These Are the Tales Lyrics
| Song | These Are the Tales |
| Artist | Too Short |
| Album | Chase the Cat |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Hargrove, Jordan, Shaw | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well(Tune in to the History Channel) | |
| These are the tales(Learn a lesson biatch) | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well(Short Dog) | |
| I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long, long time | |
| In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme | |
| I like to spit a lot of game | |
| But back then, | |
| I was just sayin' my name | |
| I had a record player on my stereo | |
| Got down on my knees with my radio | |
| From Oakland, | |
| California with some new shit | |
| I'm Sir Too | |
| Short, I'm bout to do this | |
| In 1981, that's where it all begun | |
| We do it for the money, we don't rap for fun | |
| Five dolla's fo' a tape, | |
| Too Short and | |
| Freddy BMoney in my pocket's all | |
| I ever need | |
| It was me, | |
| Fred B and | |
| Freddy Brack | |
| Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat | |
| While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho's | |
| Can't be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues | |
| In '82 you was in the game | |
| With a Falcon, | |
| Cougar or a | |
| MustangMe and | |
| Freddy B used to hit the turfs | |
| With a bag of tapes puttin' in work, biatch | |
| In '83 you hit a house party | |
| A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink | |
| I'm on the turntable smokin' get-right | |
| And at mid-night | |
| I'll be rappin' on the mic | |
| I did the same thang, for the next two years | |
| That's why they say my name, when | |
| I come through here | |
| When I was | |
| Sixteen, I want'd to be a mack | |
| I went to | |
| Fremont High with | |
| Lil' D and | |
| BlackYoung ballers in the town livin' real phat | |
| Never had the sack but | |
| I smoked a little crack | |
| Crushed up in the weed, we call 'em bass rock | |
| CaddiesGoin' on them grimmies make them ho's call me daddy | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| It's been fifteen years since that shit happened | |
| But Too Short don't stop rappin' | |
| In '85, I was on the right page | |
| Ten thousand niggaz, | |
| Short live on stage | |
| Underground tapes was all they ever heard | |
| But the whole crowd sang along with me word for word | |
| And that changed everything | |
| Went to Seventy | |
| Five Girls and hooked up with | |
| DeanReal player-ism and that's no joke | |
| Snort a lot of coke with ho's that like to smoke | |
| I was makin' records but wasn't makin' money | |
| You can take it seriously or you can think it's funny | |
| By '87, I was on my own, started | |
| Dangerous | |
| MusicAnd I made the song "These are the tales, the freaky tales" | |
| No radio or video or | |
| CD salesSix platinums in a row, | |
| Ice Cube and | |
| Cool JWho else did that shit? | |
| Short Dog from the | |
| BayThese ho's try to play it safe | |
| But I been mackin' hard since eighty-eight | |
| And from eighty-nine to ninety-six | |
| I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch | |
| I'll retire ten times and | |
| I'll still be here | |
| My old records sell about a half a mil' a year | |
| I say "Bitch get naked" so pimpishly | |
| Spit rhymes through decades and centuries | |
| And bitches just love my dirty mouth | |
| When I see you again | |
| I'ma cuss you out, biatch! | |
| That's my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit | |
| I wont sue you, but that's the trademark | |
| I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| Now I'm in | |
| Atlanta I still love the | |
| OI gave you my bitch but you can't have my flow | |
| I guest appeared on 47 albums | |
| Fuck McDonald and fuck | |
| CalvinI get money with | |
| Erick Sermon when | |
| I'm in New | |
| YorkI get respect, they call me | |
| Too ShortI live swell in | |
| ATL, 'cause | |
| I'm a player | |
| We fuckin' hella ho's at | |
| X House in | |
| Decatur where it's greater | |
| You know how we ride | |
| I got love for all niggaz from the | |
| EastSideIt was me, | |
| Ant Banks and | |
| Shorty BAll we need to do is find my nigga | |
| PeeWeeWe used to be on | |
| Murdel Street makin' funky songs | |
| If you see him tell him | |
| Short said it's back on | |
| Let's get this money, midwest down | |
| SouthEast coast, | |
| West coast ride out, biatch | |
| These are the tales(That's my gift to rap) | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well(You can have that word, say bitch all you want) | |
| These are the tales(All you regular fake ass niggas) | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well(You finally get to have Too Short's bitch, trick) |
