| Song | Ebay |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | The Essential |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Weird Al Yankovic | |
| Yeah, a used pink bathrobe | |
| A rare mint snow globe | |
| A Smurf TV tray | |
| I bought on | |
| E-BayMy house is filled with this crap | |
| Shows up in bubble wrap | |
| Most every day | |
| What I bought on | |
| E-BayTell me why | |
| I need another pet rock | |
| Tell me why | |
| I got that | |
| Alf alarm clock | |
| Tell me why | |
| I bid on Shatner's old toupee | |
| They had it on | |
| E-BayI'll buy your knick-knack | |
| Just check my feedback"A plus plus" they all say | |
| They love me on | |
| E-BayGonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag | |
| Gonna buy some | |
| Beanie Babies, new with tag | |
| From some guy, | |
| I've never met in | |
| NorwayFound him on | |
| E-BayI am the type who is liable to snipe you | |
| With two seconds left to go, whoa | |
| Got Paypal or | |
| Visa, whatever'll please | |
| As long as | |
| I've got the dough | |
| I'll buy your | |
| Tchotchkes | |
| Sell me your watch, please | |
| I'll buy, | |
| I'll buy, | |
| I'll buy, | |
| I'll buyI'm highest bidder now | |
| Junk keeps arriving in the mail | |
| From that worldwide garage sale | |
| Hey, A Dukes | |
| Of Hazard ashtray | |
| Oh yeah, bought it on | |
| E-BayWanna buy a | |
| PacMan Fever lunchbox | |
| Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks | |
| Wanna buy a | |
| Kleenex used by | |
| Dr. DreFound it on | |
| E-BayWanna buy that | |
| Farrah Fawcet poster | |
| Pez dispensers and a toaster | |
| Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away | |
| I'll buy on | |
| E-BayWhat | |
| I bought on | |
| E-Bay |
| zuo ci : Weird Al Yankovic | |
| Yeah, a used pink bathrobe | |
| A rare mint snow globe | |
| A Smurf TV tray | |
| I bought on | |
| EBayMy house is filled with this crap | |
| Shows up in bubble wrap | |
| Most every day | |
| What I bought on | |
| EBayTell me why | |
| I need another pet rock | |
| Tell me why | |
| I got that | |
| Alf alarm clock | |
| Tell me why | |
| I bid on Shatner' s old toupee | |
| They had it on | |
| EBayI' ll buy your knickknack | |
| Just check my feedback" A plus plus" they all say | |
| They love me on | |
| EBayGonna buy a slightlydamaged golf bag | |
| Gonna buy some | |
| Beanie Babies, new with tag | |
| From some guy, | |
| I' ve never met in | |
| NorwayFound him on | |
| EBayI am the type who is liable to snipe you | |
| With two seconds left to go, whoa | |
| Got Paypal or | |
| Visa, whatever' ll please | |
| As long as | |
| I' ve got the dough | |
| I' ll buy your | |
| Tchotchkes | |
| Sell me your watch, please | |
| I' ll buy, | |
| I' ll buy, | |
| I' ll buy, | |
| I' ll buyI' m highest bidder now | |
| Junk keeps arriving in the mail | |
| From that worldwide garage sale | |
| Hey, A Dukes | |
| Of Hazard ashtray | |
| Oh yeah, bought it on | |
| EBayWanna buy a | |
| PacMan Fever lunchbox | |
| Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks | |
| Wanna buy a | |
| Kleenex used by | |
| Dr. DreFound it on | |
| EBayWanna buy that | |
| Farrah Fawcet poster | |
| Pez dispensers and a toaster | |
| Don' t know why the kind of stuff you throw away | |
| I' ll buy on | |
| EBayWhat | |
| I bought on | |
| EBay |
| zuò cí : Weird Al Yankovic | |
| Yeah, a used pink bathrobe | |
| A rare mint snow globe | |
| A Smurf TV tray | |
| I bought on | |
| EBayMy house is filled with this crap | |
| Shows up in bubble wrap | |
| Most every day | |
| What I bought on | |
| EBayTell me why | |
| I need another pet rock | |
| Tell me why | |
| I got that | |
| Alf alarm clock | |
| Tell me why | |
| I bid on Shatner' s old toupee | |
| They had it on | |
| EBayI' ll buy your knickknack | |
| Just check my feedback" A plus plus" they all say | |
| They love me on | |
| EBayGonna buy a slightlydamaged golf bag | |
| Gonna buy some | |
| Beanie Babies, new with tag | |
| From some guy, | |
| I' ve never met in | |
| NorwayFound him on | |
| EBayI am the type who is liable to snipe you | |
| With two seconds left to go, whoa | |
| Got Paypal or | |
| Visa, whatever' ll please | |
| As long as | |
| I' ve got the dough | |
| I' ll buy your | |
| Tchotchkes | |
| Sell me your watch, please | |
| I' ll buy, | |
| I' ll buy, | |
| I' ll buy, | |
| I' ll buyI' m highest bidder now | |
| Junk keeps arriving in the mail | |
| From that worldwide garage sale | |
| Hey, A Dukes | |
| Of Hazard ashtray | |
| Oh yeah, bought it on | |
| EBayWanna buy a | |
| PacMan Fever lunchbox | |
| Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks | |
| Wanna buy a | |
| Kleenex used by | |
| Dr. DreFound it on | |
| EBayWanna buy that | |
| Farrah Fawcet poster | |
| Pez dispensers and a toaster | |
| Don' t know why the kind of stuff you throw away | |
| I' ll buy on | |
| EBayWhat | |
| I bought on | |
| EBay |