可不能上街
[02:01.70]	啊哈哈哈哈哈！（跪）求您了！请借我点钱吧——！
[02:11.20]	诶？你说什么？
[02:13.00]	求您了！请借我！一点钱吧——！
[02:18.70]	再说一遍？
[02:24.20]	我早就料到是这个结果姑且准备了一些钱总之你先别下跪太丢人了
[02:33.00]	感、感激不尽…
[02:36.50]	嗯只要把衣服赎回来就好了吧？
[02:40.20]	不只要再赌一把我应该就能赢个大逆转！借我10万吧！
[02:47.50]	唉…小生去赎衣服了
[02:52.20]	怎、怎么这样…
[03:00.00]	唉…今天发生了这么多事好累啊…
[03:07.50]	为了明天养精蓄锐快点睡吧…
[03:10.20]	（敲门声）
[03:11.70]	唉！来了我这就来开门
[03:18.50]	（开门）呀~独步君！一起喝一杯吧！
[03:22.70]	一二三！你这幅打扮是…？
[03:25.70]	啊哈哈！我怎么可能穿着一般的衣服在满是女性的中王区繁华街上随便溜达呢！那必须是带着西服来的！
[03:37.20]	不…你一脸骄傲地说这种话也没用啊…
[03:41.80]	闲话不说了我们去喝一杯吧？中王区的小猫咪们正在翘首盼着我！
[03:49.40]	唉…我很累了…让我睡吧…呜？！呜呃啊啊？！
[03:55.10]	很累？！这可不行我们必须为了明天养足精神才行！
[04:01.70]	所以你只要让我睡就好了…
[04:04.50]	无需担忧我会让今夜变成美妙的夜晚的~来！出发吧！
[04:10.10]	啊啊啊别、别拉我啊！还有至少让我换身衣服吧——
[04:17.10]	哈哈哈哈哈
[04:26.40]	呐一二三我们出去喝酒不需要叫上医生一起吗？
[04:32.40]	你这话说的真有趣你难道想和医生一起喝酒吗？
[04:38.00]	呃！呜…这还是…
[04:43.00]	对吧？虽然我很敬爱医生但和他一起喝酒还是免了
[04:50.00]	是啊…我懂了
[04:53.70]	哦！刚好发现那边有两只小猫咪！
[04:59.40]	无论看多少遍都觉得穿上西服的他判若两人啊…
[05:06.70]	不好意思可以稍微打扰一下吗？
[05:11.00]	啊…什么事？
[05:12.50]	咦、咦？这人不是麻天狼的伊奘冉一二三先生吗？！
[05:17.40]	诶？啊！真的啊！
[05:19.20]	啊…我感到非常荣幸您居然能认出我
[05:25.20]	明天的地区对战我们会去为您加油的！
[05:28.80]	谢谢！我非常开心！如果要为我加油的话为了明日之战今夜能否与我度过美妙的夜晚呢？
[05:38.10]	当、当然！乐意之至！！！
[05:41.50]	哈哈~我有种预感今夜会成为最美妙的夜晚
[05:48.80]	诶？！独步君也在！！！
[05:51.40]	诶？！独步…君？？？
[05:54.40]	啊啊啊！真的诶！我们被一二三和独步君搭讪了耶！
[06:00.80]	什、什么…为什么她们会知道我是谁？！
[06:04.50]	咦…那边的人莫非是…
[06:07.80]	一二三和独步君吗？！
[06:09.80]	我们去搭个话吧！
[06:11.80]	喂、喂…！一二三…！不是我的错觉吧女性们好像正在逐渐包围我们…
[06:17.20]	啊哈哈大家我爱你们哦☆
[06:22.70]	啊啊啊啊啊啊❤
[06:25.00]	喂喂真是让人头疼的小猫咪们呀你们一拥而上我也分身乏术哦
[06:33.00]	啊啊啊——快、快跑啊一二三！
[06:37.50]	啊哈哈！受欢迎的男人真是不好当呢！
[06:48.40]	呀~得救了！托您的福我的独一件赎回来了！
[06:53.80]	真是的服了你了每次看你的行动都不会觉得腻呢下次就让我写一部以你为主人公的小说吧作为交换你欠小生的钱就一笔勾销了
[07:07.10]	真的吗？！尽情写吧！我会全力配合你的！
[07:11.40]	嘛当然是骗你的啦
[07:13.40]	什么嘛！让我空欢喜一场…
[07:16.70]	哈哈不过要写以你为主人公的小说不是骗你的哦
[07:23.40]	哦！写完让我读一读哦期待你的大作！
[07:28.70]	我会努力写成有趣的小说的嗯…话说回来是我的错觉吗？从刚刚开始就一直感到来自周围的视线…
[07:40.70]	啊…我也有这种感觉
[07:42.50]	对吧？到底怎么回…嗯？那边传来了大叫…
[07:52.10]	呼、呼、啊啊啊啊——怎么人越来越多啊？！
[07:58.20]	哈、哈哈！我的小猫咪们~你们一拥而上的话就说不成话了呀一个一个来…
[08:07.70]	这家伙一直这样…我真是…受不了了啊啊啊啊啊——
[08:15.20]	带头跑的人不是麻天狼的家伙们吗？
[08:20.70]	说的是呢…我有一种非常不妙的预感…
[08:26.10]	那边的人不是Fling Posse的帝统和梦野老师吗？！
[08:30.70]	真的诶！那是不是乱数酱也在附近呢？
[08:36.10]	咿——前面的人请让开——！！
[08:41.10]	是、是不是赶紧逃跑比较好啊幻太郎？嗯？幻太郎？…不对人呢？！话说你什么时候跑了那么老远啊！
[08:50.70]	喂！等等我啊！
[08:54.70]	对、对不起——！！！
[08:56.70]	你真心想道歉的话就不要往这个方向跑啊——！！！
[09:00.50]	啊哈哈我是一个多么罪孽深重的男人啊！
[09:18.00]	究、究竟是怎么回事啊…
[09:22.00]	真的很对不住…
[09:27.50]	那么请给我们一个解释吧
[09:33.00]	我、我不太了解具体情况似乎女性们都很熟悉我们突然就追着我们到处跑…
[09:44.50]	这算什么…我们可没做什么坏事对吧幻太郎？
[09:49.00]	我记得方才某人还说过「违法」之类的词吧…先不管这个看起来她们并不是因为恶意而追逐我们不如说是怀着相当的好意…
[10:03.10]	啊哈哈！居然舍弃了那么多小猫咪们的求爱我身为牛郎的名声要受损了！
[10:11.00]	那种无聊的玩意随便怎么损都无所谓！好了现在没有女性快把外套脱掉啦！
[10:18.40]	啊！独步~~~把外套还我嘛！如果不把西装件套穿齐我就无法进入牛郎模式啦~~~
[10:30.40]	好吵！回宾馆之前这件外套都由我来保管！
[10:34.50]	切~
[10:36.70]	这位朋友突然像变了个人呢
[10:40.80]	诶？「这位朋友」是指我嘛？
[10:44.40]	只要你插一脚事情就会变得复杂起来给我乖一点！
[10:49.20]	诶~可我知道为什么会变成这样哦~
[10:55.10]	真假？到底怎么回事？
[10:58.70]	刚才我问过医生了他说参与地区对战的代表选手会拥有偶像一般的人气所以让我们小心一点呢
[11:08.70]	什么鬼
[11:09.00]	啊啊~原来如此啊~麻吕也不小心忘记了呢~
[11:16.80]	我也记得有这么回事不过我当时没想到自己居然也能成为其中一员就把这事给忘了
[11:25.50]	一二三…你明明知道为什么还要去搭讪啊？！
[11:31.40]	嘿嘿…我听医生说完就怕得要命本想着穿上西服冷静一下然而牛郎模式的我怎么可能放过如此好事呢！于是就…
[11:44.50]	唉…啊…又来了…又发生这种事了…永远永远都是这样…只要与一二三的所作所为扯上关系一定没有什么好下场…不…是明知如此却还被卷进来的我自己不好…没错…一定是这样…我真是个…无可救药的男人啊…
[12:10.10]	啊哈哈！独步！虽然不知道发生了啥不过DON’T MIND~
[12:14.00]	-你还有脸说！！！-嘿嘿…哈哈哈…
[12:19.80]	这、这俩人什么情况啊！
[12:21.80]	算了你们内部争吵我倒是无所谓但如果不对遭受池鱼之殃的我们道歉我就不能接受了~
[12:30.70]	啊…！今日的事实在对不住二位了…！快一二三都是你不好快点鞠躬道歉啊！
[12:39.50]	好嘞好嘞~歉抱歉抱~
[12:42.10]	嗯？话说这家伙的打扮超好笑的诶！什么啊以为自己是过去的书生吗？敢问您来自什么年代啊？