| zuo ci : Hargrove, Jordan, Shaw | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well Tune in to the History Channel | |
| These are the tales Learn a lesson biatch | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well Short Dog | |
| I' m thinkin' way back, it' s been a long, long time | |
| In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme | |
| I like to spit a lot of game | |
| But back then, | |
| I was just sayin' my name | |
| I had a record player on my stereo | |
| Got down on my knees with my radio | |
| From Oakland, | |
| California with some new shit | |
| I' m Sir Too | |
| Short, I' m bout to do this | |
| In 1981, that' s where it all begun | |
| We do it for the money, we don' t rap for fun | |
| Five dolla' s fo' a tape, | |
| Too Short and | |
| Freddy BMoney in my pocket' s all | |
| I ever need | |
| It was me, | |
| Fred B and | |
| Freddy Brack | |
| Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat | |
| While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho' s | |
| Can' t be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues | |
| In ' 82 you was in the game | |
| With a Falcon, | |
| Cougar or a | |
| MustangMe and | |
| Freddy B used to hit the turfs | |
| With a bag of tapes puttin' in work, biatch | |
| In ' 83 you hit a house party | |
| A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink | |
| I' m on the turntable smokin' getright | |
| And at midnight | |
| I' ll be rappin' on the mic | |
| I did the same thang, for the next two years | |
| That' s why they say my name, when | |
| I come through here | |
| When I was | |
| Sixteen, I want' d to be a mack | |
| I went to | |
| Fremont High with | |
| Lil' D and | |
| BlackYoung ballers in the town livin' real phat | |
| Never had the sack but | |
| I smoked a little crack | |
| Crushed up in the weed, we call ' em bass rock | |
| CaddiesGoin' on them grimmies make them ho' s call me daddy | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| It' s been fifteen years since that shit happened | |
| But Too Short don' t stop rappin' | |
| In ' 85, I was on the right page | |
| Ten thousand niggaz, | |
| Short live on stage | |
| Underground tapes was all they ever heard | |
| But the whole crowd sang along with me word for word | |
| And that changed everything | |
| Went to Seventy | |
| Five Girls and hooked up with | |
| DeanReal playerism and that' s no joke | |
| Snort a lot of coke with ho' s that like to smoke | |
| I was makin' records but wasn' t makin' money | |
| You can take it seriously or you can think it' s funny | |
| By ' 87, I was on my own, started | |
| Dangerous | |
| MusicAnd I made the song " These are the tales, the freaky tales" | |
| No radio or video or | |
| CD salesSix platinums in a row, | |
| Ice Cube and | |
| Cool JWho else did that shit? | |
| Short Dog from the | |
| BayThese ho' s try to play it safe | |
| But I been mackin' hard since eightyeight | |
| And from eightynine to ninetysix | |
| I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch | |
| I' ll retire ten times and | |
| I' ll still be here | |
| My old records sell about a half a mil' a year | |
| I say " Bitch get naked" so pimpishly | |
| Spit rhymes through decades and centuries | |
| And bitches just love my dirty mouth | |
| When I see you again | |
| I' ma cuss you out, biatch! | |
| That' s my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit | |
| I wont sue you, but that' s the trademark | |
| I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| Now I' m in | |
| Atlanta I still love the | |
| OI gave you my bitch but you can' t have my flow | |
| I guest appeared on 47 albums | |
| Fuck McDonald and fuck | |
| CalvinI get money with | |
| Erick Sermon when | |
| I' m in New | |
| YorkI get respect, they call me | |
| Too ShortI live swell in | |
| ATL, ' cause | |
| I' m a player | |
| We fuckin' hella ho' s at | |
| X House in | |
| Decatur where it' s greater | |
| You know how we ride | |
| I got love for all niggaz from the | |
| EastSideIt was me, | |
| Ant Banks and | |
| Shorty BAll we need to do is find my nigga | |
| PeeWeeWe used to be on | |
| Murdel Street makin' funky songs | |
| If you see him tell him | |
| Short said it' s back on | |
| Let' s get this money, midwest down | |
| SouthEast coast, | |
| West coast ride out, biatch | |
| These are the tales That' s my gift to rap | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well You can have that word, say bitch all you want | |
| These are the tales All you regular fake ass niggas | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well You finally get to have Too Short' s bitch, trick |
