| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:01.000] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:18.48] | 一类人 自从某天呱呱坠地 |
| [00:21.21] | 亲戚邻居指挥来指挥去 |
| [00:23.14] | 天真的她们和父母都相信 |
| [00:25.49] | 长大后才发现 却未必 |
| [00:27.80] | 三姑说要进国企才会稳定 |
| [00:30.06] | 六婆说嫁精英一生都安心 |
| [00:32.16] | 她们想自主深造工作学习 |
| [00:34.38] | 大家哄笑曰：“有没有毛病？” |
| [00:36.54] | 男人追求青年才俊（Yo ~） |
| [00:38.52] | 女子碧玉寥寥几句 |
| [00:40.86] | 别等到 变老变丑变风华散尽 |
| [00:43.09] | 肤变皱变垮 后悔惋惜 |
| [00:45.31] | 穷极一生精彩光阴（Yo ~） |
| [00:47.43] | 只为陪衬若干年黄金 |
| [00:49.68] | 要丢弃主张与自由的时光换厅堂和厨房 Peace |
| [00:53.72] | 总是不请自来帮我做选择 |
| [00:56.22] | 为我好的理由就是借口 |
| [00:58.04] | （对我）吃什么 穿什么 日常做什么 |
| [01:00.27] | 观察我喜怒哀乐献计献策（不停地啰嗦） |
| [01:02.68] | 家长里短的道听途说 |
| [01:04.92] | 几句现代鸡汤助你长舌 |
| [01:06.72] | （胡扯）一套素质三连将其回收 |
| [01:09.08] | 你知不知道每个反派角色通常死于话多 |
| [01:11.76] | 小学毕业前 上街危险（Hey Ya ~） |
| [01:13.75] | 高中毕业前 早恋危险（Hey Ya ~） |
| [01:15.63] | 大学生毕业前 动真心危险 |
| [01:18.05] | 上班满一年 单身更危险 |
| [01:20.20] | 小学毕业前 上街危险（Hey Ya ~） |
| [01:22.36] | 高中毕业前 早恋危险（Hey Ya ~） |
| [01:24.82] | 大学生毕业前 动真心危险 |
| [01:27.36] | 养纸片儿最安全 |
| [01:29.05] | 朋友圈发张照片臭美几下（Hey Ya ~） |
| [01:31.07] | 上午刚刚认识的人私聊她评价（蛤？） |
| [01:33.27] | “你这样缺乏稳重 太过泼辣” |
| [01:35.45] | 天空浮现了大写的（尴）尬 |
| [01:38.05] | 不熟的甲乙丙丁自说自话（Hey Ya ~） |
| [01:39.87] | 每日夹带奇葩忠告希望她采纳（What？） |
| [01:42.04] | “呵呵好哒 送你恶魔妈妈” |
| [01:44.15] | 什么含义 快回家自查 |
| [01:46.43] | 败支口红吃顿火锅（Yo ~） |
| [01:48.34] | 自己剁手自己享受 |
| [01:50.41] | 请做到 不看不听不过问干涉 |
| [01:52.85] | 装不知不明 谢谢拜托 |
| [01:55.02] | 长腿短裤搭配显瘦（Yo ~） |
| [01:57.23] | 动歪念头休要怪罪我 |
| [01:59.59] | 麻烦快找个没有灯的角落对自己的眼睛 戳 |
| [02:03.46] | 总是感觉良好学不会沉默 |
| [02:05.85] | 人生辞典始终没有尊重 |
| [02:07.87] | （对我）逛什么 看什么 日常玩什么 |
| [02:09.89] | 都让我辗转反侧患失患得（不停地啰嗦） |
| [02:12.35] | 戴起有色眼镜开倒车 |
| [02:14.52] | 遮挡不住一颗自私内核 |
| [02:16.46] | （胡扯）批判我的性格温柔不够 |
| [02:18.81] | 你知不知道每个反派角色通常死于话多 |
| [02:38.54] | 总是不请自来帮我做选择 |
| [02:41.04] | 为我好的理由就是借口 |
| [02:42.97] | 吃什么 穿什么 日常做什么 |
| [02:45.07] | 观察我喜怒哀乐献计献策 |
| [02:47.55] | 家长里短的道听途说 |
| [02:49.76] | 几句现代鸡汤助你长舌 |
| [02:51.65] | 一套素质三连将其回收 |
| [02:53.90] | 爱废话的人也打包带走 |
| [02:56.28] | 感觉良好学不会沉默 |
| [02:58.33] | 人生辞典始终没有尊重 |
| [03:00.19] | （对我）逛什么 看什么 日常玩什么 |
| [03:02.72] | 都让我辗转反侧患失患得（不停地啰嗦） |
| [03:04.90] | 戴起有色眼镜开倒车 |
| [03:07.00] | 遮挡不住一颗自私内核 |
| [03:08.84] | （胡扯）批判我的性格温柔不够 |
| [03:11.33] | 你知不知道每个反派角色通常死于话多 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:18.48] | yi lei ren zi cong mou tian gu gu zhui di |
| [00:21.21] | qin qi lin ju zhi hui lai zhi hui qu |
| [00:23.14] | tian zhen de ta men he fu mu dou xiang xin |
| [00:25.49] | zhang da hou cai fa xian que wei bi |
| [00:27.80] | san gu shuo yao jin guo qi cai hui wen ding |
| [00:30.06] | liu po shuo jia jing ying yi sheng dou an xin |
| [00:32.16] | ta men xiang zi zhu shen zao gong zuo xue xi |
| [00:34.38] | da jia hong xiao yue:" you mei you mao bing?" |