[12:52.70]	不好意思您方才说什么？
[12:56.70]	现在早就不流行这种风格了还是换掉比较好哦！这是一二三我的忠告哦~
[13:05.00]	你…又懂我的什么？
[13:08.40]	诶？声音太小我听不见~
[13:13.00]	呼…………
[13:19.20]	喂、喂…幻太郎你没事吧？从没见过你这种神情啊…
[13:25.00]	呵…说什么呢帝统…吾…麻吕…某…我…与平时…别无二致哦？
[13:39.00]	喂喂！和平时完全不一样好吧！
[13:42.70]	抱歉只要一和这件衣服扯上关系我就…
[13:47.70]	衣服？
[13:48.20]	嗯…有点渊源…
[13:50.20]	啊咧咧？你也注意到自己的衣服过时啦？
[13:55.10]	……！你这混蛋…！
[13:58.00]	喂你丫！给我闭嘴！每个人都有一些不堪回首的过去吧而你现在却在践踏这些过去！
[14:08.40]	哈啊？！你说什…
[14:10.50]	（独步打一二三）
[14:10.50]	疼！你干嘛啦独步！
[14:13.10]	对对对对不起…这家伙神经大条说了相当失礼的话你也快点鞠躬谢罪啊！
[14:24.70]	什么嘛我明明善良地忠告他啊~
[14:28.20]	啊？你以为只要本意善良就能信口胡说了吗？并不是好吗！朋友的底线被人侮辱我才不是那种闭嘴旁观的人！
[14:42.50]	那就…抱歉了…
[14:45.70]	哼！真让人恶心
[14:48.00]	今日给二位添了诸多麻烦我在这里一并向您道歉了…
[14:53.40]	喂！
[14:54.00]	咿！
[14:54.70]	你从刚才就一直在低头鞠躬这么频繁的低头根本体现不出任何诚意！
[15:03.40]	对不起、对不起、对不起…！
[15:07.40]	帝统感谢你为我而怒现在轮到你需要冷静了
[15:16.40]	嘁！
[15:20.10]	真、真的对不…
[15:24.10]	你那比对子更廉价的谢罪就随便对哪只狗说去吧！(※对子是扑克中最弱的牌种)
[15:29.10]	所以说你们这些上班族啊不要以为只要道歉就能解决所有问题！话说像你这种毫无自尊而言的家伙反正也是公司的累赘吧！
[15:42.80]	啊…呵呵…说的…是啊…正如…您所言…
[15:55.70]	（一二三开麦）
[16:00.70]	即使我没有立场说这种话然而正因如此我才更要说…
[16:08.50]	你又懂独步的什么啊？！这家伙可是拼了命地在工作啊！而对此一无所知的你不许不懂装懂地评价他！
[16:19.50]	哈！有趣！我接受你的挑战！
[16:23.40]	唉没办法归根结底也是我的责任
[16:30.00]	一二三…！唉…只能…比了吗？
[16:36.70]	开始咯！
[16:39.80]	♪你懂个屁退一百步也不要装作很懂独步♪
[16:43.50]	♪他开启这个模式我便无能为力♪
[16:45.50]	♪穿土爆的衣服出门就会掉进粪坑♪
[16:47.40]	♪话说得有些过分实在是非常抱歉这就是上班族STYLE的战斗方式永远注视着脚下的险途♪
[16:53.70]	♪区区你们根本无法涉足的街道麻天狼♪
[16:57.70]	呜哇…
[16:59.70]	麻天狼找到了些不错的家伙呢
[17:01.70]	即使性格怪异却有真本事呢
[17:05.70]	嘿嘿这就投降了？也没什么了不起的嘛
[17:09.70]	哈！真敢说啊！接下来就轮到我们了！
[17:13.70]	（帝统开麦）
[17:18.50]	那么我们开始吧？
[17:22.50]	（幻太郎开麦）
[17:26.10]	♪YO！我们是涉谷的代表即将胜利的新宿KILLER参上♪
[17:30.10]	♪对局之中♪
[17:30.70]	♪一口气颠覆局势一个眼神定乾坤变成我们家的♪
[17:32.70]	♪个人秀♪
[17:33.20]	♪胜利的故事♪
[17:34.20]	♪将所有言语♪
[17:34.00]	♪写下！
[17:34.50]	♪说出！♪
[17:35.40]	♪这首诗已诵毕♪
[17:35.70]	♪阁下！♪
[17:36.10]	♪简直像没有人情味的曲山人(※曲山人是江户时期的人情本作者)就是个大悲剧你们没有万分之一的♪
[17:38.80]	♪胜利之希望♪
[17:40.80]	呃啊…！
[17:42.80]	还没完…！
[17:47.00]	啊啊他们在这里大家在这边哦！
[17:52.10]	啊！女人…！独步给我、给我外套啊！
[17:57.50]	不行！一穿这个你就会给我惹麻烦！
[18:02.80]	看来到此为止了啊
[18:04.50]	是这样呢（关麦）
[18:07.10]	这场胜负明天一定会决出！
[18:11.80]	哼！这是我们的台词！拜啦！
[18:22.50]	总之已经没有人在追了吧
[18:26.40]	啊~~~累死老子了！
[18:28.70]	是啊
[18:30.00]	啊啊饿死了！今天我身无分文啥都没吃…
[18:35.20]	呵真是的今天我就破例请你吃饭吧
[18:40.40]	啊？这又是你最擅长的谎言吧肯定
[18:45.00]	不这次不是谎言哦
[18:48.40]	哦？！真假？！太好啦！
[18:51.40]	毕竟我想为刚才的事向你道谢呢…
[18:55.00]	啊？你说了啥吗？
[18:56.80]	呵…我什么都没说我们走吧
[19:01.10]	哦！
[19:11.00]	哈啊…跑到这里应该就没问题了吧
[19:15.00]	哈啊…是啊！………………呐一二三…
[19:27.00]	啊？干嘛啊？
[19:28.70]	那个…刚才抱歉了
[19:32.00]	抱歉？你做了什么需要向我道歉的事吗？
[19:37.20]	不是你为我发火了吧？该怎么说呢…有种被你拯救了的感觉
[19:46.20]	哈哈哈哈！
[19:48.10]	疼、好疼疼疼！
[19:50.50]	笨蛋！不用啦！咱俩多少年的交情呀！
[19:57.00]	抱歉…你能这样说…真的帮了我很大的忙
[20:01.50]	不过有一点你还是要改
[20:06.00]	嗯？是什么？
[20:08.50]	独步「抱歉」已经成为你的口头禅了还是改掉比较好哦！
[20:13.70]	啊啊…抱歉…
[20:17.00]	你看吧？
[20:18.80]	看来你说对了…我会注意的
[20:21.00]	嗯虽然我觉得很难改掉就是了…
[20:23.50]	诶？
[20:24.80]	没什么啦！好！我肚子饿了我们去吃饭吧！你请客！
[20:32.00]	好吧…我请
[20:35.40]	太好啦！那我要吃不回转的那种高级寿司！
[20:38.80]	高级？！我这么低薪请不起的啦！
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[00:26.00]	ai ya ai ya wo ming bai le ni zai na er ne?
[00:29.50]	bang da mang la! di dian shi
[00:36.20]	suan le ji ran shi suo wei hui bu qu de zhuang tai wo da gai neng xiang xiang dao wei shi me le
[00:47.20]	wei huan tai lang! wo zai zhe er! ai ya bang da mang la
[00:54.00]	heng wo yi jing you xin li zhun bei mei xiang dao shi ji qing kuang geng can a di tong wei shi me ni zhi chuan zhe yi tiao nei ku na zhe cui mian mai ke ne?
[01:05.70]	zhe shi ge hao wen ti! zhe ke zhen shi shuo zhe shang xin wen zhe liu lei de li xian ji a!