| zuò cí : Hargrove, Jordan, Shaw | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well Tune in to the History Channel | |
| These are the tales Learn a lesson biatch | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well Short Dog | |
| I' m thinkin' way back, it' s been a long, long time | |
| In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme | |
| I like to spit a lot of game | |
| But back then, | |
| I was just sayin' my name | |
| I had a record player on my stereo | |
| Got down on my knees with my radio | |
| From Oakland, | |
| California with some new shit | |
| I' m Sir Too | |
| Short, I' m bout to do this | |
| In 1981, that' s where it all begun | |
| We do it for the money, we don' t rap for fun | |
| Five dolla' s fo' a tape, | |
| Too Short and | |
| Freddy BMoney in my pocket' s all | |
| I ever need | |
| It was me, | |
| Fred B and | |
| Freddy Brack | |
| Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat | |
| While we rapped about the bitches and all the ho' s | |
| Can' t be in the hole tryin' to ball without vogues | |
| In ' 82 you was in the game | |
| With a Falcon, | |
| Cougar or a | |
| MustangMe and | |
| Freddy B used to hit the turfs | |
| With a bag of tapes puttin' in work, biatch | |
| In ' 83 you hit a house party | |
| A dolla' get you in and a dolla' fo' a drink | |
| I' m on the turntable smokin' getright | |
| And at midnight | |
| I' ll be rappin' on the mic | |
| I did the same thang, for the next two years | |
| That' s why they say my name, when | |
| I come through here | |
| When I was | |
| Sixteen, I want' d to be a mack | |
| I went to | |
| Fremont High with | |
| Lil' D and | |
| BlackYoung ballers in the town livin' real phat | |
| Never had the sack but | |
| I smoked a little crack | |
| Crushed up in the weed, we call ' em bass rock | |
| CaddiesGoin' on them grimmies make them ho' s call me daddy | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| It' s been fifteen years since that shit happened | |
| But Too Short don' t stop rappin' | |
| In ' 85, I was on the right page | |
| Ten thousand niggaz, | |
| Short live on stage | |
| Underground tapes was all they ever heard | |
| But the whole crowd sang along with me word for word | |
| And that changed everything | |
| Went to Seventy | |
| Five Girls and hooked up with | |
| DeanReal playerism and that' s no joke | |
| Snort a lot of coke with ho' s that like to smoke | |
| I was makin' records but wasn' t makin' money | |
| You can take it seriously or you can think it' s funny | |
| By ' 87, I was on my own, started | |
| Dangerous | |
| MusicAnd I made the song " These are the tales, the freaky tales" | |
| No radio or video or | |
| CD salesSix platinums in a row, | |
| Ice Cube and | |
| Cool JWho else did that shit? | |
| Short Dog from the | |
| BayThese ho' s try to play it safe | |
| But I been mackin' hard since eightyeight | |
| And from eightynine to ninetysix | |
| I was rappin' on the mic talkin' shit about a bitch | |
| I' ll retire ten times and | |
| I' ll still be here | |
| My old records sell about a half a mil' a year | |
| I say " Bitch get naked" so pimpishly | |
| Spit rhymes through decades and centuries | |
| And bitches just love my dirty mouth | |
| When I see you again | |
| I' ma cuss you out, biatch! | |
| That' s my gift, now all you rappers get to say that shit | |
| I wont sue you, but that' s the trademark | |
| I was a grown ass man when you was playin' in the park lil' nigga | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| These are the tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| Now I' m in | |
| Atlanta I still love the | |
| OI gave you my bitch but you can' t have my flow | |
| I guest appeared on 47 albums | |
| Fuck McDonald and fuck | |
| CalvinI get money with | |
| Erick Sermon when | |
| I' m in New | |
| YorkI get respect, they call me | |
| Too ShortI live swell in | |
| ATL, ' cause | |
| I' m a player | |
| We fuckin' hella ho' s at | |
| X House in | |
| Decatur where it' s greater | |
| You know how we ride | |
| I got love for all niggaz from the | |
| EastSideIt was me, | |
| Ant Banks and | |
| Shorty BAll we need to do is find my nigga | |
| PeeWeeWe used to be on | |
| Murdel Street makin' funky songs | |
| If you see him tell him | |
| Short said it' s back on | |
| Let' s get this money, midwest down | |
| SouthEast coast, | |
| West coast ride out, biatch | |
| These are the tales That' s my gift to rap | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well You can have that word, say bitch all you want | |
| These are the tales All you regular fake ass niggas | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well You finally get to have Too Short' s bitch, trick |
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