| Oo he's a sly one | |
| He's a razamataz man | |
| He flew in from Singapore | |
| On a flying junk man | |
| Oo he's a devil | |
| Oo and the devil's gonna bring you down | |
| Oo he's a stalwart | |
| With a heavy load on | |
| He's got a finger in everyone's pie | |
| And he's got what you want | |
| Oo he's a salesman | |
| Oo and his goods are gonna bring you down | |
| He's never got the stuff | |
| If you ever come to him without money | |
| He hasn't got the time | |
| For the people who are down on their knees | |
| But if the price is right | |
| You won't be asking him where it came from | |
| Oo he's a remnant | |
| From the swingin' sixties | |
| He pushed his load down the Kings Road | |
| To the Chelsea Potter | |
| Oo he's a snow job | |
| Oo and his shovels gonna cover you |