[01:10.20]	a na wo hai shi bu ting le duo ban shi ni du shu hou bei ren ba le yi fu ba bu guo hai hao mei you ba mai ke dang cheng du zi
[01:18.00]	wei sha ni hui zhi dao! ni shi chao neng li zhe ma!
[01:21.50]	hui da zheng que wo jiu shi chao neng li xi de o!
[01:24.70]	dan fan liao jie ni de ren kan dao ni xian zai zhe fu de xing 100 ren li you 100 ge dou neng ming bai shi zen me hui shi ba shun bian wen yi ju zhe ke yi de di fang shi na li a?
[01:36.00]	zhe li shi wei fa du chang ya!
[01:39.00]	bu ni zhe me zi hao di shuo qi wei fa ye zhen shi hua shuo hui lai ming ming wo men dou shi chu lai zha dao kui ni neng zhao dao zhe zhong di fang a
[01:47.20]	wo de te ji jiu shi wu lun zai shen me di fang dou neng zhao dao du chang
[01:52.50]	zhen shi wan quan wu yong de te ji ne ww ran hou ne wo lai jie ni le ni xiang rang wo gan shen me? chuan cheng zhe yang ke bu neng shang jie
[02:01.70]	a ha ha ha ha ha! gui qiu nin le! qing jie wo dian qian ba!
[02:11.20]	ei? ni shuo shi mo?
[02:13.00]	qiu nin le! qing jie wo! yi dian qian ba!
[02:18.70]	zai shuo yi bian?
[02:24.20]	wo zao jiu liao dao shi zhe ge jie guo gu qie zhun bei le yi xie qian zong zhi ni xian bie xia gui tai diu ren le
[02:33.00]	gan gan ji bu jin
[02:36.50]	zhi yao ba yi fu shu hui lai jiu hao le ba?
[02:40.20]	bu zhi yao zai du yi ba wo ying gai jiu neng ying ge da ni zhuan! jie wo 10 wan ba!
[02:47.50]	ai xiao sheng qu shu yi fu le
[02:52.20]	zen zen me zhe yang
[03:00.00]	ai jin tian fa sheng le zhe me duo shi hao lei a
[03:07.50]	wei le ming tian yang jing xu rui kuai dian shui ba
[03:10.20]	qiao men sheng
[03:11.70]	ai! lai le wo zhe jiu lai kai men
[03:18.50]	kai men ya du bu jun! yi qi he yi bei ba!
[03:22.70]	yi er san! ni zhe fu da ban shi?
[03:25.70]	a ha ha! wo zen me ke neng chuan zhe yi ban de yi fu zai man shi nv xing de zhong wang qu fan hua jie shang sui bian liu da ne! na bi xu shi dai zhe xi fu lai de!
[03:37.20]	bu ni yi lian jiao ao di shuo zhe zhong hua ye mei yong a
[03:41.80]	xian hua bu shuo le wo men qu he yi bei ba? zhong wang qu de xiao mao mi men zheng zai qiao shou pan zhe wo!
[03:49.40]	ai wo hen lei le rang wo shui ba wu?! wu e a a?!
[03:55.10]	hen lei?! zhe ke bu xing wo men bi xu wei le ming tian yang zu jing shen cai xing!
[04:01.70]	suo yi ni zhi yao rang wo shui jiu hao le
[04:04.50]	wu xu dan you wo hui rang jin ye bian cheng mei miao de ye wan de lai! chu fa ba!
[04:10.10]	a a a bie bie la wo a! hai you zhi shao rang wo huan shen yi fu ba
[04:17.10]	ha ha ha ha ha
[04:26.40]	na yi er san wo men chu qu he jiu bu xu yao jiao shang yi sheng yi qi ma?
[04:32.40]	ni zhe hua shuo di zhen you qu ni nan dao xiang he yi sheng yi qi he jiu ma?
[04:38.00]	e! wu zhe hai shi
[04:43.00]	dui ba? sui ran wo hen jing ai yi sheng dan he ta yi qi he jiu hai shi mian le
[04:50.00]	shi a wo dong le
[04:53.70]	o! gang hao fa xian na bian you liang zhi xiao mao mi!
[04:59.40]	wu lun kan duo shao bian dou jue de chuan shang xi fu de ta pan ruo liang ren a
[05:06.70]	bu hao yi si ke yi shao wei da rao yi xia ma?
[05:11.00]	a shen me shi?
[05:12.50]	yi yi? zhe ren bu shi ma tian lang de yi zang ran yi er san xian sheng ma?!
[05:17.40]	ei? a! zhen de a!
[05:19.20]	a wo gan dao fei chang rong xing nin ju ran neng ren chu wo
[05:25.20]	ming tian de di qu dui zhan wo men hui qu wei nin jia you de!
[05:28.80]	xie xie! wo fei chang kai xin! ru guo yao wei wo jia you de hua wei le ming ri zhi zhan jin ye neng fou yu wo du guo mei miao de ye wan ne?
[05:38.10]	dang dang ran! le yi zhi zhi!!!
[05:41.50]	ha ha wo you zhong yu gan jin ye hui cheng wei zui mei miao de ye wan
[05:48.80]	ei?! du bu jun ye zai!!!
[05:51.40]	ei?! du bu jun???
[05:54.40]	a a a! zhen de ei! wo men bei yi er san he du bu jun da shan le ye!
[06:00.80]	shen shen me wei shi me ta men hui zhi dao wo shi shui?!
[06:04.50]	yi na bian de ren mo fei shi
[06:07.80]	yi er san he du bu jun ma?!
[06:09.80]	wo men qu da ge hua ba!
[06:11.80]	wei wei! yi er san! bu shi wo de cuo jue ba nv xing men hao xiang zheng zai zhu jian bao wei wo men
[06:17.20]	a ha ha da jia wo ai ni men o
[06:22.70]	a a a a a a
[06:25.00]	wei wei zhen shi rang ren tou teng de xiao mao mi men ya ni men yi yong er shang wo ye fen shen fa shu o
[06:33.00]	a a a kuai kuai pao a yi er san!
[06:37.50]	a ha ha! shou huan ying de nan ren zhen shi bu hao dang ne!
[06:48.40]	ya de jiu le! tuo nin de fu wo de du yi jian shu hui lai le!
[06:53.80]	zhen shi de fu le ni le mei ci kan ni de xing dong dou bu hui jue de ni ne xia ci jiu rang wo xie yi bu yi ni wei zhu ren gong de xiao shuo ba zuo wei jiao huan ni qian xiao sheng de qian jiu yi bi gou xiao le
[07:07.10]	zhen de ma?! jin qing xie ba! wo hui quan li pei he ni de!
[07:11.40]	ma dang ran shi pian ni de la
[07:13.40]	shen me ma! rang wo kong huan xi yi chang
[07:16.70]	ha ha bu guo yao xie yi ni wei zhu ren gong de xiao shuo bu shi pian ni de o
[07:23.40]	o! xie wan rang wo du yi du o qi dai ni de da zuo!
[07:28.70]	wo hui nu li xie cheng you qu de xiao shuo de hua shuo hui lai shi wo de cuo jue ma? cong gang gang kai shi jiu yi zhi gan dao lai zi zhou wei de shi xian
[07:40.70]	a wo ye you zhe zhong gan jue
[07:42.50]	dui ba? dao di zen me hui ? na bian chuan lai le da jiao
[07:52.10]	hu hu a a a a zen me ren yue lai yue duo a?!
[07:58.20]	ha ha ha! wo de xiao mao mi men ni men yi yong er shang de hua jiu shuo bu cheng hua le ya yi ge yi ge lai
[08:07.70]	zhe jia huo yi zhi zhe yang wo zhen shi shou bu liao le a a a a a
[08:15.20]	dai tou pao de ren bu shi ma tian lang de jia huo men ma?
[08:20.70]	shuo de shi ne wo you yi zhong fei chang bu miao de yu gan
[08:26.10]	na bian de ren bu shi Fling Posse de di tong he meng ye lao shi ma?!
[08:30.70]	zhen de ei! na shi bu shi luan shu jiang ye zai fu jin ne?
[08:36.10]	yi qian mian di ren qing rang kai!!
[08:41.10]	shi shi bu shi gan jin tao pao bi jiao hao a huan tai lang? ? huan tai lang? bu dui ren ne?! hua shuo ni shen me shi hou pao le na me lao yuan a!
