| I knew a girl named Nikki | |
| I guess you could say she was a sex fiend | |
| I met her in a hotel lobby | |
| Masturbating with a magazine | |
| She said how'd you like to waste some time | |
| And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind | |
| She took me to her castle | |
| And I just couldn't believe my eyes | |
| She had so many devices | |
| Everything that money could buy | |
| She said sign your name on the dotted line | |
| The lights went out | |
| And Nikki started to grind | |
| The castle started spinning | |
| Or maybe it was my brain | |
| I can't tell you what she did to me | |
| But my body will never be the same | |
| Her lovin' will kick your behind | |
| Oh, she'll show you no mercy | |
| But she'll show you how to grind | |
| Woke up the next morning | |
| Nikki wasn't there | |
| I looked all over and all I found | |
| Was a phone number on the stairs | |
| It said thank you for a funky time | |
| Call me up whenever you want to grind... |