| 作词:拉肥仔 | |
| 作曲:尚先生 | |
| 你习惯KU我手臂 问我宜家去边 | |
| 你盏鬼兼又得意 想锡你几啖先 | |
| 有你陪住我一齐癫 我唔会再食烟 | |
| 无论你伤心难过我都可以将你氹掂 | |
| emem | |
| 你想食乜 我带你走 | |
| 就算系变态辣我屎忽都可以接受 | |
| 你系女神级别 系我嘅全宇宙 | |
| 就算我有几甘忧愁烦恼你都可以打救 | |
| 耶耶 | |
| 我话过你系我嘅动力方向 | |
| 我会遵守你讲过嘅约法三章 | |
| 去食野上送之前一定要卑你先影相 | |
| 每晚要挨夜打电话讲古仔氹你训着 EM | |
| 每日讲烂gag见到你开心样 | |
| 系你心目中要留低一百分嘅完美印象 | |
| 仲未可以通关摞到全球最佳男友奖 | |
| 究竟你几时先肯带我翻去见你家长 |
| zuo ci: la fei zi | |
| zuo qu: shang xian sheng | |
| ni xi guan KU wo shou bi wen wo yi jia qu bian | |
| ni zhan gui jian you de yi xiang xi ni ji dan xian | |
| you ni pei zhu wo yi qi dian wo wu hui zai shi yan | |
| wu lun ni shang xin nan guo wo dou ke yi jiang ni dang dian | |
| emem | |
| ni xiang shi mie wo dai ni zou | |
| jiu suan xi bian tai la wo shi hu dou ke yi jie shou | |
| ni xi nv shen ji bie xi wo kai quan yu zhou | |
| jiu suan wo you ji gan you chou fan nao ni dou ke yi da jiu | |
| ye ye | |
| wo hua guo ni xi wo kai dong li fang xiang | |
| wo hui zun shou ni jiang guo kai yue fa san zhang | |
| qu shi ye shang song zhi qian yi ding yao bei ni xian ying xiang | |
| mei wan yao ai ye da dian hua jiang gu zi dang ni xun zhe EM | |
| mei ri jiang lan gag jian dao ni kai xin yang | |
| xi ni xin mu zhong yao liu di yi bai fen kai wan mei yin xiang | |
| zhong wei ke yi tong guan luo dao quan qiu zui jia nan you jiang | |
| jiu jing ni ji shi xian ken dai wo fan qu jian ni jia zhang |
| zuò cí: lā féi zǐ | |
| zuò qǔ: shàng xiān shēng | |
| nǐ xí guàn KU wǒ shǒu bì wèn wǒ yí jiā qù biān | |
| nǐ zhǎn guǐ jiān yòu dé yì xiǎng xī nǐ jǐ dàn xiān | |
| yǒu nǐ péi zhù wǒ yī qí diān wǒ wú huì zài shí yān | |
| wú lùn nǐ shāng xīn nán guò wǒ dōu kě yǐ jiāng nǐ dàng diān | |
| emem | |
| nǐ xiǎng shí miē wǒ dài nǐ zǒu | |
| jiù suàn xì biàn tài là wǒ shǐ hū dōu kě yǐ jiē shòu | |
| nǐ xì nǚ shén jí bié xì wǒ kǎi quán yǔ zhòu | |
| jiù suàn wǒ yǒu jǐ gān yōu chóu fán nǎo nǐ dōu kě yǐ dǎ jiù | |
| yē yē | |
| wǒ huà guò nǐ xì wǒ kǎi dòng lì fāng xiàng | |
| wǒ huì zūn shǒu nǐ jiǎng guò kǎi yuē fǎ sān zhāng | |
| qù shí yě shàng sòng zhī qián yí dìng yào bēi nǐ xiān yǐng xiāng | |
| měi wǎn yào āi yè dǎ diàn huà jiǎng gǔ zǐ dàng nǐ xùn zhe EM | |
| měi rì jiǎng làn gag jiàn dào nǐ kāi xīn yàng | |
| xì nǐ xīn mù zhōng yào liú dī yī bǎi fēn kǎi wán měi yìn xiàng | |
| zhòng wèi kě yǐ tōng guān luò dào quán qiú zuì jiā nán yǒu jiǎng | |
| jiū jìng nǐ jǐ shí xiān kěn dài wǒ fān qù jiàn nǐ jiā zhǎng |