[08:50.70]	wei! deng deng wo a!
[08:54.70]	dui dui bu qi!!!
[08:56.70]	ni zhen xin xiang dao qian de hua jiu bu yao wang zhe ge fang xiang pao a!!!
[09:00.50]	a ha ha wo shi yi ge duo me zui nie shen zhong de nan ren a!
[09:18.00]	jiu jiu jing shi zen me hui shi a
[09:22.00]	zhen de hen dui bu zhu
[09:27.50]	na me qing gei wo men yi ge jie shi ba
[09:33.00]	wo wo bu tai liao jie ju ti qing kuang si hu nv xing men dou hen shu xi wo men tu ran jiu zhui zhe wo men dao chu pao
[09:44.50]	zhe suan shen me wo men ke mei zuo shi mo huai shi dui ba huan tai lang?
[09:49.00]	wo ji de fang cai mou ren hai shuo guo wei fa zhi lei de ci ba xian bu guan zhe ge kan qi lai ta men bing bu shi yin wei e yi er zhui zhu wo men bu ru shuo shi huai zhe xiang dang de hao yi
[10:03.10]	a ha ha! ju ran she qi le na me duo xiao mao mi men de qiu ai wo shen wei niu lang de ming sheng yao shou sun le!
[10:11.00]	na zhong wu liao de wan yi sui bian zen me sun dou wu suo wei! hao le xian zai mei you nv xing kuai ba wai tao tuo diao la!
[10:18.40]	a! du bu ba wai tao hai wo ma! ru guo bu ba xi zhuang jian tao chuan qi wo jiu wu fa jin ru niu lang mo shi la
[10:30.40]	hao chao! hui bin guan zhi qian zhe jian wai tao dou you wo lai bao guan!
[10:34.50]	qie
[10:36.70]	zhe wei peng you tu ran xiang bian le ge ren ne
[10:40.80]	ei? zhe wei peng you shi zhi wo ma?
[10:44.40]	zhi yao ni cha yi jiao shi qing jiu hui bian de fu za qi lai gei wo guai yi dian!
[10:49.20]	ei ke wo zhi dao wei shi me hui bian cheng zhe yang o
[10:55.10]	zhen jia? dao di zen me hui shi?
[10:58.70]	gang cai wo wen guo yi sheng le ta shuo can yu di qu dui zhan de dai biao xuan shou hui yong you ou xiang yi ban de ren qi suo yi rang wo men xiao xin yi dian ne
[11:08.70]	shen me gui
[11:09.00]	a a yuan lai ru ci a ma lv ye bu xiao xin wang ji le ne
[11:16.80]	wo ye ji de you zhe me hui shi bu guo wo dang shi mei xiang dao zi ji ju ran ye neng cheng wei qi zhong yi yuan jiu ba zhe shi gei wang le
[11:25.50]	yi er san ni ming ming zhi dao wei shi me hai yao qu da shan a?!
[11:31.40]	hei hei wo ting yi sheng shuo wan jiu pa de yao ming ben xiang zhe chuan shang xi fu leng jing yi xia ran er niu lang mo shi de wo zen me ke neng fang guo ru ci hao shi ne! yu shi jiu
[11:44.50]	ai a you lai le you fa sheng zhe zhong shi le yong yuan yong yuan dou shi zhe yang zhi yao yu yi er san de suo zuo suo wei che shang guan xi yi ding mei you shen me hao xia chang bu shi ming zhi ru ci que hai bei juan jin lai de wo zi ji bu hao mei cuo yi ding shi zhe yang wo zhen shi ge wu ke jiu yao de nan ren a
[12:10.10]	a ha ha! du bu! sui ran bu zhi dao fa sheng le sha bu guo DON' T MIND
[12:14.00]	ni hai you lian shuo!!! hei hei ha ha ha
[12:19.80]	zhe zhe lia ren shen me qing kuang a!
[12:21.80]	suan le ni men nei bu zheng chao wo dao shi wu suo wei dan ru guo bu dui zao shou chi yu zhi yang de wo men dao qian wo jiu bu neng jie shou le
[12:30.70]	a! jin ri de shi shi zai dui bu zhu er wei le! kuai yi er san dou shi ni bu hao kuai dian ju gong dao qian a!
[12:39.50]	hao lei hao lei qian bao qian bao
[12:42.10]	? hua shuo zhe jia huo de da ban chao hao xiao de ei! shen me a yi wei zi ji shi guo qu de shu sheng ma? gan wen nin lai zi shen me nian dai a?
[12:52.70]	bu hao yi si nin fang cai shuo shi mo?
[12:56.70]	xian zai zao jiu bu liu xing zhe zhong feng ge le hai shi huan diao bi jiao hao o! zhe shi yi er san wo de zhong gao o
[13:05.00]	ni you dong wo de shen me?
[13:08.40]	ei? sheng yin tai xiao wo ting bu jian
[13:13.00]	hu
[13:19.20]	wei wei huan tai lang ni mei shi ba? cong mei jian guo ni zhe zhong shen qing a
[13:25.00]	a shuo shi mo ne di tong wu ma lv mou wo yu ping shi bie wu er zhi o?
[13:39.00]	wei wei! he ping shi wan quan bu yi yang hao ba!
[13:42.70]	bao qian zhi yao yi he zhe jian yi fu che shang guan xi wo jiu
[13:47.70]	yi fu?
[13:48.20]	you dian yuan yuan
[13:50.20]	a lie lie? ni ye zhu yi dao zi ji de yi fu guo shi la?
[13:55.10]	! ni zhe hun dan!
[13:58.00]	wei ni ya! gei wo bi zui! mei ge ren dou you yi xie bu kan hui shou de guo qu ba er ni xian zai que zai jian ta zhei xie guo qu!
[14:08.40]	ha a?! ni shuo shi
[14:10.50]	du bu da yi er san
[14:10.50]	teng! ni gan ma la du bu!
[14:13.10]	dui dui dui dui bu qi zhe jia huo shen jing da tiao shuo le xiang dang shi li de hua ni ye kuai dian ju gong xie zui a!
[14:24.70]	shen me ma wo ming ming shan liang di zhong gao ta a
[14:28.20]	a? ni yi wei zhi yao ben yi shan liang jiu neng xin kou hu shuo le ma? bing bu shi hao ma! peng you de di xian bei ren wu ru wo cai bu shi na zhong bi zui pang guan de ren!
[14:42.50]	na jiu bao qian le
[14:45.70]	heng! zhen rang ren e xin
[14:48.00]	jin ri gei er wei tian le zhu duo ma fan wo zai zhe li yi bing xiang nin dao qian le
[14:53.40]	wei!
[14:54.00]	yi!
[14:54.70]	ni cong gang cai jiu yi zhi zai di tou ju gong zhe me pin fan de di tou gen ben ti xian bu chu ren he cheng yi!
[15:03.40]	dui bu qi dui bu qi dui bu qi!
[15:07.40]	di tong gan xie ni wei wo er nu xian zai lun dao ni xu yao leng jing le
[15:16.40]	qi!
[15:20.10]	zhen zhen de dui bu
[15:24.10]	ni na bi dui zi geng lian jia de xie zui jiu sui bian dui na zhi gou shuo qu ba! dui zi shi pu ke zhong zui ruo de pai zhong
[15:29.10]	suo yi shuo ni men zhei xie shang ban zu a bu yao yi wei zhi yao dao qian jiu neng jie jue suo you wen ti! hua shuo xiang ni zhe zhong hao wu zi zun er yan de jia huo fan zheng ye shi gong si de lei zhui ba!
[15:42.80]	a he he shuo de shi a zheng ru nin suo yan
[15:55.70]	yi er san kai mai
[16:00.70]	ji shi wo mei you li chang shuo zhe zhong hua ran er zheng yin ru ci wo cai geng yao shuo
[16:08.50]	ni you dong du bu de shen me a?! zhe jia huo ke shi pin le ming di zai gong zuo a! er dui ci yi wu suo zhi de ni bu xu bu dong zhuang dong di ping jia ta!
[16:19.50]	ha! you qu! wo jie shou ni de tiao zhan!
[16:23.40]	ai mei ban fa gui gen jie di ye shi wo de ze ren
[16:30.00]	yi er san! ai zhi neng bi le ma?
[16:36.70]	kai shi ge!
