| We're only making plans for Nigel | |
| We only want what's best for him | |
| We're only making plans for Nigel | |
| Nigel just needs this helping hand | |
| And if young Nigel says he's happy | |
| He must be happy | |
| He must be happy in his work | |
| We're only making plans for Nigel | |
| He has his future in a British steel | |
| We're only making plans for Nigel | |
| Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed | |
| And if young Nigel says he's happy | |
| He must be happy | |
| He must be happy in his work | |
| Nigel is not outspoken | |
| But he likes to speak | |
| And loves to be spoken to | |
| Nigel is happy in his work | |
| We're only making plans for Nigel |