Cocktales Lyrics
| Song | Cocktales |
| Artist | Too Short |
| Album | The Mack of the Century... Greatest Hits |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Shaw, Shorty B. | |
| H-e-a-d, | |
| All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p | |
| You're just a big freak, you better not complain, | |
| When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. | |
| If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing | |
| I'll pick up the phone and call janine. | |
| If i call marie, i know for a fact | |
| I'm gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac | |
| I met this freak named naomi | |
| Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies. | |
| She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki | |
| I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. | |
| She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with tina | |
| Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. | |
| I took her to my house and told her strip | |
| Baby got freaky-started doing the splits. | |
| I said, "bitch!!! do what you want | |
| Cause this true blue mack won't even front". | |
| I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum | |
| Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none | |
| I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk | |
| I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk | |
| My dick is big and her nigga had a little one, | |
| I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun. | |
| I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. | |
| It's the california lifestyle that i live. | |
| My name is short, my game is long | |
| I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
| I know this girl named annette | |
| Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick | |
| Hella freaky...won't say no for shit | |
| You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch. | |
| I know another freak her name's joanne | |
| I always get the pussy cuz i know i can | |
| Finest bitch around, ain't got no man | |
| Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again. | |
| She's like another bitch named christine | |
| Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor | |
| Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb | |
| I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth | |
| You know i did all that shit | |
| She got my number, if she beep me, i'm gonna call that bitch, | |
| And go dig in them guts like a gardener, | |
| If she starts screamin', i'm gonna fuck the bitch harder. | |
| Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales i tell so well | |
| You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell | |
| Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails. | |
| I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, | |
| Fucking m.c.'s cause she's so nasty, | |
| See her backstage trying to throw that ass, | |
| She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy | |
| You can't stop the bitch | |
| Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch | |
| My name is short my game is long | |
| I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
| I know another girl named stephanie | |
| Do anything she can to have sex with me | |
| She really don't bring out the best in me | |
| But i love her fine ass laying next to me. | |
| She's like another freak named nicole | |
| So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold | |
| I took her to my house, she gave me the panties | |
| I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie. | |
| Angie called me up about two weeks later | |
| Talking some shit about do me player | |
| So i did her just like tamara, | |
| Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. | |
| Next they told a girl named rocquelle | |
| Got my skin all under her fingernails | |
| She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit | |
| That was way back now i can't find the bitch | |
| But if i do, i'll probably do the same again | |
| Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp. | |
| I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin | |
| I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin | |
| You can bet your life as i spit these raps | |
| I'll be fucking em' up like that...bitch. | |
| I know another trick her name was shery, | |
| I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married | |
| Pussy so good and i do mean very... | |
| Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy. | |
| I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice | |
| You ever make me mad and i'll fuck your wife | |
| Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. | |
| I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch | |
| Like my other little tramp named erika | |
| Anywhere i want to fuck that's where i fuck | |
| Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america | |
| Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... | |
| Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that i tell so well | |
| You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell | |
| Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!! |
| zuo ci : Shaw, Shorty B. | |
| Head, | |
| All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p | |
| You' re just a big freak, you better not complain, | |
| When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. | |
| If you a fake bitch, ain' t no thing | |
| I' ll pick up the phone and call janine. | |
| If i call marie, i know for a fact | |
| I' m gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac | |
| I met this freak named naomi | |
| Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies. | |
| She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki | |
| I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. | |
| She was fine as fuck, but can' t fuck with tina | |
| Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. | |
| I took her to my house and told her strip | |
| Baby got freakystarted doing the splits. | |
| I said, " bitch!!! do what you want | |
| Cause this true blue mack won' t even front". | |
| I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum | |
| Pussy so tight, it wouldn' t give me none | |
| I' m too hort baby couldn' t be no punk | |
| I' m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk | |
| My dick is big and her nigga had a little one, | |
| I didn' t fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun. | |
| I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. | |
| It' s the california lifestyle that i live. | |
| My name is short, my game is long | |
| I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
| I know this girl named annette | |
| Get her all alone and she' ll suck your dick | |
| Hella freaky... won' t say no for shit | |
| You and her all alone, nigga that' s your bitch. | |
| I know another freak her name' s joanne | |
| I always get the pussy cuz i know i can | |
| Finest bitch around, ain' t got no man | |
| Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again. | |
| She' s like another bitch named christine | |
| Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor | |
| Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb | |
| I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth | |
| You know i did all that shit | |
| She got my number, if she beep me, i' m gonna call that bitch, | |
| And go dig in them guts like a gardener, | |
| If she starts screamin', i' m gonna fuck the bitch harder. | |
| Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales i tell so well | |
| You don' t like my dirty rap you can go to hell | |
| Cuz sahort dogg' s on the mike tellin' cocktails. | |
| I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, | |
| Fucking m. c.' s cause she' s so nasty, | |
| See her backstage trying to throw that ass, | |
| She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy | |
| You can' t stop the bitch | |
| Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch | |
| My name is short my game is long | |
| I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
| I know another girl named stephanie | |
| Do anything she can to have sex with me | |
| She really don' t bring out the best in me | |
| But i love her fine ass laying next to me. | |
| She' s like another freak named nicole | |
| So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold | |
| I took her to my house, she gave me the panties | |
| I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie. | |
| Angie called me up about two weeks later | |
| Talking some shit about do me player | |
| So i did her just like tamara, | |
| Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. | |
| Next they told a girl named rocquelle | |
| Got my skin all under her fingernails | |
| She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit | |
| That was way back now i can' t find the bitch | |
| But if i do, i' ll probably do the same again | |
| Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp. | |
| I' m too short baby, i don' t stop mackin | |
| I grab the microphone and i don' t stop rappin | |
| You can bet your life as i spit these raps | |
| I' ll be fucking em' up like that... bitch. | |
| I know another trick her name was shery, | |
| I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married | |
| Pussy so good and i do mean very... | |
| Sometimes it' s shaved and sometimes it' s hairy. | |
| I' m short dogg ain' t nothing nice | |
| You ever make me mad and i' ll fuck your wife | |
| Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. | |
| I guess i' ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch | |
| Like my other little tramp named erika | |
| Anywhere i want to fuck that' s where i fuck | |
| Cuz she' s the freakiest bitch in america | |
| Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... | |
| Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that i tell so well | |
| You don' t like my dirty raps you can go to hell | |
| Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!! |
| zuò cí : Shaw, Shorty B. | |
| Head, | |
| All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p | |
| You' re just a big freak, you better not complain, | |
| When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. | |
| If you a fake bitch, ain' t no thing | |
| I' ll pick up the phone and call janine. | |
| If i call marie, i know for a fact | |
| I' m gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac | |
| I met this freak named naomi | |
| Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies. | |
| She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki | |
| I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. | |
| She was fine as fuck, but can' t fuck with tina | |
| Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. | |
| I took her to my house and told her strip | |
| Baby got freakystarted doing the splits. | |
| I said, " bitch!!! do what you want | |
| Cause this true blue mack won' t even front". | |
| I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum | |
| Pussy so tight, it wouldn' t give me none | |
| I' m too hort baby couldn' t be no punk | |
| I' m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk | |
| My dick is big and her nigga had a little one, | |
| I didn' t fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun. | |
| I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. | |
| It' s the california lifestyle that i live. | |
| My name is short, my game is long | |
| I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
| I know this girl named annette | |
| Get her all alone and she' ll suck your dick | |
| Hella freaky... won' t say no for shit | |
| You and her all alone, nigga that' s your bitch. | |
| I know another freak her name' s joanne | |
| I always get the pussy cuz i know i can | |
| Finest bitch around, ain' t got no man | |
| Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again. | |
| She' s like another bitch named christine | |
| Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor | |
| Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb | |
| I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth | |
| You know i did all that shit | |
| She got my number, if she beep me, i' m gonna call that bitch, | |
| And go dig in them guts like a gardener, | |
| If she starts screamin', i' m gonna fuck the bitch harder. | |
| Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales i tell so well | |
| You don' t like my dirty rap you can go to hell | |
| Cuz sahort dogg' s on the mike tellin' cocktails. | |
| I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, | |
| Fucking m. c.' s cause she' s so nasty, | |
| See her backstage trying to throw that ass, | |
| She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy | |
| You can' t stop the bitch | |
| Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch | |
| My name is short my game is long | |
| I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
| I know another girl named stephanie | |
| Do anything she can to have sex with me | |
| She really don' t bring out the best in me | |
| But i love her fine ass laying next to me. | |
| She' s like another freak named nicole | |
| So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold | |
| I took her to my house, she gave me the panties | |
| I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie. | |
| Angie called me up about two weeks later | |
| Talking some shit about do me player | |
| So i did her just like tamara, | |
| Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. | |
| Next they told a girl named rocquelle | |
| Got my skin all under her fingernails | |
| She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit | |
| That was way back now i can' t find the bitch | |
| But if i do, i' ll probably do the same again | |
| Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp. | |
| I' m too short baby, i don' t stop mackin | |
| I grab the microphone and i don' t stop rappin | |
| You can bet your life as i spit these raps | |
| I' ll be fucking em' up like that... bitch. | |
| I know another trick her name was shery, | |
| I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married | |
| Pussy so good and i do mean very... | |
| Sometimes it' s shaved and sometimes it' s hairy. | |
| I' m short dogg ain' t nothing nice | |
| You ever make me mad and i' ll fuck your wife | |
| Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. | |
| I guess i' ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch | |
| Like my other little tramp named erika | |
| Anywhere i want to fuck that' s where i fuck | |
| Cuz she' s the freakiest bitch in america | |
| Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... | |
| Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that i tell so well | |
| You don' t like my dirty raps you can go to hell | |
| Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!! |
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