[16:39.80]	ni dong ge pi tui yi bai bu ye bu yao zhuang zuo hen dong du bu
[16:43.50]	ta kai qi zhe ge mo shi wo bian wu neng wei li
[16:45.50]	chuan tu bao de yi fu chu men jiu hui diao jin fen keng
[16:47.40]	hua shuo de you xie guo fen shi zai shi fei chang bao qian zhe jiu shi shang ban zu STYLE de zhan dou fang shi yong yuan zhu shi zhe jiao xia de xian tu
[16:53.70]	qu qu ni men gen ben wu fa she zu de jie dao ma tian lang
[16:57.70]	wu wa
[16:59.70]	ma tian lang zhao dao le xie bu cuo de jia huo ne
[17:01.70]	ji shi xing ge guai yi que you zhen ben shi ne
[17:05.70]	hei hei zhe jiu tou xiang le? ye mei shen me liao bu qi de ma
[17:09.70]	ha! zhen gan shuo a! jie xia lai jiu lun dao wo men le!
[17:13.70]	di tong kai mai
[17:18.50]	na me wo men kai shi ba?
[17:22.50]	huan tai lang kai mai
[17:26.10]	YO! wo men shi she gu de dai biao ji jiang sheng li de xin su KILLER can shang
[17:30.10]	dui ju zhi zhong
[17:30.70]	yi kou qi dian fu ju shi yi ge yan shen ding qian kun bian cheng wo men jia de
[17:32.70]	ge ren xiu
[17:33.20]	sheng li de gu shi
[17:34.20]	jiang suo you yan yu
[17:34.00]	xie xia!
[17:34.50]	shuo chu!
[17:35.40]	zhe shou shi yi song bi
[17:35.70]	ge xia!
[17:36.10]	jian zhi xiang mei you ren qing wei de qu shan ren qu shan ren shi jiang hu shi qi de ren qing ben zuo zhe jiu shi ge da bei ju ni men mei you wan fen zhi yi de
[17:38.80]	sheng li zhi xi wang
[17:40.80]	e a!
[17:42.80]	hai mei wan!
[17:47.00]	a a ta men zai zhe li da jia zai zhe bian o!
[17:52.10]	a! nv ren! du bu gei wo gei wo wai tao a!
[17:57.50]	bu xing! yi chuan zhe ge ni jiu hui gei wo re ma fan!
[18:02.80]	kan lai dao ci wei zhi le a
[18:04.50]	shi zhe yang ne guan mai
[18:07.10]	zhe chang sheng fu ming tian yi ding hui jue chu!
[18:11.80]	heng! zhe shi wo men de tai ci! bai la!
[18:22.50]	zong zhi yi jing mei you ren zai zhui le ba
[18:26.40]	a lei si lao zi le!
[18:28.70]	shi a
[18:30.00]	a a e si le! jin tian wo shen wu fen wen sha dou mei chi
[18:35.20]	a zhen shi de jin tian wo jiu po li qing ni chi fan ba
[18:40.40]	a? zhe you shi ni zui shan chang de huang yan ba ken ding
[18:45.00]	bu zhe ci bu shi huang yan o
[18:48.40]	o?! zhen jia?! tai hao la!
[18:51.40]	bi jing wo xiang wei gang cai de shi xiang ni dao xie ne
[18:55.00]	a? ni shuo le sha ma?
[18:56.80]	a wo shen me dou mei shuo wo men zou ba
[19:01.10]	o!
[19:11.00]	ha a pao dao zhe li ying gai jiu mei wen ti le ba
[19:15.00]	ha a shi a! na yi er san
[19:27.00]	a? gan ma a?
[19:28.70]	na ge gang cai bao qian le
[19:32.00]	bao qian? ni zuo le shen me xu yao xiang wo dao qian de shi ma?
[19:37.20]	bu shi ni wei wo fa huo le ba? gai zen me shuo ne you zhong bei ni zheng jiu le de gan jue
[19:46.20]	ha ha ha ha!
[19:48.10]	teng hao teng teng teng!
[19:50.50]	ben dan! bu yong la! zan lia duo shao nian de jiao qing ya!
[19:57.00]	bao qian ni neng zhe yang shuo zhen de bang le wo hen da de mang
[20:01.50]	bu guo you yi dian ni hai shi yao gai
[20:06.00]	? shi shen me?
[20:08.50]	du bu bao qian yi jing cheng wei ni de kou tou chan le hai shi gai diao bi jiao hao o!
[20:13.70]	a a bao qian
[20:17.00]	ni kan ba?
[20:18.80]	kan lai ni shuo dui le wo hui zhu yi de
[20:21.00]	sui ran wo jue de hen nan gai diao jiu shi le
[20:23.50]	ei?
[20:24.80]	mei shen me la! hao! wo du zi e le wo men qu chi fan ba! ni qing ke!
[20:32.00]	hao ba wo qing
[20:35.40]	tai hao la! na wo yao chi bu hui zhuan de na zhong gao ji shou si!
[20:38.80]	gao ji?! wo zhe me di xin qing bu qi de la!
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[00:00.00]	? dì tǒng? míng míng jiù zhù zài gé bì wèi shí me yào dǎ diàn huà?
[00:07.50]	bì wèi?
[00:10.00]	ō ō huàn tài láng! shí zài bù hǎo yì sī néng bù néng lái jiē wǒ yī xià?
[00:14.50]	jiē nǐ? nǐ bù zài zì jǐ fáng lǐ ma?
[00:18.00]	gāng cái yǒu diǎn shì chū mén le yī tàng xiàn zài huí bù qù le suǒ yǐ kuài lái wǒ gào sù nǐ de dì diǎn jiē wǒ ba!
[00:26.00]	āi yā āi yā wǒ míng bái le nǐ zài nǎ ér ne?
[00:29.50]	bāng dà máng la! dì diǎn shì
[00:36.20]	suàn le jì rán shì suǒ wèi huí bù qù de zhuàng tài wǒ dà gài néng xiǎng xiàng dào wèi shí me le
[00:47.20]	wèi huàn tài láng! wǒ zài zhè ér! āi yā bāng dà máng la
[00:54.00]	hēng wǒ yǐ jīng yǒu xīn lǐ zhǔn bèi méi xiǎng dào shí jì qíng kuàng gèng cǎn a dì tǒng wèi shí me nǐ zhǐ chuān zhe yī tiáo nèi kù ná zhe cuī mián mài kè ne?
[01:05.70]	zhè shì gè hǎo wèn tí! zhè kě zhēn shì shuō zhě shāng xīn wén zhě liú lèi de lì xiǎn jì a!
[01:10.20]	a nà wǒ hái shì bù tīng le duō bàn shì nǐ dǔ shū hòu bèi rén bā le yī fú ba bù guò hái hǎo méi yǒu bǎ mài kè dàng chéng dǔ zī
[01:18.00]	wèi shà nǐ huì zhī dào! nǐ shì chāo néng lì zhě ma!
[01:21.50]	huí dá zhèng què wǒ jiù shì chāo néng lì xì de ó!
[01:24.70]	dàn fán liǎo jiě nǐ de rén kàn dào nǐ xiàn zài zhè fù dé xíng 100 rén lǐ yǒu 100 gè dōu néng míng bái shì zěn me huí shì ba shùn biàn wèn yī jù zhè kě yí de dì fāng shì nǎ lǐ a?
[01:36.00]	zhè lǐ shì wéi fǎ dǔ chǎng ya!
[01:39.00]	bù nǐ zhè me zì háo dì shuō qǐ wéi fǎ yě zhēn shì huà shuō huí lái míng míng wǒ men dōu shì chū lái zhà dào kuī nǐ néng zhǎo dào zhè zhòng dì fāng a
[01:47.20]	wǒ de tè jì jiù shì wú lùn zài shén me dì fang dōu néng zhǎo dào dǔ chǎng
[01:52.50]	zhēn shì wán quán wú yòng de tè jì ne ww rán hòu ne wǒ lái jiē nǐ le nǐ xiǎng ràng wǒ gàn shén me? chuān chéng zhè yàng kě bù néng shàng jiē
[02:01.70]	ā hā hā hā hā hā! guì qiú nín le! qǐng jiè wǒ diǎn qián ba!
[02:11.20]	éi? nǐ shuō shí mǒ?
