| Song | Dirty Nursery Rhymes |
| Artist | 2 Live Crew |
| Album | As Nasty as They Wanna Be |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Campbell, Hobbs, Ross ... | |
| My mama and your mama was talking little shit | |
| My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch | |
| I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit | |
| She slayed me and all the boys | |
| And even sucked our dicks | |
| Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun | |
| Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass | |
| Cause she couldn't make him cum | |
| Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest | |
| Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge | |
| Papa bear said 'shit bitch, you must think i'm sick | |
| Just get down here, on your knees | |
| And suck this badass dick' | |
| Abraham lincoln was a good old man | |
| He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand | |
| Said 'excuse me lady, i'm doing my duty | |
| So pull down your pants and give me some boody' | |
| [fresh kid ice] | |
| There's an old lady who lives in a shoe | |
| Got a house full of kids don't know what to do | |
| She sucked and fucked all the niggas around | |
| When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found | |
| Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet | |
| With her legs gapped open wide | |
| Up came a spider, looked up inside her | |
| And said 'that pussy's wide' | |
| Little jack horner sat in a corner | |
| Fucking this cutie pie | |
| Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum | |
| Said 'hell of a nigga am i' | |
| Humpty dumpty fell off the wall | |
| Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls | |
| All the king's horses and all the king's men | |
| Couldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again | |
| [luke] | |
| Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out | |
| The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes | |
| Two dudes dressed like nuns, right | |
| [brother marquis] | |
| Little red riding hood was on her way | |
| To grandmother's house | |
| But before she got there she met this man | |
| That turned her hot ass out | |
| [fresh kid ice] | |
| Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair | |
| The dog's on my ass and getting near | |
| The hair came loose and fell in a lake | |
| Bitch check the weave that's in that lake | |
| [luke] | |
| Bitch, get that weave out! | |
| You dirty bitch, get that weave out! | |
| Mix say, bitch get that weave out... | |
| (hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it!) -> cheech and chong |
| zuo ci : Campbell, Hobbs, Ross ... | |
| My mama and your mama was talking little shit | |
| My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch | |
| I know your sister, and the bitch ain' t shit | |
| She slayed me and all the boys | |
| And even sucked our dicks | |
| Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun | |
| Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass | |
| Cause she couldn' t make him cum | |
| Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest | |
| Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge | |
| Papa bear said ' shit bitch, you must think i' m sick | |
| Just get down here, on your knees | |
| And suck this badass dick' | |
| Abraham lincoln was a good old man | |
| He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand | |
| Said ' excuse me lady, i' m doing my duty | |
| So pull down your pants and give me some boody' | |
| fresh kid ice | |
| There' s an old lady who lives in a shoe | |
| Got a house full of kids don' t know what to do | |
| She sucked and fucked all the niggas around | |
| When it' s time to pay rent couldn' t none be found | |
| Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet | |
| With her legs gapped open wide | |
| Up came a spider, looked up inside her | |
| And said ' that pussy' s wide' | |
| Little jack horner sat in a corner | |
| Fucking this cutie pie | |
| Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum | |
| Said ' hell of a nigga am i' | |
| Humpty dumpty fell off the wall | |
| Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls | |
| All the king' s horses and all the king' s men | |
| Couldn' t put that fat motherfucker back together again | |
| luke | |
| Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out | |
| The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes | |
| Two dudes dressed like nuns, right | |
| brother marquis | |
| Little red riding hood was on her way | |
| To grandmother' s house | |
| But before she got there she met this man | |
| That turned her hot ass out | |
| fresh kid ice | |
| Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair | |
| The dog' s on my ass and getting near | |
| The hair came loose and fell in a lake | |
| Bitch check the weave that' s in that lake | |
| luke | |
| Bitch, get that weave out! | |
| You dirty bitch, get that weave out! | |
| Mix say, bitch get that weave out... | |
| hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it! cheech and chong |
| zuò cí : Campbell, Hobbs, Ross ... | |
| My mama and your mama was talking little shit | |
| My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch | |
| I know your sister, and the bitch ain' t shit | |
| She slayed me and all the boys | |
| And even sucked our dicks | |
| Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun | |
| Jack got mad, kicked jill in the ass | |
| Cause she couldn' t make him cum | |
| Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest | |
| Mama bear asked papa bear could he eat her porridge | |
| Papa bear said ' shit bitch, you must think i' m sick | |
| Just get down here, on your knees | |
| And suck this badass dick' | |
| Abraham lincoln was a good old man | |
| He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand | |
| Said ' excuse me lady, i' m doing my duty | |
| So pull down your pants and give me some boody' | |
| fresh kid ice | |
| There' s an old lady who lives in a shoe | |
| Got a house full of kids don' t know what to do | |
| She sucked and fucked all the niggas around | |
| When it' s time to pay rent couldn' t none be found | |
| Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet | |
| With her legs gapped open wide | |
| Up came a spider, looked up inside her | |
| And said ' that pussy' s wide' | |
| Little jack horner sat in a corner | |
| Fucking this cutie pie | |
| Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum | |
| Said ' hell of a nigga am i' | |
| Humpty dumpty fell off the wall | |
| Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls | |
| All the king' s horses and all the king' s men | |
| Couldn' t put that fat motherfucker back together again | |
| luke | |
| Hey wait, i got one, did this, i got one, check this out | |
| The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes | |
| Two dudes dressed like nuns, right | |
| brother marquis | |
| Little red riding hood was on her way | |
| To grandmother' s house | |
| But before she got there she met this man | |
| That turned her hot ass out | |
| fresh kid ice | |
| Rupunzle, rupunzle let down your hair | |
| The dog' s on my ass and getting near | |
| The hair came loose and fell in a lake | |
| Bitch check the weave that' s in that lake | |
| luke | |
| Bitch, get that weave out! | |
| You dirty bitch, get that weave out! | |
| Mix say, bitch get that weave out... | |
| hey! you ruined my record, man, i just bought it! cheech and chong |