| [00:36.54] | nan ren zhui qiu qing nian cai jun Yo |
| [00:38.52] | nv zi bi yu liao liao ji ju |
| [00:40.86] | bie deng dao bian lao bian chou bian feng hua san jin |
| [00:43.09] | fu bian zhou bian kua hou hui wan xi |
| [00:45.31] | qiong ji yi sheng jing cai guang yin Yo |
| [00:47.43] | zhi wei pei chen ruo gan nian huang jin |
| [00:49.68] | yao diu qi zhu zhang yu zi you de shi guang huan ting tang he chu fang Peace |
| [00:53.72] | zong shi bu qing zi lai bang wo zuo xuan ze |
| [00:56.22] | wei wo hao de li you jiu shi jie kou |
| [00:58.04] | dui wo chi shen me chuan shen me ri chang zuo shi mo |
| [01:00.27] | guan cha wo xi nu ai yue xian ji xian ce bu ting di luo suo |
| [01:02.68] | jia chang li duan de dao ting tu shuo |
| [01:04.92] | ji ju xian dai ji tang zhu ni chang she |
| [01:06.72] | hu che yi tao su zhi san lian jiang qi hui shou |
| [01:09.08] | ni zhi bu zhi dao mei ge fan pai jue se tong chang si yu hua duo |
| [01:11.76] | xiao xue bi ye qian shang jie wei xian Hey Ya |
| [01:13.75] | gao zhong bi ye qian zao lian wei xian Hey Ya |
| [01:15.63] | da xue sheng bi ye qian dong zhen xin wei xian |
| [01:18.05] | shang ban man yi nian dan shen geng wei xian |
| [01:20.20] | xiao xue bi ye qian shang jie wei xian Hey Ya |
| [01:22.36] | gao zhong bi ye qian zao lian wei xian Hey Ya |
| [01:24.82] | da xue sheng bi ye qian dong zhen xin wei xian |
| [01:27.36] | yang zhi pian er zui an quan |
| [01:29.05] | peng you quan fa zhang zhao pian chou mei ji xia Hey Ya |
| [01:31.07] | shang wu gang gang ren shi de ren si liao ta ping jia ha? |
| [01:33.27] | " ni zhe yang que fa wen zhong tai guo po la" |
| [01:35.45] | tian kong fu xian le da xie de gan ga |
| [01:38.05] | bu shu de jia yi bing ding zi shuo zi hua Hey Ya |
| [01:39.87] | mei ri jia dai qi pa zhong gao xi wang ta cai na What? |
| [01:42.04] | " he he hao da song ni e mo ma ma" |
| [01:44.15] | shen me han yi kuai hui jia zi cha |
| [01:46.43] | bai zhi kou hong chi dun huo guo Yo |
| [01:48.34] | zi ji duo shou zi ji xiang shou |
| [01:50.41] | qing zuo dao bu kan bu ting bu guo wen gan she |
| [01:52.85] | zhuang bu zhi bu ming xie xie bai tuo |
| [01:55.02] | zhang tui duan ku da pei xian shou Yo |
| [01:57.23] | dong wai nian tou xiu yao guai zui wo |
| [01:59.59] | ma fan kuai zhao ge mei you deng de jiao luo dui zi ji de yan jing chuo |
| [02:03.46] | zong shi gan jue liang hao xue bu hui chen mo |
| [02:05.85] | ren sheng ci dian shi zhong mei you zun zhong |
| [02:07.87] | dui wo guang shen me kan shen me ri chang wan shen me |
| [02:09.89] | dou rang wo zhan zhuan fan ce huan shi huan de bu ting di luo suo |
| [02:12.35] | dai qi you se yan jing kai dao che |
| [02:14.52] | zhe dang bu zhu yi ke zi si nei he |