[02:13.00]	qiú nín le! qǐng jiè wǒ! yì diǎn qián ba!
[02:18.70]	zài shuō yī biàn?
[02:24.20]	wǒ zǎo jiù liào dào shì zhè gè jié guǒ gū qiě zhǔn bèi le yī xiē qián zǒng zhī nǐ xiān bié xià guì tài diū rén le
[02:33.00]	gǎn gǎn jī bù jìn
[02:36.50]	zhǐ yào bǎ yī fú shú huí lái jiù hǎo le ba?
[02:40.20]	bù zhǐ yào zài dǔ yī bǎ wǒ yīng gāi jiù néng yíng gè dà nì zhuǎn! jiè wǒ 10 wàn ba!
[02:47.50]	āi xiǎo shēng qù shú yī fú le
[02:52.20]	zěn zěn me zhè yàng
[03:00.00]	āi jīn tiān fā shēng le zhè me duō shì hǎo lèi a
[03:07.50]	wèi le míng tiān yǎng jīng xù ruì kuài diǎn shuì ba
[03:10.20]	qiāo mén shēng
[03:11.70]	āi! lái le wǒ zhè jiù lái kāi mén
[03:18.50]	kāi mén ya dú bù jūn! yì qǐ hē yī bēi ba!
[03:22.70]	yī èr sān! nǐ zhè fú dǎ bàn shì?
[03:25.70]	ā hā hā! wǒ zěn me kě néng chuān zhe yì bān de yī fú zài mǎn shì nǚ xìng de zhōng wáng qū fán huá jiē shàng suí biàn liū dá ne! nà bì xū shì dài zhe xī fú lái de!
[03:37.20]	bù nǐ yī liǎn jiāo ào dì shuō zhè zhǒng huà yě méi yòng a
[03:41.80]	xián huà bù shuō le wǒ men qù hē yī bēi ba? zhōng wáng qū de xiǎo māo mī men zhèng zài qiáo shǒu pàn zhe wǒ!
[03:49.40]	āi wǒ hěn lèi le ràng wǒ shuì ba wū?! wū è a a?!
[03:55.10]	hěn lèi?! zhè kě bù xíng wǒ men bì xū wèi le míng tiān yǎng zú jīng shén cái xíng!
[04:01.70]	suǒ yǐ nǐ zhǐ yào ràng wǒ shuì jiù hǎo le
[04:04.50]	wú xū dān yōu wǒ huì ràng jīn yè biàn chéng měi miào de yè wǎn de lái! chū fā ba!
[04:10.10]	a a a bié bié lā wǒ a! hái yǒu zhì shǎo ràng wǒ huàn shēn yī fú ba
[04:17.10]	hā hā hā hā hā
[04:26.40]	nà yī èr sān wǒ men chū qù hē jiǔ bù xū yào jiào shàng yī shēng yì qǐ ma?
[04:32.40]	nǐ zhè huà shuō dí zhēn yǒu qù nǐ nán dào xiǎng hé yī shēng yì qǐ hē jiǔ ma?
[04:38.00]	è! wū zhè hái shì
[04:43.00]	duì ba? suī rán wǒ hěn jìng ài yī shēng dàn hé tā yì qǐ hē jiǔ hái shì miǎn le
[04:50.00]	shì a wǒ dǒng le
[04:53.70]	ó! gāng hǎo fā xiàn nà biān yǒu liǎng zhǐ xiǎo māo mī!
[04:59.40]	wú lùn kàn duō shǎo biàn dōu jué de chuān shang xī fú de tā pàn ruò liǎng rén a
[05:06.70]	bù hǎo yì sī kě yǐ shāo wēi dǎ rǎo yī xià ma?
[05:11.00]	a shén me shì?
[05:12.50]	yí yí? zhè rén bú shì má tiān láng de yī zàng rǎn yī èr sān xiān shēng ma?!
[05:17.40]	éi? a! zhēn de a!
[05:19.20]	a wǒ gǎn dào fēi cháng róng xìng nín jū rán néng rèn chū wǒ
[05:25.20]	míng tiān de dì qū duì zhàn wǒ men huì qù wèi nín jiā yóu de!
[05:28.80]	xiè xiè! wǒ fēi cháng kāi xīn! rú guǒ yào wèi wǒ jiā yóu de huà wèi le míng rì zhī zhàn jīn yè néng fǒu yǔ wǒ dù guò měi miào de yè wǎn ne?
[05:38.10]	dāng dāng rán! lè yì zhī zhì!!!
[05:41.50]	hā hā wǒ yǒu zhǒng yù gǎn jīn yè huì chéng wéi zuì měi miào de yè wǎn
[05:48.80]	éi?! dú bù jūn yě zài!!!
[05:51.40]	éi?! dú bù jūn???
[05:54.40]	a a a! zhēn de éi! wǒ men bèi yī èr sān hé dú bù jūn dā shàn le yé!
[06:00.80]	shén shén me wèi shí me tā men huì zhī dào wǒ shì shuí?!
[06:04.50]	yí nà biān de rén mò fēi shì
[06:07.80]	yī èr sān hé dú bù jūn ma?!
[06:09.80]	wǒ men qù dā gè huà ba!
[06:11.80]	wèi wèi! yī èr sān! bú shì wǒ de cuò jué ba nǚ xìng men hǎo xiàng zhèng zài zhú jiàn bāo wéi wǒ men
[06:17.20]	ā hā hā dà jiā wǒ ài nǐ men ó
[06:22.70]	a a a a a a
[06:25.00]	wèi wèi zhēn shì ràng rén tóu téng de xiǎo māo mī men ya nǐ men yī yōng ér shàng wǒ yě fēn shēn fá shù ó
[06:33.00]	a a a kuài kuài pǎo a yī èr sān!
[06:37.50]	ā hā hā! shòu huān yíng de nán rén zhēn shì bù hǎo dāng ne!
[06:48.40]	ya dé jiù le! tuō nín de fú wǒ de dú yī jiàn shú huí lái le!
[06:53.80]	zhēn shi de fú le nǐ le měi cì kàn nǐ de xíng dòng dōu bú huì jué de nì ne xià cì jiù ràng wǒ xiě yī bù yǐ nǐ wéi zhǔ rén gōng de xiǎo shuō ba zuò wéi jiāo huàn nǐ qiàn xiǎo shēng de qián jiù yī bǐ gōu xiāo le
[07:07.10]	zhēn de ma?! jìn qíng xiě ba! wǒ huì quán lì pèi hé nǐ de!
[07:11.40]	ma dāng rán shì piàn nǐ de la
[07:13.40]	shén me ma! ràng wǒ kōng huān xǐ yī chǎng
[07:16.70]	hā hā bù guò yào xiě yǐ nǐ wéi zhǔ rén gōng de xiǎo shuō bú shì piàn nǐ de ó
[07:23.40]	ó! xiě wán ràng wǒ dú yī dú ó qī dài nǐ de dà zuò!
[07:28.70]	wǒ huì nǔ lì xiě chéng yǒu qù de xiǎo shuō de huà shuō huí lái shì wǒ de cuò jué ma? cóng gāng gāng kāi shǐ jiù yī zhí gǎn dào lái zì zhōu wéi de shì xiàn
[07:40.70]	a wǒ yě yǒu zhè zhǒng gǎn jué
[07:42.50]	duì ba? dào dǐ zěn me huí ? nà biān chuán lái le dà jiào
[07:52.10]	hū hū a a a a zěn me rén yuè lái yuè duō a?!
[07:58.20]	hā hā hā! wǒ de xiǎo māo mī men nǐ men yī yōng ér shàng de huà jiù shuō bù chéng huà le ya yí gè yí gè lái
[08:07.70]	zhè jiā huo yī zhí zhè yàng wǒ zhēn shì shòu bù liǎo le a a a a a
[08:15.20]	dài tóu pǎo de rén bú shì má tiān láng de jiā huo men ma?
[08:20.70]	shuō de shì ne wǒ yǒu yī zhǒng fēi cháng bù miào de yù gǎn
[08:26.10]	nà biān de rén bú shì Fling Posse de dì tǒng hé mèng yě lǎo shī ma?!
[08:30.70]	zhēn de éi! nà shì bú shì luàn shù jiàng yě zài fù jìn ne?
[08:36.10]	yī qián miàn dí rén qǐng ràng kāi!!
[08:41.10]	shì shì bú shì gǎn jǐn táo pǎo bǐ jiào hǎo a huàn tài láng? ? huàn tài láng? bú duì rén ne?! huà shuō nǐ shén me shí hòu pǎo le nà me lǎo yuǎn a!
[08:50.70]	wèi! děng děng wǒ a!
[08:54.70]	duì duì bù qǐ!!!
[08:56.70]	nǐ zhēn xīn xiǎng dào qiàn de huà jiù bú yào wǎng zhè gè fāng xiàng pǎo a!!!
[09:00.50]	ā hā hā wǒ shì yí gè duō me zuì niè shēn zhòng de nán rén a!
[09:18.00]	jiū jiū jìng shì zěn me huí shì a
[09:22.00]	zhēn de hěn duì bú zhù
[09:27.50]	nà me qǐng gěi wǒ men yí gè jiě shì ba
[09:33.00]	wǒ wǒ bù tài liǎo jiě jù tǐ qíng kuàng sì hū nǚ xìng men dōu hěn shú xī wǒ men tū rán jiù zhuī zhe wǒ men dào chù pǎo
[09:44.50]	zhè suàn shén me wǒ men kě méi zuò shí mǒ huài shì duì ba huàn tài láng?
[09:49.00]	wǒ jì de fāng cái mǒu rén hái shuō guò wéi fǎ zhī lèi de cí ba xiān bù guǎn zhè gè kàn qǐ lái tā men bìng bú shì yīn wèi è yì ér zhuī zhú wǒ men bù rú shuō shì huái zhe xiāng dāng de hǎo yì
[10:03.10]	ā hā hā! jū rán shě qì le nà me duō xiǎo māo mī men de qiú ài wǒ shēn wéi niú láng de míng shēng yào shòu sǔn le!
[10:11.00]	nà zhǒng wú liáo de wán yì suí biàn zěn me sǔn dōu wú suǒ wèi! hǎo le xiàn zài méi yǒu nǚ xìng kuài bǎ wài tào tuō diào la!
[10:18.40]	a! dú bù bǎ wài tào hái wǒ ma! rú guǒ bù bǎ xī zhuāng jiàn tào chuān qí wǒ jiù wú fǎ jìn rù niú láng mó shì la
[10:30.40]	hǎo chǎo! huí bīn guǎn zhī qián zhè jiàn wài tào dōu yóu wǒ lái bǎo guǎn!
[10:34.50]	qiè
[10:36.70]	zhè wèi péng yǒu tū rán xiàng biàn le gè rén ne
[10:40.80]	éi? zhè wèi péng yǒu shì zhǐ wǒ ma?
[10:44.40]	zhǐ yào nǐ chā yī jiǎo shì qíng jiù huì biàn de fù zá qǐ lái gěi wǒ guāi yì diǎn!
[10:49.20]	éi kě wǒ zhī dào wèi shí me huì biàn chéng zhè yàng ó
[10:55.10]	zhēn jiǎ? dào dǐ zěn me huí shì?
[10:58.70]	gāng cái wǒ wèn guò yī shēng le tā shuō cān yù dì qū duì zhàn de dài biǎo xuǎn shǒu huì yōng yǒu ǒu xiàng yì bān de rén qì suǒ yǐ ràng wǒ men xiǎo xīn yì diǎn ne
[11:08.70]	shén me guǐ
[11:09.00]	a a yuán lái rú cǐ a má lǚ yě bù xiǎo xīn wàng jì le ne
[11:16.80]	wǒ yě jì de yǒu zhè me huí shì bù guò wǒ dāng shí méi xiǎng dào zì jǐ jū rán yě néng chéng wéi qí zhōng yī yuán jiù bǎ zhè shì gěi wàng le
[11:25.50]	yī èr sān nǐ míng míng zhī dào wèi shí me hái yào qù dā shàn a?!
[11:31.40]	hēi hēi wǒ tīng yī shēng shuō wán jiù pà de yào mìng běn xiǎng zhe chuān shang xī fú lěng jìng yī xià rán ér niú láng mó shì de wǒ zěn me kě néng fàng guò rú cǐ hǎo shì ne! yú shì jiù
[11:44.50]	āi a yòu lái le yòu fā shēng zhè zhǒng shì le yǒng yuǎn yǒng yuǎn dōu shì zhè yàng zhǐ yào yǔ yī èr sān de suǒ zuò suǒ wéi chě shàng guān xì yí dìng méi yǒu shén me hǎo xià chǎng bù shì míng zhī rú cǐ què hái bèi juàn jìn lái de wǒ zì jǐ bù hǎo méi cuò yí dìng shì zhè yàng wǒ zhēn shì gè wú kě jiù yào de nán rén a
[12:10.10]	ā hā hā! dú bù! suī rán bù zhī dào fā shēng le shà bù guò DON' T MIND
[12:14.00]	nǐ hái yǒu liǎn shuō!!! hēi hēi hā hā hā
[12:19.80]	zhè zhè liǎ rén shén me qíng kuàng a!
[12:21.80]	suàn le nǐ men nèi bù zhēng chǎo wǒ dǎo shì wú suǒ wèi dàn rú guǒ bú duì zāo shòu chí yú zhī yāng de wǒ men dào qiàn wǒ jiù bù néng jiē shòu le
[12:30.70]	a! jīn rì de shì shí zài duì bú zhù èr wèi le! kuài yī èr sān dōu shì nǐ bù hǎo kuài diǎn jū gōng dào qiàn a!
[12:39.50]	hǎo lei hǎo lei qiàn bào qiàn bào
[12:42.10]	? huà shuō zhè jiā huo de dǎ bàn chāo hǎo xiào de éi! shén me a yǐ wéi zì jǐ shì guò qù de shū shēng ma? gǎn wèn nín lái zì shén me nián dài a?
[12:52.70]	bù hǎo yì sī nín fāng cái shuō shí mǒ?
[12:56.70]	xiàn zài zǎo jiù bù liú xíng zhè zhǒng fēng gé le hái shì huàn diào bǐ jiào hǎo ó! zhè shì yī èr sān wǒ de zhōng gào ó
[13:05.00]	nǐ yòu dǒng wǒ de shén me?
[13:08.40]	éi? shēng yīn tài xiǎo wǒ tīng bu jiàn
[13:13.00]	hū
[13:19.20]	wèi wèi huàn tài láng nǐ méi shì ba? cóng méi jiàn guò nǐ zhè zhǒng shén qíng a
[13:25.00]	ā shuō shí mǒ ne dì tǒng wú má lǚ mǒu wǒ yǔ píng shí bié wú èr zhì ó?
[13:39.00]	wèi wèi! hé píng shí wán quán bù yí yàng hǎo ba!
[13:42.70]	bào qiàn zhǐ yào yī hé zhè jiàn yī fú chě shàng guān xì wǒ jiù
[13:47.70]	yī fú?
[13:48.20]	yǒu diǎn yuān yuán
[13:50.20]	a liē liē? nǐ yě zhù yì dào zì jǐ de yī fú guò shí la?
[13:55.10]	! nǐ zhè hún dàn!
[13:58.00]	wèi nǐ yā! gěi wǒ bì zuǐ! měi ge rén dōu yǒu yī xiē bù kān huí shǒu de guò qù ba ér nǐ xiàn zài què zài jiàn tà zhèi xiē guò qù!
[14:08.40]	hā a?! nǐ shuō shí
[14:10.50]	dú bù dǎ yī èr sān
[14:10.50]	téng! nǐ gàn ma la dú bù!
[14:13.10]	duì duì duì duì bù qǐ zhè jiā huo shén jīng dà tiáo shuō le xiāng dāng shī lǐ de huà nǐ yě kuài diǎn jū gōng xiè zuì a!
[14:24.70]	shén me ma wǒ míng míng shàn liáng dì zhōng gào tā a
[14:28.20]	a? nǐ yǐ wéi zhǐ yào běn yì shàn liáng jiù néng xìn kǒu hú shuō le ma? bìng bú shì hǎo ma! péng yǒu de dǐ xiàn bèi rén wǔ rǔ wǒ cái bú shì nà zhǒng bì zuǐ páng guān de rén!