| [02:16.46] | hu che pi pan wo de xing ge wen rou bu gou |
| [02:18.81] | ni zhi bu zhi dao mei ge fan pai jue se tong chang si yu hua duo |
| [02:38.54] | zong shi bu qing zi lai bang wo zuo xuan ze |
| [02:41.04] | wei wo hao de li you jiu shi jie kou |
| [02:42.97] | chi shen me chuan shen me ri chang zuo shi mo |
| [02:45.07] | guan cha wo xi nu ai yue xian ji xian ce |
| [02:47.55] | jia chang li duan de dao ting tu shuo |
| [02:49.76] | ji ju xian dai ji tang zhu ni chang she |
| [02:51.65] | yi tao su zhi san lian jiang qi hui shou |
| [02:53.90] | ai fei hua de ren ye da bao dai zou |
| [02:56.28] | gan jue liang hao xue bu hui chen mo |
| [02:58.33] | ren sheng ci dian shi zhong mei you zun zhong |
| [03:00.19] | dui wo guang shen me kan shen me ri chang wan shen me |
| [03:02.72] | dou rang wo zhan zhuan fan ce huan shi huan de bu ting di luo suo |
| [03:04.90] | dai qi you se yan jing kai dao che |
| [03:07.00] | zhe dang bu zhu yi ke zi si nei he |
| [03:08.84] | hu che pi pan wo de xing ge wen rou bu gou |
| [03:11.33] | ni zhi bu zhi dao mei ge fan pai jue se tong chang si yu hua duo |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:18.48] | yī lèi rén zì cóng mǒu tiān gū gū zhuì dì |
| [00:21.21] | qīn qī lín jū zhǐ huī lái zhǐ huī qù |
| [00:23.14] | tiān zhēn de tā men hé fù mǔ dōu xiāng xìn |
| [00:25.49] | zhǎng dà hòu cái fā xiàn què wèi bì |
| [00:27.80] | sān gū shuō yào jìn guó qǐ cái huì wěn dìng |
| [00:30.06] | liù pó shuō jià jīng yīng yī shēng dōu ān xīn |
| [00:32.16] | tā men xiǎng zì zhǔ shēn zào gōng zuò xué xí |
| [00:34.38] | dà jiā hōng xiào yuē:" yǒu méi yǒu máo bìng?" |
| [00:36.54] | nán rén zhuī qiú qīng nián cái jùn Yo |
| [00:38.52] | nǚ zǐ bì yù liáo liáo jǐ jù |
| [00:40.86] | bié děng dào biàn lǎo biàn chǒu biàn fēng huá sàn jìn |
| [00:43.09] | fū biàn zhòu biàn kuǎ hòu huǐ wǎn xī |
| [00:45.31] | qióng jí yī shēng jīng cǎi guāng yīn Yo |
| [00:47.43] | zhǐ wèi péi chèn ruò gān nián huáng jīn |
| [00:49.68] | yào diū qì zhǔ zhāng yǔ zì yóu de shí guāng huàn tīng táng hé chú fáng Peace |
| [00:53.72] | zǒng shì bù qǐng zì lái bāng wǒ zuò xuǎn zé |
| [00:56.22] | wèi wǒ hǎo de lǐ yóu jiù shì jiè kǒu |
| [00:58.04] | duì wǒ chī shén me chuān shén me rì cháng zuò shí mǒ |
| [01:00.27] | guān chá wǒ xǐ nù āi yuè xiàn jì xiàn cè bù tíng dì luō suo |
| [01:02.68] | jiā cháng lǐ duǎn de dào tīng tú shuō |
| [01:04.92] | jǐ jù xiàn dài jī tāng zhù nǐ cháng shé |
| [01:06.72] | hú chě yī tào sù zhì sān lián jiāng qí huí shōu |
| [01:09.08] | nǐ zhī bù zhī dào měi gè fǎn pài jué sè tōng cháng sǐ yú huà duō |
| [01:11.76] | xiǎo xué bì yè qián shàng jiē wēi xiǎn Hey Ya |
| [01:13.75] | gāo zhōng bì yè qián zǎo liàn wēi xiǎn Hey Ya |
| [01:15.63] | dà xué shēng bì yè qián dòng zhēn xīn wēi xiǎn |