[14:42.50]	nà jiù bào qiàn le
[14:45.70]	hēng! zhēn ràng rén ě xīn
[14:48.00]	jīn rì gěi èr wèi tiān le zhū duō má fán wǒ zài zhè lǐ yī bìng xiàng nín dào qiàn le
[14:53.40]	wèi!
[14:54.00]	yī!
[14:54.70]	nǐ cóng gāng cái jiù yī zhí zài dī tóu jū gōng zhè me pín fán de dī tóu gēn běn tǐ xiàn bù chū rèn hé chéng yì!
[15:03.40]	duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ!
[15:07.40]	dì tǒng gǎn xiè nǐ wèi wǒ ér nù xiàn zài lún dào nǐ xū yào lěng jìng le
[15:16.40]	qī!
[15:20.10]	zhēn zhēn de duì bù
[15:24.10]	nǐ nà bǐ duì zǐ gèng lián jià de xiè zuì jiù suí biàn duì nǎ zhǐ gǒu shuō qù ba! duì zǐ shì pū kè zhōng zuì ruò de pái zhǒng
[15:29.10]	suǒ yǐ shuō nǐ men zhèi xiē shàng bān zú a bú yào yǐ wéi zhǐ yào dào qiàn jiù néng jiě jué suǒ yǒu wèn tí! huà shuō xiàng nǐ zhè zhǒng háo wú zì zūn ér yán de jiā huo fǎn zhèng yě shì gōng sī de léi zhuì ba!
[15:42.80]	a hē hē shuō de shì a zhèng rú nín suǒ yán
[15:55.70]	yī èr sān kāi mài
[16:00.70]	jí shǐ wǒ méi yǒu lì chǎng shuō zhè zhǒng huà rán ér zhèng yīn rú cǐ wǒ cái gèng yào shuō
[16:08.50]	nǐ yòu dǒng dú bù de shén me a?! zhè jiā huo kě shì pīn le mìng dì zài gōng zuò a! ér duì cǐ yī wú suǒ zhī de nǐ bù xǔ bù dǒng zhuāng dǒng dì píng jià tā!
[16:19.50]	hā! yǒu qù! wǒ jiē shòu nǐ de tiǎo zhàn!
[16:23.40]	āi méi bàn fǎ guī gēn jié dǐ yě shì wǒ de zé rèn
[16:30.00]	yī èr sān! āi zhǐ néng bǐ le ma?
[16:36.70]	kāi shǐ gē!
[16:39.80]	nǐ dǒng gè pì tuì yī bǎi bù yě bú yào zhuāng zuò hěn dǒng dú bù
[16:43.50]	tā kāi qǐ zhè gè mó shì wǒ biàn wú néng wéi lì
[16:45.50]	chuān tǔ bào de yī fú chū mén jiù huì diào jìn fèn kēng
[16:47.40]	huà shuō de yǒu xiē guò fèn shí zài shì fēi cháng bào qiàn zhè jiù shì shàng bān zú STYLE de zhàn dǒu fāng shì yǒng yuǎn zhù shì zhe jiǎo xià de xiǎn tú
[16:53.70]	qū qū nǐ men gēn běn wú fǎ shè zú de jiē dào má tiān láng
[16:57.70]	wū wa
[16:59.70]	má tiān láng zhǎo dào le xiē bù cuò de jiā huo ne
[17:01.70]	jí shǐ xìng gé guài yì què yǒu zhēn běn shì ne
[17:05.70]	hēi hēi zhè jiù tóu xiáng le? yě méi shén me liǎo bù qǐ de ma
[17:09.70]	hā! zhēn gǎn shuō a! jiē xià lái jiù lún dào wǒ men le!
[17:13.70]	dì tǒng kāi mài
[17:18.50]	nà me wǒ men kāi shǐ ba?
[17:22.50]	huàn tài láng kāi mài
[17:26.10]	YO! wǒ men shì shè gǔ de dài biǎo jí jiāng shèng lì de xīn sù KILLER cān shàng
[17:30.10]	duì jú zhī zhōng
[17:30.70]	yī kǒu qì diān fù jú shì yí gè yǎn shén dìng qián kūn biàn chéng wǒ men jiā de
[17:32.70]	gè rén xiù
[17:33.20]	shèng lì de gù shì
[17:34.20]	jiāng suǒ yǒu yán yǔ
[17:34.00]	xiě xià!
[17:34.50]	shuō chū!
[17:35.40]	zhè shǒu shī yǐ sòng bì
[17:35.70]	gé xià!
[17:36.10]	jiǎn zhí xiàng méi yǒu rén qíng wèi de qū shān rén qū shān rén shì jiāng hù shí qī de rén qíng běn zuò zhě jiù shì gè dà bēi jù nǐ men méi yǒu wàn fēn zhī yī de
[17:38.80]	shèng lì zhī xī wàng
[17:40.80]	è a!
[17:42.80]	hái méi wán!
[17:47.00]	a a tā men zài zhè lǐ dà jiā zài zhè biān ó!
[17:52.10]	a! nǚ rén! dú bù gěi wǒ gěi wǒ wài tào a!
[17:57.50]	bù xíng! yī chuān zhè gè nǐ jiù huì gěi wǒ rě má fan!
[18:02.80]	kàn lái dào cǐ wéi zhǐ le a
[18:04.50]	shì zhè yàng ne guān mài
[18:07.10]	zhè chǎng shèng fù míng tiān yí dìng huì jué chū!
[18:11.80]	hēng! zhè shì wǒ men de tái cí! bài la!
[18:22.50]	zǒng zhī yǐ jīng méi yǒu rén zài zhuī le ba
[18:26.40]	a lèi sǐ lǎo zi le!
[18:28.70]	shì a
[18:30.00]	a a è sǐ le! jīn tiān wǒ shēn wú fēn wén shà dōu méi chī
[18:35.20]	ā zhēn shi de jīn tiān wǒ jiù pò lì qǐng nǐ chī fàn ba
[18:40.40]	a? zhè yòu shì nǐ zuì shàn cháng de huǎng yán ba kěn dìng
[18:45.00]	bù zhè cì bú shì huǎng yán ó
[18:48.40]	ó?! zhēn jiǎ?! tài hǎo la!
[18:51.40]	bì jìng wǒ xiǎng wèi gāng cái de shì xiàng nǐ dào xiè ne
[18:55.00]	a? nǐ shuō le shà ma?
[18:56.80]	ā wǒ shén me dōu méi shuō wǒ men zǒu ba
[19:01.10]	ó!
[19:11.00]	hā a pǎo dào zhè lǐ yīng gāi jiù méi wèn tí le ba
[19:15.00]	hā a shì a! nà yī èr sān
[19:27.00]	a? gàn ma a?
[19:28.70]	nà gè gāng cái bào qiàn le
[19:32.00]	bào qiàn? nǐ zuò le shén me xū yào xiàng wǒ dào qiàn de shì ma?
[19:37.20]	bú shì nǐ wèi wǒ fā huǒ le ba? gāi zěn me shuō ne yǒu zhǒng bèi nǐ zhěng jiù le de gǎn jué
[19:46.20]	hā hā hā hā!
[19:48.10]	téng hǎo téng téng téng!
[19:50.50]	bèn dàn! bù yòng la! zán liǎ duō shào nián de jiāo qíng ya!
[19:57.00]	bào qiàn nǐ néng zhè yàng shuō zhēn de bāng le wǒ hěn dà de máng
[20:01.50]	bù guò yǒu yì diǎn nǐ hái shì yào gǎi
[20:06.00]	? shì shén me?
[20:08.50]	dú bù bào qiàn yǐ jīng chéng wéi nǐ de kǒu tóu chán le hái shì gǎi diào bǐ jiào hǎo ó!
[20:13.70]	a a bào qiàn
[20:17.00]	nǐ kàn ba?
[20:18.80]	kàn lái nǐ shuō duì le wǒ huì zhù yì de
[20:21.00]	suī rán wǒ jué de hěn nán gǎi diào jiù shì le
[20:23.50]	éi?
[20:24.80]	méi shén me la! hǎo! wǒ dǔ zi è le wǒ men qù chī fàn ba! nǐ qǐng kè!
[20:32.00]	hǎo ba wǒ qǐng
[20:35.40]	tài hǎo la! nà wǒ yào chī bù huí zhuǎn de nà zhǒng gāo jí shòu sī!
[20:38.80]	gāo jí?! wǒ zhè me dī xīn qǐng bù qǐ de la!
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