| [01:18.05] | shàng bān mǎn yī nián dān shēn gèng wēi xiǎn |
| [01:20.20] | xiǎo xué bì yè qián shàng jiē wēi xiǎn Hey Ya |
| [01:22.36] | gāo zhōng bì yè qián zǎo liàn wēi xiǎn Hey Ya |
| [01:24.82] | dà xué shēng bì yè qián dòng zhēn xīn wēi xiǎn |
| [01:27.36] | yǎng zhǐ piān er zuì ān quán |
| [01:29.05] | péng yǒu quān fā zhāng zhào piān chòu měi jǐ xià Hey Ya |
| [01:31.07] | shàng wǔ gāng gāng rèn shi de rén sī liáo tā píng jià há? |
| [01:33.27] | " nǐ zhè yàng quē fá wěn zhòng tài guò pō là" |
| [01:35.45] | tiān kōng fú xiàn le dà xiě de gān gà |
| [01:38.05] | bù shú de jiǎ yǐ bǐng dīng zì shuō zì huà Hey Ya |
| [01:39.87] | měi rì jiā dài qí pā zhōng gào xī wàng tā cǎi nà What? |
| [01:42.04] | " hē hē hǎo dā sòng nǐ è mó mā mā" |
| [01:44.15] | shén me hán yì kuài huí jiā zì chá |
| [01:46.43] | bài zhī kǒu hóng chī dùn huǒ guō Yo |
| [01:48.34] | zì jǐ duò shǒu zì jǐ xiǎng shòu |
| [01:50.41] | qǐng zuò dào bù kàn bù tīng bù guò wèn gān shè |
| [01:52.85] | zhuāng bù zhī bù míng xiè xiè bài tuō |
| [01:55.02] | zhǎng tuǐ duǎn kù dā pèi xiǎn shòu Yo |
| [01:57.23] | dòng wāi niàn tou xiū yào guài zuì wǒ |
| [01:59.59] | má fán kuài zhǎo gè méi yǒu dēng de jiǎo luò duì zì jǐ de yǎn jīng chuō |
| [02:03.46] | zǒng shì gǎn jué liáng hào xué bú huì chén mò |
| [02:05.85] | rén shēng cí diǎn shǐ zhōng méi yǒu zūn zhòng |
| [02:07.87] | duì wǒ guàng shén me kàn shén me rì cháng wán shén me |
| [02:09.89] | dōu ràng wǒ zhǎn zhuǎn fǎn cè huàn shī huàn dé bù tíng dì luō suo |
| [02:12.35] | dài qǐ yǒu sè yǎn jìng kāi dào chē |
| [02:14.52] | zhē dǎng bú zhù yī kē zì sī nèi hé |
| [02:16.46] | hú chě pī pàn wǒ de xìng gé wēn róu bù gòu |
| [02:18.81] | nǐ zhī bù zhī dào měi gè fǎn pài jué sè tōng cháng sǐ yú huà duō |
| [02:38.54] | zǒng shì bù qǐng zì lái bāng wǒ zuò xuǎn zé |
| [02:41.04] | wèi wǒ hǎo de lǐ yóu jiù shì jiè kǒu |
| [02:42.97] | chī shén me chuān shén me rì cháng zuò shí mǒ |
| [02:45.07] | guān chá wǒ xǐ nù āi yuè xiàn jì xiàn cè |
| [02:47.55] | jiā cháng lǐ duǎn de dào tīng tú shuō |
| [02:49.76] | jǐ jù xiàn dài jī tāng zhù nǐ cháng shé |
| [02:51.65] | yī tào sù zhì sān lián jiāng qí huí shōu |
| [02:53.90] | ài fèi huà de rén yě dǎ bāo dài zǒu |
| [02:56.28] | gǎn jué liáng hào xué bú huì chén mò |
| [02:58.33] | rén shēng cí diǎn shǐ zhōng méi yǒu zūn zhòng |
| [03:00.19] | duì wǒ guàng shén me kàn shén me rì cháng wán shén me |
| [03:02.72] | dōu ràng wǒ zhǎn zhuǎn fǎn cè huàn shī huàn dé bù tíng dì luō suo |
| [03:04.90] | dài qǐ yǒu sè yǎn jìng kāi dào chē |
| [03:07.00] | zhē dǎng bú zhù yī kē zì sī nèi hé |
| [03:08.84] | hú chě pī pàn wǒ de xìng gé wēn róu bù gòu |
| [03:11.33] | nǐ zhī bù zhī dào měi gè fǎn pài jué sè tōng cháng sǐ yú huà duō |
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